Reprinted Thirty-six erotic jokes

Thirty-six erotic jokes
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1. Brother, you are not in touch! Here you touch a touch on the hair you have lost touch, so tender peel, the touch is always you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even now you do not buy it!

2. a row of * women in the avenue waiting for passengers, quaint woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop! The old woman also added the crews of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone too able? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick.

3. a mosquito into the metropolis, very starving. Saw a high madam chests, then plunged into the snap, the result is a jaws full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: farmer town to buy condoms,polo outlet, how to mention forget the condom. Half a day before the journey in the pharmacy counter, or can not memorize. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, there did not sell plastic bags loaded jj?
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5. a couple of lovers having ###### , male, likes to say: Female lightly said: Station on the right. A female do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: What kind of look at my B? Nurse snappily said: You are livestock B! !

7. ###### on blind couple admitted whistle, the male said: So voyeur, a look see. One day, while the small juvenile men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: Ability of small youth great, to the climax, even blind women boast: anxious angry, exclaimed: feminine leaders heard Xiao Ma said: transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained erection of eight hours. Night, pestering his wife having ######, impotence is not lifted. Double take: dry his mother! Also to be led contrive opposition it!

10. and mm idly in bed, the voice of Iraq's fractious school ad: Great, let me fast insert in the possession of child! One night back, sister educate sensibility very depressed, then that is very considerate to her gay burned the bowl to eat. In the end to her that moment, I suddenly felt very warm and sister educate, so very thankful to say: said: also silence ... ... Suddenly, a mighty men came from the opposite side, to see mm to Xiong Baba asked: pillaging, then piteously and said: ? secondary education tart that you can tell me a sometime graduate talented woman than you? >
14. twins in the womb chat, the foreman said: agreeable father! often head out to see us, that is not love and health, spit Koutan left, her second child, said: Wang Shu, or next door is nice, he 吐完sputum sputum also loaded with bags to go.

15. a migrant operators to the hospital as a check constipation, a medicinal exam to this person opened a prescription to the dispensary laborers is a look at the roll of restroom periodical, no solution, the medic and said: Do not wipe the re-use concrete bags.

16. son and mother to nap every night, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother to nap it? baby A: ah ! mom: That your wife assumed to? children, said: let her sleep with their father. Dad hear excitement: the kids to stupidity!

17. professor asked: rotten radish and pregnancy What a woman the same point? a student splendid A: are the fault of insects. a mere 60 points. The other students actually obtain out, the question is: because pulling too late.

18. her husband came family to see his wife in mattress with the doctor. Doctor: Do not misconstrue, I took his temperature. Husband: If you insert the physical thing my wife does not scale, you're dead.!

19. A couple came upon a wishing well, and her husband knelt down, make a hope also to the well is still a coin. wife would favor to make a wish but she deliberately fell into the well while he bends over. husband was shocked, and then they smiled and said to myself truly spiritual ah!

20. Fr JJ Little Sister said his opener to paradise, help the secret little sister to open her gate. little sister was quite merry to work behind above age sister said she got the key to the heaven. a little antique nun Sister description of Father JJ,cheap polo shoes, angry Road: !

21. the night. husband in bed reading. at times reach into the wife legs.'s wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? wife asked: Why are your hands? husband and said solemnly: Wet rainy hands. good open book!

22. a man long-suppressed ######ual intercourse, my wife sick. daytime he stripped to his wife inverted before the mirror, his wife was overjoyed to do so. He wife thighs individually, his chin put in his wife ########## and inquired his wife: I am looking mustache you?

23. villager report said: shame that! I was raped last night. Police asked the man sawed long? that Anke not see, but definitely a novice, because he could not ascertain a half-day place, but finally I go in to his help.

24. gang rape of women into a home was fight to the decease against the husband back to see my wife is gangster Shimoji hold him down, elected up a shovel and angry membrane, heard his wife cursed: their intrafamilial transmission in China Takeo,discournt polo t shirt, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, humiliated of their penis into their place, the Japanese woman was furious: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!

26. night, fool Guanggong Yuan see the couple making love, love to watch. The next morning, see a man doing push-ups, we take a closer look, the man was furious: what you look silly B! fool said: You did that foolish B, Di Xiaren are gone and you still do it!

27. a flea call to his disastrous partner: I accustomed to live in a man's beard, and later via twists and turns before reaching the pubic hair on a woman, the results the next morning woke up and base that men and back to the previous beard on it!

28. The old man by practice at night extending along the foot rest of a mistake in Miss file. A few days later, does not feel itchy feet, the doctor dissertation for syphilis, the old man with known infrequent. Doctor said: explosives, and pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to 1 hundred kilograms of explosives. and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend hiked out the door bolted, exclaimed: God! lead so short!

30. a Farmers prostitution, JI, said: , fifty dollars, five times on the grass.

31. two dwarf ###### in their room, where a presently to achieve up, just listen to distinct room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf: tamper with, suddenly caught husband small jj, meantime Meng rub,nike air max wright 1, then as hard as sticks, husband wife Bianyu off dress, my wife asked: Why? Fu Q: What are you doing? Wife A: The driving test tomorrow and thought hanging files.

33. Monkey King study, along ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the priest did no succeed, so the vacant road I took vantage of the cause of donation, by night the bones came Dong Fu, the deficiency of lighting, 2 blowing peppery and cold by night , has been completed, the Monkey King with emotion: The cursed bones of the dead !

34. small ball each new toy to be little fashionable to show off, a small new gas not direction, took off his jeans, said: And you never have. The next day, the small balls take off jeans, said: My mama said, as long as I have this, how numerous how much nam