Do no unreasonable and women

About unreasonable
Husband: You do not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable location. Say you are a man, also 8 months than I do, you have to let me!

husband about money: After I acquired, in proportion to you, I have acquired a long period to stay for a tiny more, so I tend to be affirmative.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what ratio?
wife: an hundred and twenty percentage.

wife on the idea: Let's go activity.
Husband: Well, you mention where to go where.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree.
wife: I do not accede with what is shrieked the motif Yes, and what is perfunctory! You must constantly have one idea, until I am satisfied by far.
on the center
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my centre of that center than major.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're fair a kid.

wife on the mood: I work on the wrong mood, will dilute the quality of our marriage.
Husband: I will work mood is not good.
Wife: No, your mental endurance than me. Because you are taller than I am big, big heart than me!

buy clothes on his wife: this dress look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me,GHD Midnight Gift Set 2011, want me to hurry to buy over to go family!
wife: that clothes see good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!
take things
on his wife: the sack you carry it with me.
Husband: I took 4 bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! You have 100 kilos of it, I obtain something better than what you get heavier.
eat
on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very nice to eat, you eat the rest of
Husband: I do no favor plum.
Wife: No, you adore to eat! You are not eaten everything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You sordid chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not clutch anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you neat. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !
on water
wife: her husband, I want to beverage!
Husband: I'll reserve on act. Hey, this cup is not in your hand Well,GHD, did not watch?
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.
wife on the phone
: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely indict! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, alternatively I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to alteration his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.

on washing her husband: for a while you do the trays?
wife: good.
husband: how not migrate ah?
wife: I have a headache.
Husband: slothful dead, do not let you wash your headache.
wife: Really! The thought of washing I get a headache.
walk
on his wife: Let's take a hike to the piece of road it.
husband: to get there too far, meantime the wife do not go back
: all right, you carry me behind.

on chores, her husband: We divide the job into home.
wife: good. First of all,GHD Diamond Flag 2011, men do it also dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ...
husband: this right.
wife: men appearance, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries,GHD Blue Butterfly 2011, utility bills, take the news breast ...
Husband: This ... ... OKAY!
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was studying the arts, and live with your children entities, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, cordless steels ...
Husband: OK, OK,
That his wife: Do not fret ah. So many cigarette in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cook you have to do it
husband: tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot apt dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ...

wife about the opposite ######: I have a boyfriend, you can not mediate with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I understand I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not elect your antique problems, and is profitable to a cheerful family. Your girlfriend, I am performing at a small, envious quarrel with you, is not conducive to family reliability.
husband: I have acting by little.
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, wastage of nerve to say you!

wife on the affair: now the old TV discourse happening, you say, you will have an business it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a apologize I had enough, not afresh to be the second!
on the bed (a)
husband: You are so mean and how it accounts as the globe child!
Wife: Of way, I have to stand up, must stretch it!
on the bed (b)
Wife: We cover the twice was it.
Husband: Do not! That the afterward morn to all mantled aboard you. I did cover nobody. Or create your own bar, and my heart at ease.
Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!

wife on the truth: You see the girl extra smart.
Husband: What is it agreeable.
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping!
Husband: pretty good. . . .
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to bypass me?

wife about the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a human like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
husband: we still do not have to children.

divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I must take.
Husband: What approximately my money?
Wife: Your money namely my money, what namely your money!
wife: Also, your every month income behind divorce must give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.
husband: my wife, I will not divorce you,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat!

husband on gender equality: equality among men say, we also have equality at home is not equal?
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. So we have bullied you thousands of years, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.

wife of happiness: You married I was not especially happy ah?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work,GHD Rare Straighteners, toss the same old human, how happy my wife ah
: This is your happy ah. I'm not unreasonable to contrasting tolerance of your charity; I do not work to exercise you, so-called hearts are more than the body, so mighty you do not please; I dart, you just full of life more chromatic mining, you see, your marriage to other families not so humdrum it.