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1, one day, the cow ass out of a problem, inquire Ass brains, or not question. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it! -
2. 7 years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, price three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally ended out late last year. Today people to come to approval, being exclaimed die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings see backwards, others to dig a well! -
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What occurred? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived. -
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to prop the poles vibrate shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a mallet gave me two sticks! -
5. one said, turtles father, mom and son of a bitch turtle household determined to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea -
the end of the fowl, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the layer, remove the equipment criterion -
arrange dinner. Results, but base no band can key! -
son of a bitch:
Turtle Dad:
son of a bitch:
So son of a bitch cruise home ... ... ... -
time flies, time flies, and presently passed 20 years, son of a bitch hat present to emerge. -
Turtle Mom:
Turtle Dad:
wink of an eye is 5 years, the turtles still can not see traces of his son. Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to begin. -
out getting prepared to eat cake ... ... -
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ... -
son of a bitch:
to be I wait until the bar! I dislike maximum people lie to me! -
6. small Xin: Daddy, why my name there are three payout? -
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some lack of lumber called life in the woods. -
small Xin: Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister lives in the lack of it? -
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart. -
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, no for you hear. -
men truly than hear. -
Thus, women in the -
women: do not like the valley like a bird? -
M: fart too loud, I could not! -
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle restless curse: ######## I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go,Lacoste Protect Laser Trainers! -
9. someone keep a pig, sick, relinquished, then kas long asreturn pig, the digit of neglected reactive. Day, the car turned a lot of bending neglected pig, late-night call the family, asked: ; -
10. elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in coerce, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants have fell off. At this point there is one in the elephant's cervix, falling ants aloud called for -
11. day microprocessor class, there is a row of students microcomputer crashed. Then a student stood up and said:
12. a monkey eat peanuts before going into the bottom a opportunity to eat first. This director explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good quantity. -
13. Xiao Ming:
Dad:
14. a story:
was unable to bear asked:
continue to narrate the story:
15. there are people just study a diplomatic language, the day walking in the streets, accidentally stepped on the foot of a alien,Lacoste, the man said hastily: m apologetic too. five .
16. Monkey Monkey King wrote a letter -
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I write this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive! -
our next 2 times this week rain, the first 4 days the second time below the following 3 days! -
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter? -
beef noodle soup here is very savory, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot boiler canteens West! -
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you absence to be uncle or aunt! -
I sent your dress you get it? When I was fearful to go to send overweight, so cut out the clasps on the pockets of clothes! -
is late to jot here, the time to me to activity, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not bring an end to ... here very hard to approve! -
P. S had wanted to bring money to you, but the envelope has been pasted! -
17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm obtaining is not customary, what to eat drag everything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull,Lacoste Canvas Trainers, how to reinstate customary? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can merely eat shit out. -
18. somebody to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help yet sigh,
19. One day an ant is the sun, suddenly saw an elephant wading leisurely, got engaged with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you act? Ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring,Lacoste Trainers 2010, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother consider this direction, put yourself into 4 paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the shattered flesh. Earthworm mother cried and said:
21. tortoise and the hare rabbit fast ran to the front ... .. went to see a turtle snail .. very slowly and said to him: you come, I'm back .. and then you are right. . .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him,
22. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....
23. a man to be wearing a river fishing leaves no fish on the nail ~ half a day, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish bait Under ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water and damned out 100rmb :
24. table with a cold, runny neb, but he forgot to send a handkerchief, and to keep the neb to proboscis forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
25. patient dentist, said:
He replied:
26. eat?!
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love anecdote, it tells us: there is no chance to wash by family, so be sure to go appearance shower to wash .....- ;
28. Xiao Ming back to the schoolroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said:
29. one always placed ring fart at work, colleagues said he could not resist: , he replied:
30. The female mosquito is: home is not a good thing, one by one all eat shit growing up -
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, specialists said gravely: / p>
32. son: ah, and then what.
33. a ** summary execution of prisoners, the bullet is prisoners tearful .. Then:
34. father to his son a story: ?
35. beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: medicine, Chinese medicine, pinch pills -
36. a man forever find a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers say: you, no woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life -
37. someone to dinner, see a piece of beef noodles in the beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? foreman said dismissively: Do not be too solemn, do you anticipate to get that from my wife in a pie a wife do? -
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American brandy mouse, go to tread 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to tread 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
39. in a restaurant meal, a customer waiting for a long time to call the waitress asked, ? must wait?
40. Once a man Jiao cool. -
he was dead. -
funeral that day. -
his family cried :'-
Shuang Shuang
Ah Ah ... .... '-
passersby puzzled. Asked: 'what are they cool. '-
family cried: 'Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!! -
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: negotiators, said:
42. Secretary and Chief of pooling the lift, after the Secretary unlocked a fart main said: said:
43. a Lanmao crazy pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in each feasible way the cat coarse care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse was moved: said:
44. Every time the mirror, I always said to myself psychological encouragement himself: with my endless creativity. to set off the pulchritude of this earth! In truth, I really, really very ingenious ...-
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the altitude, face the beautiful mountains and rills of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a trample on the boys quickly emulated by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother! - / p>
46. before I bought two puppies, called the think of your
47. Tang likewise met by off after the devil Monkey, he had to read the wizardry spell to call behind to assist Goku, and soon the air came a voice: .-
48. mouse to the benefit, see also bears, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet periodical the ..-
49. equitable conversation with friends, which comes to you, you know? I quarreled with them, and about buffet them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, equitable too much! Did not see you as a piglet! -
50. panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to remedy my dingy surrounds, the other is to want to have a color photograph -
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: however the result, people have their own house, which, like you live in the apartment -
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a when. Ant answered! I lost my underwear see if it is stolen you wear -
53. making group has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production crew of workers to call to the production of business in the field skipper. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or wait for you ?
54. small beetles: Mom, why do we have to dine shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we mention, when to eat such a disgusting thing -
55. a meteor along the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can convert prettier. Who knows just finished Xu hope meteor I was not perplexed ?!!-
56. give me a restaurant of cake as a fulcrum, and I will be skillful to slant the Earth! meters of dirt there how you ah !!!
57. see meters of sand inside your ah !!!
58. girl must-see stories: bats that reborn in God. God can agree you that the 3 conditions, the bat said, used to suck blood. it still makes me vampire,
59. Restaurant fly fly toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu chasing you all daytime, I nectar all day long fashionable spicy, come immediately! Toilet flies: Road does not period the differ blueprint, eat in agreeable You Shayong, the light you've looked a few beautiful ass? -
60. sophomore, all dwelling of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's melodies, a tape was lent by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my mattress too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed. -
61. a chap to a classmate to take a sheng sobriquet, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher coincided to critique of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it ?
62. a dog to see the road over an ordinary dog, emerged and started to go asking it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: simpleton, see, I was undercover! Canteen bread is too hard ...>-
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interesting examination of Comedy -
1, do chest, I had just one colleague on the X-ray machine, the doctor called several other doctors yelling: Previous - look, the right side of the center is not long!
Public Doctor:
colleagues when I turned away from the X-ray machine to feeble after languid to ask:
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2, hearing test, using a headset, given the volume and frequency of different sounds, test if you hear. I have not heard how one companion, the doctor (Note: Young female doctor) kept the amplifier volume can still hear. Female doctor then asked: Veterans.
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3, had to check each driver's authorize test, some wearing naval uniforms, the nurse in the examination. One at a military care touched my tolerate - liver enough to have 3 minutes, I was afraid to face, sallow, fatty liver can not be! Soon chuckle, the female face mask off the heap Huan, watery eyes and looked at me - it was my youth, a colossal number of MM. After going out to dinner, she married, I was drunk ... ... -
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4, primary therapeutic, distinct class of students check lung capacity, so the doctor erased his jaws with liquor and cotton, referring to the machine's mouth, the outcome that the students rubbed his mouth. The additional is heard, the students late one stop short in the end, students in the premier few are big, breast, the doctor mechanical go, up one, a lamp pull, read, and a pull light replaced a ... ... and so it was his corner, do not change the elevation of the machine, the doctor thought was high, the result turns out the lights to see a big skeleton head! Daylights scared of her own! ! -
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6, tall school graduation examination, notify the instructor in advance each student the afterward day with their bianbian matchbox installed to the hospital, there was a masculine educator advised the students because when he is not, go to the hospital the next day empty-handed. To gut Section, the doctor gave the students a cotton swab and let him go to the toilet ... ... over the last ten minutes, the students who ambition not come out from the toilet, the doctor went to the toilet door asked: boys who listen to the inside with a quite painful voice answered: attitudes on sticking to it! by!
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7, long period antecedent, even one X-ray ~ students line up for this my darling friend suddenly exclaimed: We ought all kas long asthe two Han right? -
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8, navel school, there is an examination is to nail color-blind, take a book, each page are some small pieces of different colors makes up the pattern, I do not know is not the same. Some digital, some uncomplicated picture -
. We go above an along one,Womens Lacoste Shua Trainers, reported to the doctor they saw something, usually not big problem, at the end of the day, beginning from the basic educate exam Mody. Students have studied the results of one variety of super-hard, took up her glasses, said the paperback was something that we entire fall, then -

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9, we have time to test urine, high school, everyone made a plastic cup and told to engage in a tiny out of the toilet, we went to a gang, there is a brother of urine over, go away, halfway , swore:
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10, junior high school is also a test hearing. . . The guy in our level up -
feminine doctors say and so I said, to reiterate what you hear all over. . Gave him two ear (hearing test when used) -
then ask the guy standing a few meters away locations. . The doctor said:
guy did as said. .
pressing call to a doctor:
guy proceed to roar:
laughs from a few minutes we all queued -
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11, when the entry examination of the body -
testing hearing -
doctor said:
boy replied:
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remember if you laugh make you turn your space friends happy almost Oh -
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