. . (Laughs die you lucky)
1:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who save.
2:
landlord: I took my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all,
air force 1 low shoes, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
4:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off,
cheap air force ones, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ...
Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm,
air force one low! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ,
air force ones! !
10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same root, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah? Strong storm
Re: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name,
air force one, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.
21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of both the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix,
air force one shoes, appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty curse of the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
38:
Forum landlord: I bought a new estate, how much say it scared you - I used to drive a full perimeter two and a half hours! ! !
Forum sofa: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~
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