1 furthest distance in the world is that the two of us to go out, you buy Apple's fourth generation, I buy four bags of apples
2 face Sinopec, CNPC, CNOOC also raise prices temporarily in the waste oil it clear that follow-up. In this regard, the masses have praised: This is really responsible, conscientious of the central enterprises thing.
3 world is so chaotic, purely to see who installed
4 to their English name, called the pressure on Alexander.
5 I used a sack of money for college, a sack for the book; graduated, with these books for cash,
monster beats, but can not afford a sack!
6 We are from Jingdezhen, where the rich cups and cutlery, is sensitive to the most famous porcelain. We also divided kiln and kilns, kiln designed a sensitive porcelain kilns to make the cups.
7 had neuropathy since the whole spirit of the people more
8 landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed?
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
9 up site I have a habit of ** the name of the time I fill up Sina Sina,
Beats Headphones, I called up Yahoo Zhangya Hu,
Monster Beats Headphones, up I'll write a Baidu Baidu, Google I have to change up songs Zhang Gu. Today received a phone call, ask: Miss Zhang Jianshe it? I know, China Construction Bank to sell my personal information was ... ... ..
10 I told a friend that day Tiananmen molting President, like the, Ah actually asked who replaced the.
11 travel is tired of living from their own place to go where other people tired of living.
12 Jackie Chan starring in the TV series live more than thirty years. . . . . . .
13 sons to learn well, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked at with sad father said: Why did you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because of you!
14 KB of the world's most hijacked you do not KB, but the Philippines pol.ice to save you. . . . . .
15 children, people stupid is final.
16 last night, there is a phone connected to the wifi notice is to update the system. Update on the wifi was not finished.
asked HTC customer service that my HTC G7 this version is sold in Tanzania. Where no wifi.
17 You are my moldy ghost, you are my flower,
Monster Headphones, you are my sorrow who is my lead melon ....
18 zang road big traffic jam in Beijing,
monster pro headphones, is the world's only able to see the big traffic jams in space.
19 pocket hides 2 dollars, heart 500W
20 Let the Chinese nation is a wise, such as traffic congestion in order to solve the problem of peak shifting to the invention of the method to work. Another example is to solve the problem of high prices to buy a house peak load shifting method of the invention, specifically, is this: Some people buy this life, some people buy my next life
21 and the boyfriend I never posed to prepare anytime, anywhere betray. . .
22 years are what, and that rogue sense at all.
23 formulas Guangzhou Railway Station to survive: eat, drink, do not say,
Dre Beats Headphones, do not ask, do not answer, stop, ignore, whatever. Has been out of the Square to the station as the center, all within 1000 meters or Dairen strangers are thieves.
Every time I see a handsome guy
24 total feeling a little guilty, wondering how could the old heart a little connection with them. . .
25 / highly educated people who can not find work is the least of this society / security / fixed factors, see the sentence, I seem to understand the Sun a few decades ago, Mao and many other gentlemen, was the same as Employment problems can be hard to find jobs in the
26 in the supermarket, saw a tied him up with the crabs from 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan freezer cabinets to climb, I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM!
27 brother lived on the second floor, a stick of time before hanging clothes on the balcony, a junior high school students to wear school uniforms look like boys playing downstairs carrying a bag before, while walking sing: I love the people, not my wife, her following belong to another person ... every inch a loud voice in the slightly dreary! She must have followed the last part is true ** ...
28 A -
29 / The reason why many Chinese people do not like to see new / news / network, because there jealous of the Chinese people happy, happy.
30 can be on the news network extras are superb acting, the People's University sent did not let Hu total / books / / open the bedroom door, remember the three students encounter the San Queyi mahjong.
31. 【inflation to survive】 1, do not add lover; 2, in time to get rid of an affair; 3, to maintain the existing number of children; 4, less cooking at home, hooked out; 5, multiple phone calls less information ; 6, take someone else's car to go its own way; 7, eat their own bread to let others pay; 8, try to forward the information to others to save their own brainpower.
32. a workers carried the luggage to go on the road and was hit by a car head-on. Get off the viewing of the driver, migrant workers: What do you Laozhang Ren is the governor? The answer is not. Asked: What is your father Gang it? The answer is not. Ask: What is your Chongqing pol.ice it? The answer is not. Workers relieved, exhausted body strength to say the last words: You wait, I also did not miss your mischief!
33. the teacher standing on the podium, the earnestness of the students said: Do you remember that God Maguan second-generation, second generation rich, all are clouds, to amount to anything in the future, have to seriously study !
34. interview questions: 1 +1 =? Candidates A: 2 Examiner: no spirit of innovation, out! Candidates B: between 1 and 3 Examiner: there is no scientific concept of development, roll! Candidates C: You said a few in the tens of examiners: too much crab, get out! Candidates D: do not know, but uncertain, the examiner must ask above: Congratulations, you are hired to report tomorrow to the Bureau of Statistics.
35. According to sources, employees not only overwhelmed by Southern Weekend were iPhone4, also made a 20 kg sweet potato per person, the implication is: do not newspaper people call the shots, as home to sell sweet potatoes.
36. 牛逼 牛逼 China has a channel called CCTV10, there is a section called 牛逼 into science, the story of a 牛逼 牛逼 the story of a farmer, one day the farmer found himself inadvertently electric pen charged wall, then found that the ground is also charged last 牛逼 to find the house actually has charged the air, into the science on this study, the next two episodes, and eventually found: electric pen is broken ... ...
37. The so-called universities: the prison of, quality of hooligans, Kiss open, consumption of white-collar workers, dreams of class, skipping generalization of the bedroom cafes, professional make-up, tuition aristocratic, Baidu of paper, full of myopia oriented, cafeteria diet of, the dream of the job, the unemployment of graduates, the employment of migrant workers
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