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Reprinted from 824420465 at 11:09 on February 5, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (5) Category: Personal Diary 1, five dollars kidnapped by criminal gangs, called Bai Yuanchao:
said:
Magic Lamp: said:
3, earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton,
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earthworms think this method a good mother, put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong,
earthworm father thought, put yourself into the minced meat.
earthworm mother cried and said: QJ Panda to women struggling against female panda, are unwilling to do.
angrily after the failure of male giant pandas, said: >
turtle saw a snail crawling very slowly ...... said to him: you come, I carry you now and then ...... ......
snail to come up after a while .... .. ......
saw an ant ...... turtle said to him: Come on you ......
So the ants have come up.
ants come after snail ...... ...... see the above said something to him: Hello
snails that you know anything?
snail said: You pay close attention to the point that the turtle so fast .......
6, there are a couple eating dinner
the girl kept asking the boys: Do you love me?
boys looked at girls went to dinner
a very angry and asked the girls once again: Do you love me?
boys finally said: Love
girl asked: how would you prove it?
boys suddenly out of his pocket and took thirty yuan,
and asked the girls: Do you have ten dollars?
girls took ten dollars to the boys ......
boys took forty yuan on the table .....
After a child is very angry and asked boys and girls : Are you in the end to try to prove you love me ah!
boy said: I have proved, ah! Forty front of us!
7, the day visiting the snack Street
found a shop selling
each tart looks very delicious and tasty, want to buy one to try
I asked the clerk: Is this sold separately it?
Clerk: No, this is Japan.
8, one day, one on fire,
father and mother escaped,
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mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
mother crying and nervous, ....had to replace it, or half as earthworms ~ ~ ~
not fish on the hook under his anger out 100rmb fell into the water ~ cursed:
boss is American, he said the Germans: you physically well, you are responsible for coolies.
the French say: You say you are engineers, you are responsible for the mining plan.
while the Japanese, he said: you are very thin. You are responsible for supplies (supply).
then the next week,
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few days later the Germans and the French people find the Japanese gone, looking for a long time, or before they decided to go back after work.
Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, loudly called:
snake said: I will not let such a small fart so smelly, it must be cattle.
cow said: I eat the grass will not let such a smelly fart.
pig said: fart who would blush. Guan
suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly,
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13, a man of God one day meet God ......
good when suddenly going to give that person a wish ......
God asked ......
Do you have any desire to do ......
heard of the man thought ......
cat has nine Mania ......
that you give 9 Mania I said it ......
God ......
your desire to achieve slightly ......
day, that person is free,
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want to forget ......
die a death of 9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
results of a train ......
Over the past ......
man was dead ......
Why is this?
train carriages because there are 10 ......
14, one day, funeral home sent three people,
nike air force 1 high, strange to say, they are all smiles after the death of ^_^.... ..
funeral home administrator wondered asked pol.ice: Why do they face even after death would be ^ _ ^ it?
pol.ice said: This is a long story ...... ...... ...... you see on the left of the man he slept with her when the wife ..... . in the most passionate moment ...... ...... can not stand hanging out
administrator replied: Well ...... willing to spend the next dead ...... Merry mischief ...... it is also the middle one is how to die?
pol.ice: the middle one .. Oh Yeah ...... he ...... he .... a human tragedy to go on the road ...... I heard he had been head bonus over 700 million color ...... ..
....... when he laughed happily been hit the oncoming car to the results ...... ... ... hung up ......
administrator replied: Well ...... he really is not good fortune to enjoy the splendor of that remaining after the rest of your life ...... this one?
pol.ice: ...... this one die a little pathetic ...... when he climbed the tree is mine to hack the
administrator replied: .. .... It's a bit wrong, why would by lightning to the laughing ......
pol.ice: because after he climbed the tree and suddenly a flash of lightning that ..... .. ....
someone he thought he was taking pictures ...... ......
15, saying thousands of years ago, both the male dog or bitch, they are by squatting urination with the.
until the Tang Dynasty, things have changed ... ...
Taizong of the people heard it! He raised a pair of old Pekinese, and once on the Mountain Emperor Heaven, brought the pair to go ... ...
offering half, the bitch suddenly in urgent, so he ran to a tree to solve,
When in Heaven This is very disrespectful behavior, so angered the Jade Emperor,
Emperor ordered Thunder hit a mine, just playing in the trees, the tree collapsed, crushing a bitch, male dog is very scared after reading ... ...
Since then, the male dog urinating under a tree when the time will extend one foot, forced withstand the tree,
so that the tree fell down close to their own ... ...