Newport Cigarette-(21)

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but me dad said that uncle Alf had a spare mattress that he’d
bring round. Alf wasn’t a real uncle, he was just me dad’s
mate. I don’t know why he was sold to me as an uncle.
Me dad dropped off the mattress and I made the bed.
Suzanne came in from work a few hours later and the irst
thing she said was, “what the hell is that smell?” She traced
it to the mattress, which stank of diesel cos uncle Alf had
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Happyslapped by a jellyfish
kept it in the back of his van. In the end I had to buy a
brand new mattress. It took two days for the smell of diesel
to shift.
So, cos of the mattress incident, I knew within minutes
of walking into our hotel room in Tenerife that Suzanne
wouldn’t like it. , most of white people like the Marlboro Cigarettes.