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Frank isn't stopping there. He's uploaded a bunch of other rants and in some of them he goes off on the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Below is Frank calling Snooki a 4'11" piece of shit who shows her everybody her buchiach (that's Italian for "cunt") and constantly blows guys in the bed. And then he says Ronnie is a bitch who cries like a fag. Yes,
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I don't know if it's good or bad that I've been introduced to the word buchiach. My life goal of learning how to say "dumb cunt" in every language is almost complete!
via TMZ