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1: announcer interviews are being held. Examiner asked: \
2: One day, Zhang and his favorite girl to lunch, suddenly, the girl cried, \
3: a man bitten by a dog, rushed to the doctor on the medicine. Doctors are packing, preparing work. \
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4: One day, a small Aires gorilla asked God, \Road.
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5. A bad man died, his wife in the spirit before the thank-you, friends, read the funeral oration said: king of the simple and honest, character Jianyou, the weak and poor, all love. Son, his wife asked him down: \A man very much appreciate a handsome girl, but his shy, so he had to observe this woman used to secretly travel far looked at the woman. When he looked for some time, he found the girls every Wednesday this name will go to a side of beef noodle shop. One day, he followed the woman, to the noodle shop to see more she felt her more elegant, beautiful, and he the courage to boldly beside the lady asked her: \startled by sudden noises, loudly replied, \I saw \officers, even unaware, that ye be? \side, with the sixth sense can perceive. \A gang breaks into a crime lab, he forced open the first safe, and found nothing, except a bottle of jelly, he forced open the second safe, the result was only a bottle of jelly inside, he reconciled all are forced open the safe. But there are only a bottle of jelly, he angrily, eat all the jelly.
He wanted to know how it is, the next morning to buy a newspaper, to see how the newspaper said. The results of the paper only a few words: sperm bank theft in our city last night, all the hard things all safe and flying.
9. Evening, I jog in the road. A young man ran up from behind me, in my ear breath, saying: \\I quickly chased after five hundred meters, out of breath to ask: \
10. OCD consult a psychiatrist. Patients: Why I would like stool smoking? Psychiatrist: stool because when you smoke, conditioned reflex Well, actually not pull out, just an illusion, do not believe you hard.
11. Mr. Chang is a stubborn old man, one day he gave his granddaughter a ride Let's talk about their experiences, end, said: \horse? it good it? tame it? \: \One hundred years ago,
belstaff sale, winter, Santa Claus is always hard with a big bag of gifts sent a large packet sent.
a village, just only eight families.
Santa decided to not to be so tired, this Christmas gift to send lighter, so he gave each family a bag of candy.
This is the origin of sugar sent eight people. . . . .
13. After the meal, the waiter came and asked: \eat the \double up? \Mr. Brown, with others who love to brag about how strong the body, can in fact not the case.
day, he secretly went to the hospital, unfortunately was bumped into a colleague.
next day, my colleagues Pianxiang people around debunking the lies Mr Brown claimed strong. At this time, Mr. Brown is coming from the outside.
\replied: \Teacher: \So you did not come. \.. my dad out there was a woman .. \okay my dad was my mother wounded. \to go. \What is the relationship!? \. Has secret crush on her when he was studying, but not the courage to tell the truth, even cowards touch her. After graduation, she was married,
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belstaff jackets outlet, just open the door, a woman in their thirties come up with some bottle said to me: \sets in the production of cosmetics is right for you, you buy a bar, you can use after the young and old to ensure that. \marketing. I see her so tough, had said: \Turn is preparing to leave,
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