Strong storm prostitution before Quotations

1: landlord: Sister Furong Feng and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who?

strong storm response: Who hit who save.
2: landlord: I put my dog ​​to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so love,juicy scottie bling collection, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not natural ... ...


3: landlord: Please use the word to describe China's National Seismograph.

Re: hindsight, like pigs in advance!
4: Forum landlord: Men last night, walking the dog mastiff big and small edge of the woods a bald wild dogs up. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
5: landlord: I skipped classes in college, hung over branches, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent

Re: you died before?
6: landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah.
strong storm response: Remove the word like that is really sin.
7: landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, there is a ghost once, put the ass, and then died.

Re: encountered Feng, Feng fell in love with and married a Feng ... ...
8: Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots talking I feel the future is very slim ... ...
Re: happy now - because you howling at the moon is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you are playing!
9: landlord: Shenzhen Nantou a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...

Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10: landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not the durian coconut ... ...
11: landlord: they are being called brother called Uncle tragic or miserable?

strong storm response: Uncle your brother out.
12: landlord: the city manager to add new weapons came for stray dogs!
strong storm response: This is the same root, to fry.
13: landlord: Why do more and more people do not want children?

strong storm response: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14: landlord: see today has been hinting to the other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed?
strong storm response: to meet friends not to go to bed? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15: landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to the requirements of the teacher leading the students nicely to a final comment, how to write ah?

strong storm response: the student performance and stability,juicy dotty day dreamer bag, strong hands.
16: landlord: mineral water to drink dead by Hainan incident, you can see that China's food safety worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? QS logo is not it?
strong storm response: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17: landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?

strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18: landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective?
strong storm response: ladies, even if you can make a man a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19: landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, seeking you to help her daughter from a daunting name, I surname into.

Re: the chicken thinking Chinese.
20: Forum landlord: I have a million, buy a car, we Geigejianyi it.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged S-type, one will be arranged B-type.
21: Forum landlord: Chen Liang, Wang Xiaoya with marriage, please use the words comment.

Forum Re: Ah from good!
22: Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Re: Only half like! (Two hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!

Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
24: Forum landlord: Guess which country's mixed blood ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformed magic!
25: Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah,juicy couture waist bags, please help identify what GG Forum ~

Forum sofa: two after a long back acne!
26: Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera has!
Forum Re: ah, but you have to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27: Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, if not me, he can not live 啦 ~

Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized, I was his appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff!
28: Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, what should I buy a car to the nanny do?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29: Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! We point out Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.

Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30: Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side are a different woman ~
31: Forum landlord: you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy scenes will make you in front of stole the show?

Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike him throwing a spoonful on the head!
32: Forum landlord: Why should pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren? Is not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum couch: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the generally lower unit ~
33: Forum landlord: Why is the father of a child born to keep family name?

Forum couch: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34: Forum landlord: handsome ass with - Death is not the end of the day to eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, there might ride, a car sitting there with a bad crush on ... ... how handsome? ! !
35: Forum landlord: Call curse of the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty word.

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Forum Re: your mother's time is not a man threw, the placenta was raised up?
36: Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport with welcome sign hanging?
Forum couch: how hung? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37: Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?

Forum Re: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
38: Forum landlord: I bought a new estate, how much say it scared you - I used to drive once around a full two and a half hours! ! !
Forum couch: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~
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