TurnHusband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not nap!
husband: I asked ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you is 10 o'clock the whole.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, I am not to agree in your daytime you feel well is not it?
husband: I'm equitable inquiring, is immediately 10 o'clock the entire what?
wife: a full whole, now on the whole! ! ! ! !
day, a beautiful dress to dress white when shopping on the road, who hung the camera deliberately fell to the ground, just backward a handsome look
see, pick up the camera, work out into the pretty handsome guy ran, ran shouting in front of the madame who wore white skirt: you camera, heard someone hurrahing his behind like a fowl, furious,
GHD Hair Straighteners, turned handsome time has come to the front, oscillate ... gave two handsome hand, to damage curse: you favor duck, passers-by tin be divided into discreet sub-accused did not handsome, handsome feel wronged, turned tail and ran, then saw his beautiful hands holding the camera came to comprehend how, he kept shouted: my camera,
one woman matrimony, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. to handsome
2.
microcomputer to help her have a car search results ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess the woman, not satisfied with the results found variant input
1. have a nice house
2.
computer to have a lot of money search results to help her again ~~~~~~ banks are still not disheartened with this woman, to enter to look chilly conditions
1
2 results found likewise to have a sense of security
result ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Altman still not disappointed with this woman, but also to the input conditions
1. to handsome
2. have a car
3. have a good house
4.
5 have a lot of money to look cool
6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman to play chess in the bank
a man going to the restroom, had just closed the door heard next door asked: I know him? Strange!
then next door asked: ? Chagrin,
GHD Mini Styler, said: gay! a foolish B! I say he took a!!
A teacher marking English makeup, suddenly furious: A teacher:
Chinese summer, mosquitoes are living to how to do it?
1. of lesson, to raise his
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4 . help him to marry a wife
5.
to him a child how to do it or you can?
at the end of the day it is your body's blood stream v instructor asked : rotten radish and what pregnant woman the same point? a student wonderful A: insects are to reproach. a mere 60 points out of the other students really get, the answer is: because pulling too late. ;
1. son to study well, my mommy scolding, scolded, the son of my father looked with melancholy eyes, said: Why did you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not for you! 2. A man to jump, just to the wife shouted back: next to the negotiators, said: fat, rat was moved: 'Dear why I am so okay!' feline Hey laughed: 'so you will know thatthe obesity 4. to go hiking with friends, to Peak, beautiful mountains and creeks of the face of a girl shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys immediately followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mama! 5 Father: You are so big, the detect a wife. Son: Yes, but a big throng, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a piglet with a God he does not ambition to, you want to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outdoor! Once he sent far away piglet, and later he called and said to his wife: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: I phoned the pig to pick, I'm lost. There is a crazy, I do not know where to obtain a gun, he was hiking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encounter a juvenile man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 + 1 = a few? Young people afraid! Meditation for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the pistol in his arms - the chilly, said the sentence: You know too many
the Union: artificial appoint false name a false residence
second line: Pianchipianhe deceive emotions
scroll reads: take the lure
The Union: the air beating, the rain coming, I'm waiting for you back
second line: for you were nativity, you die, waiting a lifetime for you
scroll reads: the erroneous human
The Union: love home love no return
second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
The Union: the second line to see the back of agitated robust coerce
: turned to scare millions of bold warriors
scroll reads: My goodness!
The Union: that you can not row row row your
on the second line: not all deeds that do not line
not scroll reads: not satisfied
The Union: Reviewing the elapse, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a cluster of kids
second line: look at the present, white rice, tortoise soup, a child,
GHD, his wife a bunch of
scroll reads: times
The Union: as lunatic as you are exhausted you suffered for your sins
second line of all: you crazy for you dead bang bang you kick the walls
scroll reads: Crazy for love
The Union: love and be loved are tough
second line: affectionate time
destined to scroll reads: brotherhood priceless
The Union: Love has been suspended, the situation also sell at a wastage, fate slip Limit
second line: thinking is a bull mart, bear mart like no, feeling unable to actors long
scroll reads: rushed to cover short locations
The Union: boys, girls, meager scholar, endless
second line: love, love, happening, reluctantly
scroll reads: Health no love
The Union: I love unofficially capped
second line: people who love me miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
The Union: the position has been down fate arrears love out of service
second line: No response would think, busy preoccupied love can not be recharged
scroll reads: If the heart moves to China Unicom
● willing to come in Jinshan friends fell into the money being diverted to the sea every day, stepping on smiling and being elated laughable get into unattached friends deserve the best then hit Aventure Valentine's Express,
GHD Carry Case Styler! Oh O (∩ _ ∩) O ~
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HKSAR 10th annual party, HJT hold Andy's hand and said: I understand you
Liu: I am very incited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu: Your The 1st station that I like chrysanthemum
Liu: Thank you,
GHD Midnight Collection, Chairman Mao
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carts into the city to catch a peasant stopped by the police ashore the grounds that no authorization panel. Farmers vexed got a board to write a card hung, police fainted even now, saw the card reads: bovine B-74110
Farmer to annihilate the cock, but catch nobody, so caught the hen for the cock said: do not let you down while the bachelor! Cock: you are his mother thought I was silly, I go into a widower she had. . .
Do not stay sibling, only a legend;
not spoof sister, sister let you spewing blood;
do not attention sister, sister just two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the brother, brother, but pesticides;
Do not envy Dad, Dad fable;
Do not bypass mother, mother a bloom the year!
Stones tells us that anything truly love final all gone, everything the ultimate mingle are reunited!
people some background, but I merely have a back ~>_<~
tree of disgrace, will die; people shame, invincible!
Road see injustice life howl, roar End persist to push amenable!
diamond is always, a bankruptcy!
What is pleasure? Happiness is a cat fish, dog pork, Altman played little monster!
Although flowers Lord, I loose taint!
alone is a carnival, carnival is a group of human solo!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse!
Although I was not handsome look, but a child left nose was also boast I looked idol!
then cattle Chopin, but also the grief I could not play!
calculating of how distant you go away!
prop your hand, tugged feed the dog!
looked Condor Heroes, know the age is not a problem;
watched Brokeback Mountain, know that###### is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to find category that is not a problem;
people think of ghost love conspicuous, really understand the life and death ... the original is not a problem! (^ O ^)
I adore you so much,
you indifferent.
me, you expel,
you installed did not see.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
I smoke a cigarette,
you told me to step aside.
I Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
I invite you to dinner,
you, faster than anyone else.
I hold your hand,
you, trembling.
I give you kisses,
you, refused to die.
you, ruthless aim,
I judged to give up.
I just want to jump,
you just go back.
you, a alteration of heart,
I just landed.
you cry like a ghost,
GHD Rare Gift Set,
I die regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Full of clouds!
centipede ah. Full of thighs!
hell ah. Full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friends, ah, I will not let you mischief.
have all you friends, ah, I never rue
Ensure namely your laughable !
and imbibe
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