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Reprinted from 17529789 at 17:01 on November 3rd, 2010 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. unit of message, a leader said:
2. hostel fourth of slippers out of bed looking for a long time, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
3. I have the time to buy lamb skewers out of four fingers on the boss said, br> 4. I surname Zhu, management unit room. One time someone call my cell phone: : Master, a plate of hot and sour fried potato silk, do not put potatoes!
8. then find a job, the interviewer asked what year I graduated. I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said: variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
10. tiger fat cat, you when I was dying it!
11. I: That was our physics teacher. . . Students: what to teach the A? I: Chemistry. . .
12. go to school one day when a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said:
you laughing I was laughing for 4 years 13. has a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say out: one sister spoke up: Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:
17. the teacher to leave job, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: small car, and once,
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19. University when a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage,
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20. childhood ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
21. One day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: to seat! Big smile to help students die
22. A ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick hair test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, > 24. Friends children six months old, and call to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: Your child is now eating milk or your milk
25. One evening, met an acquaintance, say is: Bank of China, a place to repair equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: I mean,
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28. political lecture when the teacher once said: ? a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the teacher speechless
30. Political class about political issues in Japan, said Japanese samurai pull pull A laparotomy suicide. Teacher said: to move with the business. . . , Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All quarters laughs
32. My husband especially thin, there are times I am anxious and he said, fled after the announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after I fled (Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)
34. We are a colleague, when he went to driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic : report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~
35. I remember once, and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I listen to her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings .... ..,
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37. a boy saw his uncle: to the cafeteria to play breakfast, a window that the master asked him: What do you want? say that again! good morning, student!
40. a classmate of his friends to call each other's grandfather then, that students do not know what they thought, mouth is: hung up ... ...
41. a man, once he has long admired the girl about, preparing for her confession. The two sat for a long time, he was finally told the girl: br> 42. wife reproachfully asked: Do you even do not know the name of your grandmother? Aggrieved husband to A: I ye know, I was seven years old when he died my grandmother. Wife surprised: What? Busy husband changed his tune: No, his grandmother died when I was seven years old,
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43. my mother went out to play mahjong before said to me: go there to see his wife, the customary cry of:
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