1. Small x teach a bird market. Found that amount 3 dollars a parrot. So he asked the seller: how your parrot so inexpensive ah?
seller: I silly parrot! My mom taught it a long period. Until now will merely say a few words: Who?
small x one like cheap anyhow, so he bought it.
night to the house, he does not want to instruct I do not trust you! So the little x to teach it a night, said something another.
But in the morning, a parrot, or just say; Who? So small x one vexed, locked the door and went to work. After a while, came a check as gas fee (referred to for small z).
small z: tapping at ... ... (beat on the door)
Parrot: Who is it?
small z: retard gas.
Parrot: Who is it?
small z: check gas.
Parrot: Who is it?
small z: check gas
... ...
in the evening,
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small x: yo ~! This is Who?
heard the house, said: check gas.
2. small x principally like parrots. Bird City,
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he was curious, so he asked the man: Your parrot how priceless it? Buyers: I smart parrot! What will be said.
small x one so smart to buy down a hard-hearted.
night to the house, he particularly happy. To melodrama with the parrot.
small x: I will go
parrot: I will go
small x: I will run
parrot: I will scamper
small x: I can fly
Parrot: You're a liar B also!
3. A man kept a parrot, very powerful, and its narratives with the other birds are killed by it.
then obtain back an eagle and its owner put in a piece, and other masters of the point of view, hanging parrot cage appearance the cilia.
master: This time do not cow B of the bar.
can see closely, is the eagle die, the parrot with a light body, said: This grandson truly mighty, do not actually beat it off Guangbang Zi Hell
4. He has a Bird lovers particularly fond of parrots, an daytime afterward he was found inside a bird shops in the auction is a parrot.
him to see the parrot resolved to purchase a agreeable coat, and he shouted: I am willing to pay 10 dollars to buy the parrot!
Then somebody outcry: I compliant to disburse 20 dollars!
Bird sweethearts who do not ambition human to hand over the parrot, so he phoned, a 30 per ... ... but in distinct
voice is against him, has been called to the 200 people who love birds Yuan stopped ... ...
very happy man bought the parrot, but he suddenly thought: I spent so many money just to buy the parrot, if it does not say that I am not a big wastage on it?
he had to inquire the boss: the boss ... ... you the parrot will not speak ah?
Then he heard the parrot yelled: can not speak? ! Who do you consider now you fair bid ah? !
5. a man hiking down the street to see a jobber selling parrots. He looked quite beauteous parrot talking parrot asked businessmen Why?
businessman said: Of lesson! Do not believe you, prop it right foot. Yi Yan
man shook the parrot's right foot. just hear to the parrot says very clearly: Hello! Hello!
very happy man, the merchant said: you shook it and then left.
man shook the parrot's left foot and Yi Yan, just listen to the parrot said very clearly: Bye, bye ... ...
man extra amused, and immediately bought the parrot.
family overjoyed, while the left foot touch the parrot, the parrot's right foot while touching.
parrot is also servile to say: Goodbye, hi. Suddenly, he
whim: I hold it with two feet if it would say?
he collared the parrot's feet.
just listen to the parrot said loudly: I killed you want Ah ah! ?
6. a magician to work in a small journey warship, there are one or two years time.
the past two annuals, he has the same each night show, the crowd love him.
However, for the audience often change, so he also had an unnecessary rush to study current tricks.
However, a few years, the parrots sat in the back over a long time of observation, and eventually saw the flaws Magic tricks, began to publicly expose the magician's trick.
sample, when the sorcerer to change is missing a cluster of flowers, the parrot would yell, said: " in his back! Behind him! This can be muddled "
magician was furious, but he has failed. Parrot is the skipper, he can not push it a staring.
One day, the ship dripping the results of heavy. Magician managed to swim to a chip of lumber floating on the water, and then seize the lumber.
parrot is standing the additional side of the board. Both of them are not saying a word entire the way 大眼瞪小眼. So 3 days drifting in the water.
on the fourth day morning,
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7. home to a brothel closed down, the auction of all asset, there is a fellow bought a parrot home.
back home, the parrot began to speak: br> guy's sister, after audition, also came to the alive room, the parrot said: , the antique clients did not change !
Parrot did not react.
Parrot still no response.
Suddenly, a parrot cervix, shouting:
but she seems to ascertain the kitchen sink drain blocked, so she called the water supply and electrical William, wish that he can to aid repair.
William one said yes, he said he would look at home tomorrow afternoon over Cindy.
Because it is in Cindy's work time, so Cindy told him: Do not anxiety.
addition, I also kept a parrot, it namely a perplexing guy. when you come in, whether it even acquaint you something. Remember! absolutely no, and the parrot apt talk. mistrust, merely still said yeah.
next afternoon, William time to Cindy's home, the door began to repair the kitchen sink.
dogs well behaved, did not ask him not ferocious. Noisy parrots are often shouting to him. I remember the starting of William
Cindy's orders and not with it, but the parrot was constantly shouting.
William finally could not bear a moment, and he told the parrot yelled:
" Shutup,
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then, only to listen the voice of the parrot imitating Cindy said:
10. there is a fat, found in the same seat on the airplane is actually a parrot.
internet epoch, but now, what curious entities there, did not feel curious.
a little thirsty, so Miss Xiang Kongzhong a cup of water, but the lady has been engaged for a long time had time to bottled water.
this time next parrot to speak: I am X you Grandpa! You are not Zhaochou Ah ah! TM how I have not sent to the XO!
stewardess instantly sent bobbing to the XO, and also kept to regret. Fat a look,
Oh, they dine this ah. So also called out to her: X your grandma's!
not find you Ah ah flare! TM how I have not sent to the water! Flight waiter immediately rushed to the scene,
but this time emulated at two great men. Two had one, to throw out the fat.
fat in the climate can not assume how know how his face is not favor a parrot?
then the door opened,
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said: Silly B, Hell not wings defiance you so livestock B? ! Finally I wish the entire home peruse this joke being, parental health, happiness every day. Laughed the top of a bar to help me thank you! How left, altitude look Ma, aiding what
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