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Beijing-Kowloon Railway, farmers along the street watching the car after a female passenger out of the window for sanitary napkins, farmers face a head-stick, the farmers won and said: ########! This car is fast, floating piece of paper can play the nose were bleeding! ! !
a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared, not in the urine, not wait any longer let the ass, drunk, said: I speak, how they start a bottle
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Mr. Zhang graduated from the police academy two years of marriage, the wife always felt something was different, suspected his wife was having an affair. One day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message are the same, Ten at night, Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and that is ######ual immorality catch the man. Zhang cursed: not underestimate me, do you think that message I do not understand? Reading backwards is down and cursed the other bird hunter: He *, and I just coax strip her clothes,
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keep a parrot hanging in a hotel at the door, there is off to say: I'm surprised! ! ! ! want to kill me? not so easy!!
end of the performance, leadership pulled a beautiful stage actress Mongolian greetings do not let go of the hand, kept on asking name? actress, said excitedly : Malegebi
A couple cross the bridge, the bridge has a tiger glaring at the woman, after thinking a little strip by. male strip and have also learned, he was throwing himself tiger. men understand? Tiger said: Do you think you have the root of small sticks that Wu had?
stand higher and urine were further; water clear there are no fish,
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What is depressed? was beaten three-one people, the group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, wife slip with people, the family got left a smell also sour porridge, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, go to the hospital the ambulance also lost the valley!
condoms sanitary napkin, said: old sister, You can not go to work,
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elephant asked the camel: You a ** on the face long, not qualified! p>
one day the hen flew up into the roof of the main popular and said angrily, breast, make love once a year, you can not do crazy?
an American, a Frenchman and a Chinese person walking in a large desert, walked to see a bottle, the bottle stopper After floating out of one person, that person said: him, gave him beauty. French Last said: You come back their Dunong. brother, not his magic strength, we can only meet each of you two wishes. it. However, you can endure before the board has a desire to achieve. a mattress. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang a foul mouth on his ability to imitate and re-creation capabilities boasting about it, and would like to sit while watching the Chinese people show. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say:
wish: Thank you! ! !
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