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, Authorities guard.
classic scene: a rural old man came to the city looks go-vern-ment agencies guard responsibility room.
comrades, I ask the king × × in?
Hey, old man, you Danzaibuxiao ah, the courage to address him by name our mayor?
I was seeing for him someone ah.
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2, the hotel attendant.
classic scene: a man whose hair was messy to five-star hotel hall.
you tell me how many money the presidential apartment hostel 1 daytime?
presidential suite? Who lives? You? This is to retard out the ah greenbacks?
does not stuff, I am immediately 3 months short-lived charter.
3, market salesperson.
classic scene: a hand carrying a supermarket shopping sack in the middle-aged female approached the jewelry counter.
Miss distress you took out the 5-carat diamond ring to give me a look.
can see, ah, you can see the glass over the counter, ah.
can not come see it?
Well, you bought, I took ah.
Well, I bought a little fewer, it took four.
4, teachers.
classic scene: a little hump in the middle-aged man was the child's level educator × × ×
you are the child's parents? Where to go to work ah?
work in the City Board of Education.
Well, in the City Board of Education work? Is the janitor alternatively the tea room?
strange sorry, I was the Secretary.
5, the sales lady.
classic scene: a man riding a bike to the high-end real estate sales bureaus. What is your house that there
sell it?
there does have, yet we can not ordinary real estate apt sell here, you'd better go and penetrate elsewhere another.
No, is that 20 million yuan a villa, purchase two now.
6, a taxi driver.
classic scene: a man speaking a foreign stress of the bag aboard the taxi.
Hey, are you going?
Master, please take me to the airport.
airport pretty much, ah, by least 2 and a half hours.
not think so, I work at the airport. Even traffic jams, the maximum maximum hours on the ah.
7, nurse.
classic scene: a seventy-year-old thin antique male was confessed to the hospital.
× × × bed, your medical expenses as this month has been tired, and today you push out of intensive concern room.
I persist to pay to live in this can it?
pay to no good.
that I am the President of Lao Zhangren you do not you?
Oh, you said that before the old how do you submit the money to do more mutual outside the ah.
8, people resources director.
classic scene: a man of ordinary arrival, a well-known companies come to Human Resources nominees.
you which namely the graduate of the prestigious university?
I peruse the writing in a foreign country, graduated from Yale University.
which ministry you are applying for a rank?
Sorry, I'm amused in is your company's agent general manager.
9, traffic pol.ice.
classic scene: a automobile stopped by the vehicle police for violation. Why are you driving
cell phone?
I'm sorry, I think punishment. Hurry to go to work today for a meeting, forgot my wallet, can not be another path to handle it?
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This is my driver's authorization, you premier withheld it.
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10, actor.
classic scene: a morsel of earth to see an old woman, then a renowned actress.
Well, really huge woods what birds are, even in the country have to see my old madam, telling her, say I'm not.
you still happiness of seeing her.
seen to perish,Nike Lunar Elite 2, how was it? Who do you consider I am, who ambitioned to see me must see? × × ×
she was a great director's mommy ah.
How do you said that before? Now I go to see her old
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