Adult Humor

1, for some that stay, call the bar at midnight: How much is the cheapest Miss? A: Miss, the Moujun let bare Yi Zuo, from dawn to go to bed and sleep. Miss puzzled asked: ugly, saw ghosts are running. Its designers made a poor pictures, advertisements read: hang the door first, evil; hanging bed, contraception! Therefore, this award-winning designer, into a well-off class.
3, a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: City to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise in the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen Sales woman: Miss JB has installed a plastic bag did not sell?
5, a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say: Female softly said: A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: What kind of look at my B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B!
7, hen of the Bulls grumble: milk, who I Jiaodie TM tube! playing cards it? So voyeur, a look see. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even blind women boast: anxious angry, exclaimed: Yan Xiao Ma said: We ask the reason, car sad to say: