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a, funny jokes economics
1.
a chicken farmer committed suicide the night before in the chicken slaughter chickens, casually said: eat fast, this is your last meal! The second day , see the chicken and left a suicide note had been lying down: God has eat rats drug, you do not want to eat Lord, the God of his mother is not mess.
when the opponent knows your decision, can make decisions in their best interest. - Nash equilibrium.
so confidentiality, information security is very important.
2. the fish was cooked
says: I always open my eyes, just to let you always in my eyes! Water said: I always flowing rest, is to be able to embrace you forever!! Pot wrote: have instant his mother, and also so poor!!!
constraints have changed, the original receipts, came into the cost. If the shelf life of the pot, the cost will naturally be very high.
3. Why do men hate the old?
economics has a well-known rules can be interpreted Ghosn - repeated the same pleasure, the satisfaction it brings will continue to decline; the same pleasure to repeat the first and second greatest sense of satisfaction gained.
4. men and women, who more easily emotionally hurt?
so-called injury, it should be is to spend too much, too little gain, which is produced losses. A business loss, the main reason should not be competitive enough if the absolute advantage, then discover your own strengths. For example, Chinese textile enterprises sold to Europe and the United States is naturally Shoudaoqinlai, if you must sell cars to Europe and America, it must hurt. If a person can not count the loss, it should not hurt. Of course, it is difficult to reach such a state,
nike air max 97 通販, and only we can do some state- owned enterprises.
5. why not polygamy or polyandry?
polygamy or polyandry would break the balance of the market, some handsome and wealthy bachelor might lead to monopolization of the market, which, like telecommunications, railways, like, all day long been BS-ing. Ranging from endocrine disorders,
“器官果蔬”吃啥补啥 不看后悔, weight disorders will lead to a harmonious society. Monogamy has formed a Pareto optimum.
6. What people can take liberties with flight attendants?
aircraft, Crow said to the crew: to God to glass of water! Upon hearing pig study and said: Lord have come to a glass of water! Throw the pig and crow crew cabin, the crow with a smile on pig said: stupid, right? Ye can fly!
external factors is a constraint, its capacity is a constraint, often more important. Therefore, successful people do, not their own can be successful.
7.
interpretation of fate accidentally stepped on the gibbon chimpanzee pulling the stool, gibbons gentle to help her carefully cleaned after they are in love, others ask how they come together, said with emotion chimpanzees: ape dung! Ape dung that is!
your present choice is a choice before you decide if you want to change the path, the cost will be high that you do not want to change.
Second,
淡定人生, the quality principles
1. Blue Stearns principle
when you climb, the ladder must be kept clean , otherwise you may slip down.
author: US management expert blue Stearns.
Comments: there are degrees of advance and retreat, not only to the horns of a dilemma; hate,
エアマックスプラス, are forgotten, and side to Rain or shine.
2. Luwei Si Theorem
not humble themselves to be bad, but did not want to own.
author: American psychologists h? Luwei Si.
Comments: If they want to be good , it is easy to think too badly of others.
3. care Theorem
profits test whether a person's intellectual superior, just look at the same time my mind can hold two opposing ideas, and not prevent the life skills to act.
author: French social psychologist h? m? Tories have
Comments: thinking can be the opposite may be complementary to each other.
3. hedgehogs hedgehog theory
warm in cold weather to move closer to each other, but maintain a certain distance, so as not to hurt each other.
Comments: important way to maintain a close, but maintain an appropriate distance.
4.
minnows minnows effect due to weak and often gregarious individual, and a strong leader who is a natural. A slightly stronger minnows will control the behavior of the part of the back of the head cut off, this fish will lose self-control, action is also disturbed, but the other minnows are still blindly follow as before.
author: German zoologists Horst
Comments: (1) under the leadership of the tragedy is always making. (2) subordinates feel that the most boring thing is that they follow the leadership of one of the worst.
5. Leibao Fu rule
you start to establish cooperation and trust to keep in mind our language:
(1) is the most important four words: I admit I made mistakes ;
(2) the seven words are: You did a great thing;
(3) the most important words are: how about you;
(4) The most important word is: Let's do it together ;
(5) is the most important words: Thank you;
(6) The most important word is: do we.
author: US management expert Leibao Fu.
Comments: (1) the most important words are: worth a try; (2) the most important word is: you.
6. Lober Theorem
for a manager, the most important thing is not the case when your presence, but when you are not there what happened.
author: US management expert r? Lober
Comments: If you want to listen to your subordinates, then when you're not around to listen when they do not know who was.
7. Steiner Theorem
where less you say, where to hear more.
author: American psychologists s? t? Steiner.
Comments: Only good to listen to others in order to better tell their own.
8. Feisi Nuo Theorem
man has two ears but only one mouth, which means that people should listen more and speak less.
author: United Airlines president and general manager of the British l? Fei Sinuo.
Comments: put too much, said the barriers will be done.
9.
complaints effects of work in all companies who complain that the company or the owner must be better than no such person or such person buried in the belly of the complaints to be much more successful companies.
author: University of Michigan Institute for Social Research.
Comments: (1) unreasonable complaints is to change the status of the catalyst. (2) complaints while not always right,
エアマックス 91, but the complaints seriously but always right.
10. Lightning rod effect
the top of a tall building in the installation of a metal rod, metal wire and buried in the ground a piece of metal plates connected together, using metal rods of the point discharge, the clouds brought the power and ground gradually in power and to protect the buildings and so prevent lightning strikes.
Comments: sparse is good pass, will be able to lead safe.
11.
groups combined effects of amino acids protein of eight amino acids **, as long as there is a lack of content, the other seven can not synthesize proteins.
Comments: When are indispensable, the
12. MiG -25 effect
developed by the former Soviet Union jet fighter MiG -25 many parts are backward in comparison with the United States, but the designer to consider the overall performance, it can lift, speed, emergency response and so became a world-class.
Comment: The so-called best overall, but the best combination of the individual.
13. run effect
new assembly machine, through the use of a certain period, the friction surface finish and more traces of processing encrypted together.
Comments: To achieve a complete fit, to be both necessary to let go.
14. Potter Theorem
when subjected to many criticisms, the lower often only remember the first few, the rest is not listening, because they are too busy thinking about the beginning of arguments to refute the criticism.
author: British behavioral scientist l? w? Potter.
Comments: looking under the total errors, was a leader of the biggest mistakes.
14. Blue Stearns Law
work with a friend, than in the
author: US management expert blue Stearns.
Comments: respectable not amiable, so it is hard Jing; the right not Viagra, often lose power.
15.
Gilbert rule the most compelling signal the work of the crisis, no one will tell you how to make.
author: British manpower training specialists b? Gilbert
Comment: The real dangerous thing is no one to talk to you at risk.
16. authority implied effect
a chemist, said he will test the propagation velocity of a bottle of odor , he opened the bottle 15 seconds later, the front row of students that raised their hands, said he smelled the odor, and gradually raise the back of the others, have said he has heard that, in fact, nothing in the bottle.
Comments: superstition and the gullible, the blind will follow blindly.
(1) no path. (2) characteristics irrelevant to the dominant non-gifted.
17. Gute Lei Theorem
every exit is another entrance.
author: US management expert W? Gute Lei.
Comments: a target on the basis of the next goal, next goal is the continuation of the previous target.
18.
Levin Theorem delays are hesitating to make plans, often because of their ability to not sure.
author: France, management theorists P? Levin.
Comments: Without the ability to plan, the only time to regret it.
19.
Frost in the construction of the wall before the law should know to put a ring out, to put a ring in ..
author: American thinker W? P? Frost.
Comments: Start to clear boundaries, and ultimately will not make things to go beyond boundaries.
20. Polk Theorem
only in the debate, the only possible idea of the birth of the best and the best decision.
author: James, general manager of SC Johnson? Polk.
Comments: No friction will be no running, only high on the controversial.
21. Wedge Theorem
even if you have a strong-minded, but if you have ten friends and the opposite view, it is hard not be moved.
author: University of California, Los Angeles economist Yi Wo? Wedge.
Comments: (1) There should not prejudice the time to listen to, after hearing both can not do without assertive. (2) fear began to have different opinions, I'm afraid the last no agreement.
22.
Falkland Law is not necessary decision, no decision is necessary.
author: France, management theorists D? L? Falkland.
Comments: When I do not know how to act, the best course of action is not to take any action.
23. Wang thesis
hesitant to make wrong course can avoid some of the opportunities, but also lost the opportunity for success.
author: Dr. Wang An American-Chinese entrepreneurs.
Comments: indecisive to make good by the good or bad,
airmax 激安, the crisis can be decisively turned the corner.
24. Grenadines Nernst Theorem
outstanding strategy must be coupled with outstanding execution can be effective.
author: US entrepreneurs H? Grenada Manchester.
Comments: good solid dry better, more solid and good implementation.
25. Jide Lin law
the problem clearly written,
エアクラシックBW, it has been resolved in half.
author: GM management consultant Charles? Jide Lin.
Comments : disorganized thinking, unlikely to produce orderly action.
26. Walson Law
the information and intelligence first, the money will keep coming.
author: American entrepreneur s? m? Walson.
Comment: how much you can get often depend on how much you know.
27. Tamara Tamara is Jiekeleida effect
expert Vladimir? Pech invented a radar, it is the biggest difference with the other radar is not only to receive signals transmitted signal, it will not be the enemy party anti-radar device discovery.
Comments: Good possession by persons unknown, who were kept in the dark is nothing to hide.
28. Koike Theorem
more intoxicated, the more immediate thing is to seize and hold.
author: King Koike Japanese management experts.
Comments: narcissism is not easy sober, self-righteous do not like criticism.
29. Sahel law
when people know their own achievements when someone checks will redouble our efforts.
author: British management expert h? Heller
Comment: Only in the case of mutual trust, the Authority will become the driving force.
30 . Hengshan law
the most effective and continuous control is not mandatory, but the spontaneous triggering the individual's internal control.
author: Yokoyama Ningfu Japanese sociologists.
Comments: There are only positive consciousness, no self-determination would have no initiative.
31. Butterfly Effect
tornado. This consists of a minimum they will cause, after a certain period of time, participation in the role of other factors, to develop into a very large and complex consequences of the phenomenon known as the
Comments: hospice who Shenshi, like a small person Shenwei.
32. Ash Law
recognition of a problem is the first step.
author: US entrepreneurs m? k ? Ash.
Comments: The more you are dodging the issue, the problem the more you will be gripped tightly.
33. Locke advice
requirements should be less, once the set after they have strictly complied with .
author: British educator John Locke.
Comments: Jane is easy to follow, it certainly strict line.
34. hot stove rule
when people touch a hot stove by hand, it will be
Comment: Crime and Punishment can match the phase of law and governance can.
35. Kemei Ya
There is no perfect law of things, so everything has room for reform.
author: American social psychologist m? r? Kemei Ya.
Comments: confined in the conventional, to stimulate creativity.
36. Davydov Law
people who do not always have the spirit of innovation can only be a performer.
author: Soviet psychologists Davydov.
Comments: Only the pioneers who are most qualified to be a true pioneer.
37.
effects from eating pups Silicon Valley companies is extremely competitive, so that the companies are actively exploring their own Achilles heel, all companies are to survive together: better-looking products to beat out their the original product. Some people have dubbed this behavior
Comments: (1) do not force yourself, others will force you sooner or later. (2) the courage of the past, a paragraph have the confidence to open a new chapter.
38. Schon Theorem
ideas just fell really believe it, it fascinated hands flourish.
author: Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Professor Schoen.
Comments: Only the faith is not doubt in order to persevere.
39. Ging Theorem
real mistake is the fear of making mistakes.
author: US management expert h? Ging.
Comments: not afraid of the wrong people,
Do not laugh , it is reality, Oh !, wrong as far away from him often.
40. Cabernet Theorem
to give up the key to innovation.
author: former general manager of American Telephone and Telegraph Company Cabernet.
Comments: In the not learn to give up before you will be hard to know what is to strive for.
41. Kipling advice
the success or failure treated equally.
author: British writer, Nobel Prize winner in literature Kipling.
Comments: If you do not understand what failed, then the understanding of success is one-sided.
42.
Schwartz thesis all the
author: American Management Psychologists d? grams Edwards.
Comment: If the bad in the good, the end will be better and better.
43. Tinker Law
if you were in second place, you always want to try to fight for first.
author: British management expert Harold? Tinker.
Comments: To To move, to be looking upward.
44. Runyon's law does not necessarily fast
race win, lose fight, not necessarily weak.
author: Austrian economist r? h? Runyon.
Comments: No equipment,
スニーカー エアマックス, do not touch the weak strong, surprisingly, can win the weak strong.
45. Smith principle
If you can not beat them, you go to join them.
author: former chairman of GM r? Smith.
Comments: competition makes the most improved, and cooperation to get the most people.
46. Al-Bader Theorem
a business success, thanks to the requirements of the customers know to what extent.
author: Hungary, Total Quality Management Consultant International Limited Polgar? Wei Leishi? Al-Bader.
Comments: see the needs of others, you are half the battle; to meet the needs of others, you all success.
47.
ice cream ice cream philosophy must start from the winter, because winter fewer customers will force you to reduce costs and improve services. If you can survive adversity in the winter, it will never be afraid of summer competition.
author: Taiwan well-known entrepreneur Wang Yung-ching .
Comments: Stress good, good times better.
48. Britt Theorem
goods do not advertise, just like the girl in the dark Song Qiubo delivery to the young man, softly this situation only she knows.
author: British advertising expert s? Britt.
Comments: To, by extension, the first widely advertised.
49. Burnett Theorem
only occupation of the mind, will occupy the market.
author: American advertising experts Leo? Burnett.
50. Latour Law
a good name might not help poor product sales, but a bad name then make a good product unmarketable.
author: Norman French German subsidiary company responsible for Susan? Latour.
Comments: name of art is the art of success.
51. Hess's law
advertising more than 12 characters, the reader's memory to be reduced by 50%.
author: Australian ad house h? Hess.
Comments: forget the equal abandon.
52. Mary Law
if not broken, do not go to fix it, so self-defeating.
author: American entrepreneur Mary? Kay? Ash.
Comments: get clever reason as clumsy, often because no coincidence can already get.
53.
Frisch Theorem staff is not satisfied, there is no satisfied customers.
author: Munich, Germany, business consultants Frisch.
Comments: coordination and external relations, coordination of internal relations from the start.
54. Nurturing Effects
zoologists will grow up in some animals the food given to procure the behavior of their parents as nurturing.
Comment: the benefits to others who also often benefit the most.
55. Shicui Chavez Theorem
for the benefit and if you help others to not help others.
author: American social psychologist g? Shicui Chavez.
Comments: motives, behavior distortion.
56. Aodi Si law
in every negotiation, you should be prepared to make concessions to each other.
author: US negotiators j? s? Ao Disi.
Comments: fight, less than ten feet; so, more than inch.
57.
effect of a person at home or at home, their most familiar environment, and conversation was most confident and calm.
Comments: No power bottom, self-confidence is always pale.
58. Nirenberg principle
a complete and successful negotiations, each party should be the winner.
author: American scientist Nirenberg talks.
Comments: always wanted to own the upper hand, necessarily irreconcilable.
59.
than the forest law of half the trouble in life is due to too fast to say
author: American humorist than the forest.
Comments: (1) does not veto, voice can easily be denied. (2) do not you should not give concessions, but others give you more easily.
60. Brooklyn Law
Nader get along with people good or bad depends largely on what way we deal with people.
author: US relationships scientist h? h? Franklin Leonard.
Comments: submitted in a proper way, to lay the dealings; to no go, there are often difficult to travel.
61. taboo effect
or personal reasons because of customs, etc., for certain words or actions scruples, Sekihisa become taboo.
Comments: I know people do not like something, than to know what people like is more important.
62. Friedman's law
When a person needs to meet the needs of another person, they will tend to like each other.
author: American psychologists n? w? Friedman.
Comments: There are benefits and interests complement each other, and needs will need to meet each other.
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