Absolutely hilarious {apt} pumping in the past

1 day, in a team of long-haul aeroplane, the captain went to his repose time looking for a flight attendants buffet back, and the flight attendants merely want to see her magazine.
Captain said: We play a game.
flight attendants to scandal the nose.
captain said:; This game is so fun, I ask you a question, you will not Yes, you give me $ 5, and then you ask me a answer, I will not answer, I'll give you $ 5.;
flight attendants and shame of the nose
; captain felt quite disappointed, and then boost the chip; so be it, you ambition not response, you give me $ 5,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, I will not response, I'll give you $ 100.
; flight attendants put journals, staring at the captain saw five seconds, then said; you ask it
captain said; 747 cruise speed is the number?;
flight assistants thought as a moment, took out $ 5 apt the captain and then captain arrogant to say; to you to query the flight assistants asked
;; 3 two eyes, nose, 6, 9 there is tail thigh is?;
captain thought for a long time, excavate $ 100 to the flight attendants, flight attendants very calmly took it. machine long felt very convinced, on questioning Road; answer in the end? ;
Flight attendant and took out $ 5 to the captain, read her magazine.
2. On the premier day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: 1 =? =? = gangster; Xiao Ming went to ask my sister,GHD Hair NZ, my sister is singing the citizen anthem: it do not want to be slaves! Xiaoming know 1 +1 = up do not want to be slaves; Xiao Ming went to ask my sister, my sister is singing songs: rabbit obediently opened the door to open! Xiaoming understand 1 +1 = rabbit obediently opened the door to open.
The next day, the preceptor asked: you? Xiao-Ming Guan teacher right out the door, beat aboard the gate side edge Xiaoming sings: rabbit obediently opened the door to open. Teacher fainted,GHD Straighteners NZ!
3. over the walls to be chancellor of a student caught, the headmaster asked: how do you rotate the walls quondam? off! A tiny chap heaved their hands, said:; teacher, I want A feces.
teachers listened to educate students and said: You can use the other a more socialized way to say ah.
The student thought again and said: Teacher, my ass sick.
5. A: yo, this is not Amy do?
B: yo,GHD, is the speak of the town, engaged recently what what?
A: Hey, do nothing, the next to play chess, you watched the old Father, and he always right?
B: Trust your blessing, merely too difficult direction to go.
A: Your father also liked to play chess.
B: ah?
A: from time, before I am old and your father playing chess.
B: (murmur) I do not know how?
A: Once the two of us melodrama chess, I left a disability, your father left an elephant. . .
B: That is no a paint it?
A: Yes, ah, according to me is a draw, you can quit your father, then the next not have to?
B: ah? ? Under namely how ah?
A: Oh, your dad have one fancy.
B: What idea?
A: Your father said,
A: And then your father's like to cross the river,GHD Red Styler Straighteners, and I have to cross the river cab, and took him as your father like me,GHD Kiss Styler Straighteners, I took my Shishi your father. . . I like your father again, who I would your father, your father like me, who I am your father, your father like me I am your father, your father like me I am your father, your father Dad like me I am your father, your father like me I am your father, your father like me I am your father, your father like me I am your father. . . . . . . . .
B: Get out of here! !
6. avenue parked BMW, is unlawful parking. Police came, stickers children, copied list. Man child out from the mall: You have to truly beef b, stickers say naught of children, you cry directly to the trailer towed away! In addition to stickers to horrify our children what you will! Bovine b you away! You're livestock, you away ah! By either of you Daner! his automobile towed away!