[ Funny ] a strong man 's dialogue with the mobile

Mobile users: Hello, I want to consult a problem ah
lady: Please tell
mobile users: I have a card, be my cat to eat, can not be used out
waitress: then you can only be inserted in the phone to attempt, if not, then, only to 移动营业厅 card replacements friends
mobile users: No, you can use to tell me in advance, if I can put my family Cats slay take the card to not use it, garbage of my house on a cat, right
lady: Hello, this is the case recommend that you do not kill it, then you took on your identity card to mobile Office joined something cards can
mobile users: the problem is my card is
mobile users: 150 run, my family 30 dollars to purchase the cat thing
lady: But you make up If a card is 40 dollars
mobile users: up card?
lady: Yes, the same number
mobile users: the same number ah
lady: to 移动营业厅 take above your identity card, namely supplemented the aboriginal number on it, because a re- card, that card tin not be accustom
mobile users: do you say my house that the cat will not have anybody detrimental reactions A
lady: Hello, I would not know this, that requires you to led the cat to see the medic
mobile users: do you inquire my colleagues to help ah
lady: Hello, I am apologetic, you can now dial a 1860 phone service table, as a cat, then we here how to is you can not handle the
mobile users: He called my house the cat madam who M-Zone: Yes, that, that's not OK the
mobile users: do ye not do it, I have played M-Zone The appoint of the
lady: even if he called Jay also no way to help you deal with, that can only be your own to take a look, then your card has some problems we can help 移动营业厅 and 1860 you solve, how to, then that particular cat is no way we are sure to help you solve the
mobile users: the problem he is moving the card
waitress: (deep inhalation) Hello Sir you think that there is signification?
mobile users: No, I was especially wondered you is valid and means ah
lady: no, hello,GHD Red Straighteners, I do not what that method, you think you have what that means? What do you say this cat specific ... ...
mobile users: do not do not anxiety
waiter said slowly: You say this cat ... ...
mobile users: that exhausted, drink water
Service lady: hello, first you specifically how to let this cat This is certainly not for you the
mobile users: I understand you could not knob, I this way, you give me some proposals how to handle with me ah
The lady: Hello I suggest you that can clutch your ID card to 移动营业厅 up cards for mobile users can
: that then must think the cat lady ah
: there is no way that cat, and I here on ... ...
mobile users: how no way, it is a life-ah
lady: hello on here that I can not help you, then you bring on it to the caress hospital or everything, it is your own to deal with things afterward
mobile users: Do you want to put that phone number to narrate me Jay, I call him
lady: Hello, Do you think 1860 may have his number?
mobile users: This is not your partner?
waitress: can we not here his phone
mobile users: there must be
lady: Hello, Sorry, no
mobile users: cheat you, you so long beautiful girl friends also lie
lady: Do you have other business to consult it?
mobile users: a
lady: Please tell
mobile users: how do I ah
that the cat lady: Hello President, if you repeatedly ask me this question, now I can not to answer your
mobile users: do I ambition not repeat, I know thatthe card how do ah
lady: to 移动营业厅 up card can handle the
mobile users: get the cat to He gave me a card to
dissected out waitress: (deep breath)
mobile user: Really?
lady: Hello, do you think this possible? Business Hall staff will so you do it?
mobile users: do you say Zeyang, I now worry but, the first is that the cards do not have access, and the second is the fear of the cat choke, that you say I am anxious to go another
Zeyang lady: You well, if so, you took on the ... ...
mobile users: do not always Miss: To that adore we can not do the
mobile users: my bad people you do not respect me,GHD Benefit Straighteners, nothing says
lady: no other way, if you do not have other problems to consult if you hang up
mobile users: also also also ... ... ... ... also I hang up, what is your attitude A
lady: Hello, I am saying here is that you say is surely a
Mobile users: I tell you this is completely your responsibility, why did not you do that card is so beautiful, non-cat eat
lady: Okay then you do not care, then you can put your home cat care Well, then eat it with something else that we can handle it?
mobile users: something else did not kas long asthe card nice to know it, Who made your card so beautiful, and blame you
lady: What do you look good it can be confused about
Mobile users: Hey Yo, that ye, take the scissors to tear it?
lady: Hello, sir I wish you do not talk to me about this kind of thing, okay?
mobile users: do you talk approximately what, I am now on this publish, ah, additional issues I do not find you, right now you know thatthe card is too beautiful, my household saw the cat on it, accidentally ate into the
waitress: that no matter where you are right, that is no matter what you work to Office, Office can aid you solve this problem?
mobile users: Office If I can not call a solution that can not be resolved before I call you the practiced, primarily a muscular woman to response what I
lady: Yes, that 1860 certainly can not solve your problem
mobile users: you can not solve problems yet also obtain someone and Information Desk
lady: hello, is not to say that we help you solve, the problem is that there is no way you are to help you solve the
mobile users: you are all means to solve customer problems, and you do not solve customer problems, you can not row a easy question, Who was difficult to leave it, let me play Unicom not possible, regardless of a uncomplicated, difficult, complex and you had to solve, you are ... ... I am your consumers, it means your God, right, you are not obedient to God, you must gnaw the
lady: hi, we must premier solve the problem whether there is a ... ...
mobile users: Do not say hello, and amuse
lady: Let's solve the problem, there is a degree of it? Now the question that if you are not portion of our scope, we can not help you to solve the
mobile users: that what you did not read the rules and regulations do not solve the problem the cat ate the card, right
The lady: Yes, not
mobile users: This is not on the direction, if you jot I do not find you, you did not write but also to decide the right
waitress: that you took on a junket to your feline look ... ...
移动营业厅 mobile users: Office, the attitude of people that Office does not Hello, you know, I mean like you come to see, or I go You
lady: We do not need to come here, we solve problems is via the Office of
mobile users: you let me go to Which Office?
lady: Great South Gate Office
mobile users: a large South Gate, where a bandit too scared to put my cat stole
lady: Then you can be near the Office of the
mobile users: I went, the female spoke fiercely than you attitude Well
waitress: that if she does not give you solve it, if your first question, take on the identity card to 移动营业厅 for up card, this is what we can do
mobile users: I did not ID
cat lady: hello, you give up your card, or give the cat up card?
mobile users: I am not fill the card, I conceived this cat?
lady: hello, how do cats like we do not have relations
mobile users: it inside your belly card how can you say you do not have narrations with you?
waitress: that card is that you let it eat with us ... ...
mobile users: I ... ... I am sick! I fed it cat edible, I fed Sha card ah
waitress: that is how specific it go in we certainly do not know ah, you can not push this liability to the mobile companies, right?
mobile users: I'm not pushed to the mobile company, the problem which is eating into your card, right,GHD IV Dark Straighteners, no stuff how the facts have stomach is immediately the card is not Unicom's mobile card,GHD Classic Straighteners, is not it, this truth has been in subsistence
lady: Yes, it would be to eat a mobile card, mobile will be responsible for this male?
mobile users: not that responsible and you gave me to solve, and I did not want you to responsible Ah, you gave me to solve all right, right, we both variety point to solve all right, That would solve a
you responsible lady: Hello President, first you will not solve the problem of an attitude, now, if you think this is to solve the problem ... ...
mobile users: I gnaw not the solution , I get ... ... a cat to Office, I can not ah, I went to one, people talk so bad attitude, I have a complaint, she did not look at how much her grades, she Jiaosha do not know, you Your attitude has been hand-adversely affected, and that ... ... I also ye
lady: Hello, and reasonable in the circumstances to how we, then your cat is definitely here to help you solve, if she is say you take on the identity card escaping a card, she did not give up your card, then that is not her first, and if you have this problem, we deal with here is certainly solemn, but the specific kind of how the cat, then we certainly have no way to solve , and where mobile users are plausible
: I consider you think my cat is certainly not value your card, but I discern my cat than you card worth the money, the opener point we do not favor your card for you revenue-generating profit, revenue for you, my cat is no big profits, right, you do not forever get the card ... I do not fill up my card does not matter I think that card does not matter, I now how to do ah cat
lady: Hello, this is the case then why the cat ate your specific card that is certainly your own mismanagement, that this cat ... ...
mobile users: I put the cards on the chart, out of its own eat, repine, ah, reprove the chart, blame me, reprove card, blame the cat?
waitress: that you can complain ... ... looking for mobile business? Because it is the mobile's card?
mobile users: Ah, it's cards If Unicom, Unicom, I hit the phone, right, I am sure you will not find
lady: I ​​have no way to help you solve the
mobile user: That you will near it, yes, even you can not solve this problem
lady: you can only ... ...
mobile users: the problem can not shirk difficulties, can not be met simply to help people solve the problem, right
lady: Hello, logical problem we can solve, no rational question ... ...
mobile users: I do not ... this ... this is not unreasonable ah my cat to eat mobile card, I call you to ask, you say no matter, you say who did not care ah
lady: What do you go to Business Hall please? Let's 1860 ... ...
mobile users: I went, people said no, or put your name down, leader, called him afterward to me, I call him, you complaint telephone number?
lady: We do not, you can approve the
1860 mobile users: Oh, approval, meaning you come on ... ... on you to evade me, is not it?
lady: Hello I am not evade you, if you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can guide to higher levels to reflect this
mobile users: do you find your superiors
waitress: that I can only leave contact information, I can only now ... ...
mobile users: I did not adjoin, I have to eat a card, where to leave my contact information?
lady: now you can, you ... ...
mobile users: you hit the cat stomach to shriek it, how can I take ah
lady: You are not
incoming mobile users : I can only pick this phone can not play
lady: Well, you can pick enough, we give you a quondam
mobile users: You say that I do not believe, and now you have doubts, and next time I am ready for China Unicom's card is not, I tell you that you have less of a customer, I tell you, I did not say
lady: hello ... ...
mobile users: you do not that A, you do not attention, you are less a matter, we can be more Chinese customers, and you are a client up a retention, not to say that so numerous in a hurry, right, you lose one is lacking one of the
lady: Hello, I am not ... I did not play a averaging, that if you do not recognize my explanation, I can merely do so many for you,GHD IV Straighteners, I ... ...
mobile users : I think ... await a minute, I, to ask you what qualifications A
waitress: My degree is not affair relationship with
we mobile users: You can expose the point?
lady: I ​​can ... ...
mobile users: undergraduate alternatively expert?
lady: this is no more than to answer, because we are talking about business
mobile users: do your business, your business is also handled business, so you do not call you call leadership
waitress: that I do not call, you leave contact information, we will call you back the presidency here, because we ... ...
mobile users: do not think my period is ample, then you late my cat fart on the root , on the ready to bring it to the crematorium, and now is wait, and you know it, you have to the crematorium and then delayed profession me a
lady: hello, that you are now, that I hang up my phone, I used to tell her, let him give you a call back and forth
mobile users: Do not hang up, call her ... ... ... ... ... ... now looking for her phone bill I excavate for it, this is a free call, right
lady: Yes
mobile users: free waiting on the line, I was waiting on the line
waitress: I have no way to contact her,GHD IV Black Straighteners, our ... ...
mobile users: stand up?
lady: Hello, I need to tell her the past, because we here are all the rules, we have the leadership to deal with asset, she used to be a reply to a user, and then behind I told her she would You call back the
mobile users: Do not tell me the mammoth mobile company a actuator?
lady: leadership, then he must have several, like our director on obligation here on several points, certainly not all of the people are all ... ...
mobile users: Health ... ... life at peg , you said she was the first deal with what?
lady: Hello, I wait I put this issue to reflect her, she will come to you for processing the
mobile users: you do, I wait for you, you say how long ah
The lady: I ​​... wait,
mobile consumers as soon as possible: as soon as possible, 2 seconds enough?
lady: as soon as possible, I can only be answered as soon as possible
mobile users: do not hang you grab me ... ... (End)