1 A few days ago bought a skirt, the first time today to put in front of my parents, At that time my dad came a
my mother:. . . . . . . . Washing. . . . . . . . Part
I: Which part?
my mother: shoelaces. . . .
I :...........
2. One day my mother put on TV to see Mike. Jackson's camera to see for a long time
Coushang said something at me:
this matron looks like a man so ye? ?
3. very popular QQ car
mother: Qiuqiu
I: QQ
Mom: buttoned
I: QQ
Mom: Sphere
I : ... ...
4. call home. My mother received, and asked who I was, I cried, There are other daughter ?1 m 9 a few, very thin ~ ~
my mother depicted to me: a whim, try to turn a cupboard into the walls a little smaller than it vacant, I feel that although she did not peruse the paperback, usually one or very smart, ah, wishful thinking that actually took the knife to cut into the walls, and She is the walls that focus on cutting it, my grandfather flash came, staring at her sadly to say something: outrageous, right you
7. halide at home mom of a particular egg
Note: The first boiled eggs Then skin and then brine
good after I saw a halogen special little egg that was amusement to steal a
mother questing in vain for this eggs kitchen shouting: 'There are egg streaker! '
8. I wanted to take, depressed weight detriment can not determination. In the eyes of the impatient father watching in the heart, but for decades do not temporary fad parenting I do not know how to enlighten. One day is eat, asking no answer, Dad vexation pain, pounded his desk: is this sentence literally laughed spray rice.
9. one day I sprint the floor bath, full of water on the slippers, so he slipped. Boom bang, the four-body hurl ah, only the cervix is also upturned. Called an it hurt, so I wailed, my mother came over and asked: did not fall to the face,
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10. mother is to lose weight, the dinner said to me: .. A specimen of what ~ ~
My mother said: , my dad said: ah, you have a daughter!
mother: Oh, thank you thank you! So variety! With the pleasure and merry ah,
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13. my mother and I have stocks, but she's a long time than I fried the old shareholders, I often ask him advice.
One day I want to throw away the hands of a stock, ask her, she dripped the next day not to throw
I send text messages to her mother, said: smell my mother, let me see you dart. . .
my mother back to: smelly son, does no matter. . . .
halo. . . I am a woman ah. . . .
14. that a classmate's mother
students looking at the love you!
students: ... ...
15. ex-boyfriend to assist me fix my home computer, saw her mother being back in advance, dinner my mother asked him who, because of my father then would not let me love I would unhesitatingly say that my best friend's BF, I 'borrowed' to mend the computer, and then my mother started educating me, 'Do not go also near to the BF and others, if you have a spark, that little girl how do you want people , then how can you have the face with ````` XXXXXXXXXXXX 'surging undecided about
5 minutes after my dad put down the ascend of their jobs seriously ask my mother' I ask you, Ms. Qiong Yao do? '
16. my grandmother never liked watching TV, once the forces performing to put what the PLA do crawl,
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woman sitting by inches the point of vision not so good, she loudly told me: Dad can only make phone calls looking for my bedroom,
father called me one day, a roommate picked up.
roommate: %, uncle, where are all precious daughter. We speak to the dog a name. My dad did not talk to every additional began, suddenly said something:
called Xai it. We all feel good. My mother said, Well, good! Like the game, Victory. After a long time, my dad said: We have a companion named Li season.
19. One morning I rode that bike broken bicycle to work, the access my mother call me, because not headphones, so I mentioned immediately hanging, and I ride it. retired tolerance say: that Well, you pedal carefully.
20. Some time ago I had a blast hot brain, shocked at home mother asked me: you touch the switches ah?
21 Once, my mother said I was the Empress
I am proud of our family, what the Queen Mother A, the Empress Dowager?
my mother said, thick skinned!
22. My father originally did not like small animals, raised fknow next to nothing of many years later, also from the habit becomes like, but he refused to admit, often in front of my mother's side and said: not at home I give to suffocate. Dog did not? Cats and dogs like to hear my father's whistle had power like
23. Mother asked me to mail text messages, what to eat lunch, I said to Huangshanghuang mother bought merely duck
quickly back to my message: Your dog, too talented!
24. do not remember the day my mother was what the party received an invitation, my father asked my mother: afraid to go with us, do not care it). My mother said: , the mother said:
I have a saying:
26. there is a look at filling a good man, I principally incited with the mother, said: , long handsome dull, but not your thing! , really juvenile and aunt! once proud of my mother laugh, and quickly grabbed my hand and said that the students 'walk walk! we go shopping! I'll buy you clothes!!!'
28 years ago my mom just using a mobile phone, txt messaging not made, I told my mom one day log the following message:
Mom: What you mingled (translation: Mom you will send text messages ah, ah, ha ha
mother: gape (estimated to be buffet by the next Hadow)
mother after half an hour: the air thumping gently brought me to you I miss
: Mom are you doing?
Mom: I thought they wrote
:. . . .
few hours after my mother received many messages of various types of harassment
afterward, Mom called to: Why do you? replied: . . .
hematemesis completely collapsed!
29. Yi Zuo speaking with my mom Crayon
whim asked my mom: ah ~ cute little new if I had a son after a small new students, how would you like to do ? this floor it was the rug shop 'remaining 6 couples of cups quickly dull!
31. high school once to call home - > Then, hang up the phone ...
I sweat ...
32. Recently I have something to naught to Tao Tao fat diet A diet
my mother would use the words of a classic stop I: svelte die camel than Ma you do not want the ... ... ... ...
there are times I call home: my dad then, I inquired my mother? My dad said I was your mother 。。。。
sweat... how are you my mother do?
my dad explained that every time I talk with my mom always called, he wants to pretend my mother more than me say a word.
33 . saying yesterday to see my grandfather, dressing a dingy blue bar Halter clothes
my grandfather gazed at me for a long time that, today, like how I cook ah ..
Khan ...
34. University of summer, I bought a skirt to show off in front of my mother, I hope she can boast a few. my mother let me turn around to her upper and lower left are read, and I asked her, br> day my mother rang the doorbell
go home I asked My aunt, a year peregrination to Hong Kong, she's with her sister asked her to record and hello, kitty little asset, the results brought back old duals record and Dora A imagine of one umbrella.
37. I have a student's parents even extra funny. Aaron Kwok to play that Head & Shoulders ad, when seeing television at night to look her father to a (Chongqing provincialism, meaning: truly Zhu Shimao ah) I: People give you the Taliban hare, how do you do ?-_- |! raging perspiration ah.
39. Mom said upstairs adjoin to buy a automobile, I asked: and mother is one of the usual distraction play games, play is often the most prehistoric kind of attacking tanks, they shouted
small home called.
I once heard a mother conquer the other fort, called really is: did not care)
me: 'cat. (still did not attention)
me:' What a big cat? '(inflame ~ ~ ~)
mother:' I came `cat ~ ~ ~ ~
42. I kind of cafeteria window had a lot of Bougainvillea and roses, flowering time, covered the windows of our house to cost the maximum pretty scenery. One year I came home and saw a flower gone, the window half-meter thick fence row of aloe vera, sitting in the pantry chart looking out, like a prison-like, and I half stunned dumb. mother may feel criminal, one refers to the father: he! but also as his two days home from educate, my grandfather said to me: Answer: In, XXX is pluck the deal, so she pulled over call you ah '
- - / / / that's a boys
45. in my husband's wedding ceremony, I changed to call my parents, : I chopped carrot than he was good! finished their kitchen chop a carrot ... ...
47. a human roaming from home, usually they do not want to do dinner, eat bread to cope with whin a little while hit the stomach
call home, my mom asked, br>
48. my mother sent mobile phone text messages is slow,
PM New Year New Year's it,
mother let me help her typing speed so quickly,
I play according to the contents of her oral After a good,
mother said, 'Well, launch'
49. My dad smoked, I told my mom dislike cloud, I told Dad that, or you open the hood , in that below pumping it, Dad said: That is it pumping, or pumping me ah?
50. Once I saw my mother sitting in front of the computer Tuozhuo Bei said, half of the very fine ... you back into a quick camel Sister Lotus, the breast! That savor (put it ML), these days, fair like flesh, like!!!
was petrified of my friends
52. then received the Red Guards of Chairman Mao in Tiananmen Square, the old Dad working in Beijing, he reminisced the grand occasion:
53. used to have Michelle Reis do advertising: a better life with Li Tao! (MS a shampoo ad)
my mother packaged his things in general, not watching TV. very questionable to me: coerced to dig a better life?
dig what hard entity??
54. my house next to the supermarket gate that sell puzzles, and 10 greenbacks a box, a cartoon, merely likewise star. normally are is his mother to buy edible, catch up ashore weekends, I go with her.
go when I discovered that mother has been staring at the door selling puzzle of view, I did not care, when the mother still staring out of that shared outlook, and finally the bravery to mutter asked me: What is the name a bad call, then must play a nasty name? beat on the door,
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outcome, I woke up later to open the door to her rotate to freak, she said -
Afraid that I raped you? Mom: Oh, I look at the August 11 is the date.
Dad: week eight it. slay!
mother: looking to play ah, the bomb ought I eat. small X ah ( refers to me), you first buy a few bombs
When award. Hey, Hey, antique man, to me I dine to dine.
I :.......
58. always wanted to PSP.
mother: that something.
me: is the game, one where a metro.
Mom: How old are still playing games / / not to buy.
I: T T
sudden fever over a day, more than 39 degrees refundable. medicine is not good.
mother, sighing: and then put the head blaze burned out, or buy a game console intelligence it.
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59. Also, for my dad.
me: Dad, immediately can see where people go hand PSP
Dad: That big, simple to grab it than the phone.
I: Yes, ah yeah ah, so I am going to catch more human to buy a stolen merchandise.
Dad: Go.
60. I say the father, one day I Sanyi over my house to play, then made a mask, which is all pearly, we all know eyes are sticking out of the mask to do, then I Sanyi get down to upstairs to downstairs, probably not very sunny outdoor light, my father had met me and asked to Sanyi: how your eyes so dark ah ah?
61. Mom and Dad are it real children of the , anyway, and eventually the mother was furious: The results did not find, when my dad painful weep, my aunt suddenly find just a small fragment of the stick than the wrist fine point on my father said, do not anxiety, I'll give you a toothpick cut out very presently ... ... that After the hands began to really cut ... ... the students pull in the family stopped living Yexia hand ... ...
63. say one of my friends parents.
times her mother has a bath, also waited a long time but not out, did not listen the sound of water. So she called dad at the door: his wife, you dry ah...
64. I told my mom complained that I was nativity and how do you put so fat
I fly a mother, laugh: leek trench? leek ditch there anybody good? see leek?
66. since childhood growing up in the military compound, my sister and I put a good Mandarin, with no regional accent.
The dad and mother is alter, emphasis I and my sister whereas not out of jeer, but constantly secretly smile tolerate anguish. One time, Dad answered the phone: 'The General Assembly? XXX is sure to be of. Ah, ah ......'air conditioning is? cover is very chilly right?
68. once to call my dad, for the marker is not nice, phone sound especially explicit daytime.
fed a few times my dad, I Unlike my dad hearing to the voice, then asked: Who are you?
my dad said: You are called up and asked my dad who is!! I ORZ ~
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69. in terms of an of my dad, my mom accustom to my dad about 201 phone cards to call money, the process results in a call to the voice hint .....call. talked, I called out: Mom ~ ~!
alert my mother asked: Who?
I am shocked, obediently answer: your daughter.
Mom: No,
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71. One day I bought a dress-heated, cast aside all the same friends My elegant, but I still consider it is not so bad, one day all but, attempt to ask my mom counsel, my mom: at least get my mom coincided, know what my mother went on to say) Anyway, do not wear out *** caught! 。。。。。。。。
73. One period I phoned home apt find his sister and mama are playing games, call approximately, hand to hand to hand elect
playing up.
me: Little X (my sister) in? Small X, your call. Come pick. Oh, fast way, because it is a woman. underground fling my mother came back and said from their home, their hereafter kid are not fearful to stumble,
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7 last night I told my mom to buy food for tomorrow morning give me a little time for alarm she accentuated tomato
two times, she said: I know know do not trouble trouble * & ... ... %*(@¥¥%¥ you see as you talk to me you take a look at my cards lose take a look at the negate points are thousands of 。。。@#¥% ... ... ¥% ... ... &@#¥%
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morning she bought a watermelon in the refrigerator 。。。。。
76. each time I saw Nicholas Tse on TV special girl on my grandmother's hands and face that ~ AI YOU Little Prince Little Prince Po Come ah ~ ~ ~ I Falls Khan ~ ~ ~
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