On the sight for visitors1. Boss: Buy socks ah! Three greenbacks one couple ah!
me: cheaper Well, three pairs of ten dollars!
boss: I have more than the buy price of a few, ah, can not sell ... ...
2: I have the time to buy lamb skewers
out four fingers on the employer > employer kept a mouth said: " Premier Zhou ... ... "
4: midday to cook, my mother gave me a boiler of carrots: I'm in lofty educate, penetrate a nice buddy to purchase a pie to dine at the school gate, you understand Well, high school Yongnaoguodu constantly peckish, I quickly escape up first whack at him, then grabbed his to eating a mouthful of pie, merely likewise Mamalielie said, not really feelingful, to purchase cake, bought me not 1, not to swallow the results of a cookie, looked up and saw only to detect the bad human, it's not problem, I afterward really my side of his jaws I'm apologetic also that pie bite the hand of a plug toward that man ran away, the entire process at one go! ! !
remember back to the school gate looking back, that the men still standing in the stall ahead the holding of the pie chipped daze it. I still think this can not aid myself sometimes his fist or two! ! ! !
6. buy popsicles. 1.5 yuan. Boss 10. 8.5 yuan boss Keep the alteration. Then 8.5 yuan into the trash. Think not, popsicles afresh thrown into the trash. Left hand, a chilly ice cream ... ...
paper where the ultimate turn their trash ~
7: a dinner at the noodle shop on a very slow hungry. Finally unable to bear Paizhuo Howling, wanted to mention I do not put on the table and flip the noodle!
results say: " boss,
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the shop after 3 seconds muffle Comedy disgrace to the chart ... ... ... ...
8. One day, cousin and I catch the bus, and finally to one additional, can people in the car too much, simply not make it on the front door. We had to brush the front door of the card on the back door cars can be too many people in the car, but also not make it on the back door.
so, the driver and our big brother to discuss: " I first launched the motorcar, slowly open the car back you with that running. This puzzled me and cousin " ah: What the access to ah? may have no alternative but to run with the rear end of the car. seeing to pedal out of about ten meters, suddenly a screaming halt, the passengers on embark could prop the body, always in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a huge a place. At this point, the driver welcomed us proudly Big Brother: " faster, faster ......& ; quot;
9: I have surnamed Zhu, treatment element room. One time someone call my cell phone: No word.
11: Mom and Dad fight, my father gas simply said: goals. After a while, B got the ball, A pellet passed to him shouting loudly. B has shot the ball out of their own. Results A angry cried: I'm just really blind dog eyes ... ...
audience laugh halo
13: college, we asked how a man fighting Manchester United, he said excitedly: , and David Beckham received a yellow panel end of the two! up and shouted a pound the table: Who will bolt, intervened his mouth!!! ... ... the whole class silence
15: fair go to seminary, naval training, the corporation officer did not know where the accent, hurrahing password - Left drill! By his son on the Tsinghua University Department of Architecture,
Tods Gommini, which is the intention he came to Beijing, he was specially proud of his son, the sum we are talking about his son, and each time so that Tsinghua) University of toad (Construction) Department. . .
moth to the frogs and toads if there do not transform a snack. . .
17. repairing a microcomputer, a clot of phlegm spit into the host carton, the results of the microcomputer found fashionable hardware pop-up ~
18. a person is speeding bicycle, Suddenly he heard someone singing: gogogo, I thought: Damn it, I will , ah, weary Boom Leia fell in the trench, then the person next to that: sucker, acquaint you Gully ditches, also riding
19: Yesterday a colleague asked me. Section of the festival how to jot? I answered: cursive symbol, and a holiday in the first section underneath to remove cursive persona head! All the staff of hilarious! I am not react ~~~~~~~!
20: and leading, people drink, holding up his glass and loudly: " Let it die! " Was mind hot ......
21: boss, there is no toilet paper eat card?
22: Remember the time to buy a fruit called Elizabeth, and I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? The boss at present stayed
23: General conference of the smoking manager, said: smoking is choked!!
24. A brother to the toilet, the results strayed into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one inside the woman toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, reddened, the first a low, turned and drilled to the male toilets.
25. high school, a buddy class, students in 1981, is not that special old ......
The following is a point when things at bus:
High School when it buddy seat bus to school, for the long road, when bored, sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man aboard the mouth to sentence: extra such handling, it is not extremely startled, quite tranquilize reply: The second sentence of the man:
third sentence: The man stared at amazement that abnormal buddy, peruse a full ten seconds, to the sentence: to the site, the car has began. So I had to side chasing barefoot and shout: We did not practice all die a few days, the whole body is green, and some thigh brawn strain but also, I impair more mighty.
afternoon I go to class, on the third layer, my legs could not elevate it up, it so hard to go up, simply bring the leg straight up. I was hiking,
tods gommino leather, I heard a girl with her boyfriend back, said: I listened someone call to the bus station car anthem, a man called into the said: " I am outdoor, go home and buy a ticket, and had the New Year in Beijing. I would like to point anthem. "
host asked him: " song you want to give who? "
I did want to must ask, who must be distant parents, and who knows he replied: " I want to point a Jordan Chan's all staff to the Beijing Railway Station and all the votes traffickers! "
29. a subject requires that the retinue four sentences joined with related words:
1), Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2), Heidi Zhang sister stubborn to learn;
3), Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4),
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correct answer should be: " Zhang Haidi sister whereas paralyzed, but tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also base a more raging baby wrote: Zhang Haidi sister knowledgeable not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed
30. yesterday to visit the countryside, really made me feel proud as a while!
day two of us were in the field of the road seeing the harvest, many to see around a group of foreigners in local farmers than the plan's gestures. out of curiosity, I quietly went up to them Not distant behind, they want to hear what to say.
that several foreigners (almost Americans), when seeing via a booklet similar apt English-Chinese dictionary, while using very standard Chinese pronunciation: How do I apt approach the external .....
I think, oh, it should be on the street.'m quaint to see the foreigners to our farmers how to say brother.
the bewildered laborer brothers. I thought, Oh, Big Brother is too low aptitude to comprehend it?
foreigner he could not know a look, more anxious: WE, I, you, go, go, you want to .....
the farmer brothers or bewildered ...
foreigners more worried, and began stomping, sweating ...
this time this team of fifty-year-old dancing in front of the American peasant, said the entity that I consider the visit to the countryside most sentence of harvest: tin you speaking english?
31. One night drinking with some friends, several people have drank too much. one to slumber in the street, we could not lift to move him to consult find someone to cover him, do not arrest a cold. A few days later to see him, he said, placed the body the next day woke up and found three bicycles.
32. Ge You eat on the way to the toilet, came back wet pants, Friends: how watery pants? Ge: often! Friends puzzled, Ge: often the people nigh you suddenly turn spread the urinary cried: I rely on! Ge You is not it? !
33. university,
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He is a very ordinary man. On the looks, not as handsome men; of ability, but an ordinary government clerk, take-home pay than his wife can not be a few more text. Such an ordinary man, in the material of today, to put it mean point, many women will complain that he is useless, no skill. One of his colleagues to be good often complained to him that his wife all day long Nose bridge erected their own eyes, not too he did not an official post, is the nagging their own money too.
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