1 old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: maimed thighs to play, so you always fight bird birds nibbling sleep.
3. two dumplings married, the groom away after the guests returned to the bedroom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! The groom was shocked, hurriedly asked where the bride? Meatballs shy said: detest, people undressed, you will not know it!
4. two elderly couple dining banquet whim one day: Bare repast! Look elapse the emotion! After catching off the old woman said: I have a response to Christ! And also the same young breast fever! Ramp of one old man said: droop to soup up!
5. 4 mice boast: A: I take rat poison each day when the candies; B: do not tread on my day mouse flip itching; C: Main Street several times a day, but I am not at ease; D: the hour is late,
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6. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if only a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is sunny red, men do not fight is not enough; man is wealthy if, and who are preordained for, the men relied on live pigs will climb trees.
7. a team of ants crawling up the elephant's behind, but was shaking down, only 1 ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the emulating ant exclaimed: suffocate him, pinch He died, sample, but too his mother against!
8. children to brothels heaved parrots embezzle home, a gate, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mommy called: the foreman for it! See his sister called: Miss has had! Saw his father called: I cao alternatively old clients!
9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to care for, lover must place! There is cooking at home, outdoor of raising a good center, a fine sitting on the table, distant away there is a miss! Keep two, hold a development thirty-four thousand 5 hundred sixty-seven!
10. a dog to mount your table, crawled to a chicken, you are furious and said: How do you defiance to bird chicken, I challenge you what the results dog licking chicken ass, you collapsed, dog Lock Road: sample look who is merciless.
11. fable tonight, lingering, die and now, the specter of four rotate! I would like to listen the phone of a ghost at night-time to commemorate your head, pale face,
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13. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from your feet, bite a piece of mutton, speedily swallow, you have apartment to move about to hit it, the dog tears, said: you kick , anyway I already have your blood goes!
14. mice did no particularly depressed girlfriend, finally admitted to wed him a bat, rats very cheerful. He did not look people smile, mouse: You understand what, however the sequel,
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15. my friends asked how it ambition come to marry rat bat, bat lookin tears, meaningful: Oh! That day he ate Viagra, launch and muscular, about jumping on the ceiling, so namely he had hands.
16. I spent a dime send this message to you is to acquaint you - I am not a miserly human. Such as the dime is the information I send you a birthday present.
17. ant lounging globe, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you act? Ant: When will the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
18. magpie, the mother said it was favor a bird is off; swallows, her mother said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the children ask you is the guest? Crow called: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
19. a charm that lipstick is also massive, get darted into the road after a wet paper towel. An old man elected up, looked half-day suddenly get up up, grab up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out of it!
20. lovelorn crying cucumber, eggplant solace her: love is not fair sweet, equitable drunk, and heartbreak, and tears. Alas! Who you love onions?
21. Yesterday, I dream of God that can satisfy a desire that I took out the globe to world peace, he said, too hard for a bar, I took your picture, he said to this person more beautiful, he thought Take a moment that I look at the earth.
22. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. A dream come true, but half can not sell. Kidnappers to return, she resolved not to get off the kidnappers bite a stomping: walking, car not a
23.20 annuals antecedent my father apt hold you and other motorcars, human joke looks hideous child, my father cried . An antique man selling bananas pat father said: parrots because flight waiters, said: Then the parrot aboard the pig said: , farmer looked cursed: to play by family while my brother put a pushpin in the guest's preside, was I saw. Mother said: 27 a daytime in a crowded bus aboard a chat as with: a pregnant woman standing in front of a man sitting nearby him, said: ,: fart next period, say!
29. a couple of lovers caught in the mountains at Savage said: Do you eat the other's put you on the stool. Lovers do, direction back in the woman calling, a man asked why, sad to say women: you do not love me, or you do not pluck so much!
30. day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I do my father a! Sad face when a medic came out and told him, children congenital malformations. Some that stay there, not yet know why, suddenly produced his wife's room came the cry: reprehend the day to kill, not to see the old glue Huitie, retribution it,
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