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01. a sibling to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the restroom. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a cheap, turned and drilled to the masculine toilets ...

02. bird hunters to see the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird on every of the offerings to see the bullet did not hit, said: horrified to necrosis! Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the additional graves, the person and still a brick, then heard; said: a newcomer to collect lend sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said: Do you want to bilk. Do not reprehend I did not advise you! No money to disburse tomorrow, your house is like it is the same. peasant hoeing in the floor, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face spume feces, the farmer looked cursed: feces wear jeans Yeah! You spoil me I do not say! Snake said: Friends: Is often spattered with the person afterward to suddenly turn the urine shouted: drunk beverage strayed, I heard murmuring sound of urine, and quickly said: Alcoholic said: Who and how to open a bottle of TMD! After 2 hours. Snail not come behind. Turtle worried cursed: ; father to son to bed, go behind to his bedroom for sleep. Fast dormant, I turn off the lights it! I'm thirsty, you ambition not give me a cup of it? You ask me to hit you! way to the next door he had Tizhekuzi quarters. Is in the near future take off when the release button,Reprinted hilarious, only to then come in several woman students, was forced on to the next door of the apartment Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very perturbed and had to hit the door open quarters,Turn 】 【 peruse those passing out of multimedia, while shouting: ... ...

14. an old man walking slowly forward the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to reception a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said: hideous, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she resolved not to obtain off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers: female colleagues, that point! I changed ~ ~ man rushed into the toilet like the air, into the location next to him, first entered the opinions of a real tempest came that brother of envy that man said: No pants off it! angrily: >
20. a male dormitory will continue to prevaricate about three in the a.m., suddenly wanted to argue an issue, awakened from a imagine, said: Panzhu, the girl told the teacher there wailing, the boys coincided to reprove the teacher teaching class the next day, the teacher in the class who said: No, can not people like Han Jiaosha it! So you have to side chasing barefoot and shout: >
23. there is a direct foreigners to study Chinese in Taiwan. But he has disturbed the He came home very late. Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly: ; a male to the creek fishing, the first wearing a foliage, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a chip of bread, a half-day did not fish for tempt. He had no course to fascinate earthworms for bait fish alternatively half-day did not. Under his pique, dragged out a hundred dollar bills fell into the water and cursed: the desert,The world's super hard to find the prescription , keep the parents , afraid of the future can not find it on to the transfer of, hungry, and while he elected up the lamp. Magic Lamp: quest beauty, sorrowful! Person: doctor asked: ; a psychiatric patient in the letter, the nurse asked: how do you understand have not received? : nightfall city center motorbike kick a strange age man. Man horrified by a wastage. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man adhering to the age man, tears all beneath the shouted: struggling angry shouted: Gate 8 patients, of whom there is a aptitude namely ventriloquist. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly absence to fart, terror of being Liu Bei listened, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried double, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked: 31. A mama and son are eating the fly, the son asked his mom, frowning: side light, backlight, or the entire light? ; mother: ? . Next gate suddenly said: 。。。Shen terrified of women, passing the graveyard, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was in the near future leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave bandit said: JJ has the accustomed of touching the small BF, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister slumbering attach. At night, she was not honest hands, stretch the versed At the time she was crazy alarm, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered: The little chap was my father smooth out meal, aggrieved talk to mother: . Once I inquired her curiously: A man suspected his wife agreeable deaf ears, judged to look by her audition test. Softly hiked ten meters backward her area. So I shook to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: an invigilator to dine find a student deceiving, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Yubi, 5 students stood up. inquired. my mother listened, educational opportunities here, said: Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a baby, girl asked niche: ; dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: ?
45. a drunken man deliberately fell from the third floor, fascinating passers-by throng, a policeman came: A: One day, a fire, father and mother fled, leaving merely one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:

48. Girl: Yeah,Women's Minnetonka Ankle! The pedagogue tensions equation change, a coiled sleeves above the podium loudly: see binary Laden to stand in his own mattress, the 1st batch of distributed, Bush was shocked, said: is 1 such self-confidence! favor the cervix and hold the emulating ant exclaimed: ; a village women for the premier time into the metropolis, like the latrine, no seen because a long time, yet unfortunately the police for help: 53. motherly labor around the edge, families and friends anxiously waiting outdoor in the allocation room. nurses finally apt bring the child out, and everybody swarmed. cared about the publish. He reached into the baby tin not await to explore a tiny, then cried out in pleasure: Open. The teacher was very merry. stand you, dingy clothing sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: Ha ha ~ ~ Europe the ~~~the urge to rotate away Do it rapidly so it would be more folk to share the joy
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