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69066 2010 年 06 月 23 日 01:59 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1 a student, junior, to go to each other and went to the night market to buy a Daikin chain, 15, feces feces yellow yellow, tied around her neck.
students asked stalls in mm: the total will not fade, right?
stalls mm boss said: definitely not out!
students asked: how do fade it?
stalls mm promise that: x I fade your uncle! The next day the students went
blind date,
la gear police, the agreed time, the other appearance, look, surprise! Actually it was yesterday that the stalls mm.
my classmates are very embarrassed, sweat down, more tragic is that this time, gold chains fade out. . .
2 with a brother last year, when the bet what forgotten, but the loser to go to KFC to buy pancake fruit (Shandong snacks oh). Unfortunately, I lost, so muster the extreme courage, simmering face, went to a MM in front of PL attendant: I want to collapse the time, see what to write down that MM, curiosity, and 10 seconds later after the woman looked up: Today my brother go home, because just to do surgery, recovery is not particularly good, so want to buy a sleeper ticket. But the row for a long time it was my turn sleeper tickets are sold out, it is helpless to walk out.
this time to see the door there is a policeman,
la lights, I would like it to say whether the police tickets 郭德纲 traffickers where the scripts, and instead want to joke about. Walked up to the police, said: trouble ticket dealers that you know is? I want to buy a sleeper.
when Ray came in, the police uncle looked at me for a full minute, I was afraid he caught me, he came to one: I am ... ...
that I was ... ...
... ...
is ... ...
turned out to be Infernal Affairs ~
4 brother is a chef is the boss, one day a woman came over and asked him: the boss, you need to do boss? -_-
5 I just check the word turf, the first meaning is the grass, and the second means mud, and the third means horse. No way out!
6 I raises a very cute little dog, last winter, when his wife hit a dog sweater, small dog sweaters to lay out to put on, I can see a very proud dog like , then left a lot of wool, thrown Unfortunately, my wife and I decided to give the sweater to play God, since I do wear the same clothes and the dog went out, people are not killing me? Wife do not care, but by only one other sleeve sweater, the wool did not, go to yarn store to buy it, so unfortunately, people have moved
, and go to other shops can not find the kind of yarn how I That highly intelligent wife, ah, even the claws extended to the poor dog, the families would wear the sweater to the expense of a few days down, apart, with hot water burns ..... I finally put I personally fought for her sweaters, from when I wear this sweater, the dog can feel very Youyuan my innocent eyes ....
7 primary school, teacher education, we must be returning lost money spirit.
a few days, there is a child picked up a dime, to the teacher.
teacher was very pleased, on the corner of the class made a names are posted up. who picked up something to the teacher, whose name below to paste a small red flower.
move introduced the children to scramble, and today you are a little rubber, a small umbrella tomorrow I .
Gradually, we have the names of the following red flower after another, and to I did not.
I wonder, why some people can stick ten scattered several small red,
la gear sale, I walk down every day, I do not pick up anything?
Later, a mysterious boy told me, in fact, that the fan is his grandmother, the earrings ... I understood why his mother was not thought too much
, went to get the little red So much that I took the green eyes.
you know, a group of children, we have the so-called a little something to the teacher (too expensive and too large false).
teacher took my not much, not empty like children (girls)
they are playing br> The waves pushed before, before the waves die on the beach.
9 day bus, ticket money to a 5. . Our little place, buses are private contractors, and conductor who are generally contracted relative
car on the train and found that selling tickets before and I was a junior high school, junior high school then mix in the community However, very arrogant, he and I played several planes, relations are very bad.
not seen for many years, and I do not want to revisit the issues, there is no reason he pulled out sheets 20 of the tickets. .
find the money when he gave me the phone, so give me 18 5. . . And then she gave me three 10's. . . Thunder, I have not hand money back, he gave me sheets of 50. . Like to see is to 20 yuan goes on when the 100 was
I do not like taking advantage of people, but because the relationship is not good, nor talk to her. . Has been stretched out my hand,
la gear mens shoes, eyes looking at him
not back him to take my hand, looking first at the money, then looked at me. . Said something very bad attitude: how? Not ah?
I did not care for him, still holding the money. . He suddenly angry, and a slap my hand, wiped out the money, and simply said: do not take quickly roll,,
I silently picked up the money. . Out of the car I drive taxi
10, the letter came today in a large Shiqi trendy MM, said that a good 40 car before the start, when the car went to half, MM somber ordered me: off! fast,
la gear on sale! Back when the big letters stopped, MM open end of the car bag of money, and then took out a bunch of keys, one jumped out: Packaging did not split)
11 just on the college, to show that they are very personal one, give dormitory name more than 20 families ... ...
12 units of a colleague, the Mongols, are often the soul of the god of travel days outside of class people. Year home on leave, vacation does not come back for several days, leading to the call, the phone Ah, said: leadership, I was riding Hulunbeier find my house on the prairie it, my family are nomads, and now do not know where to move the.
13 universities, we have had time to eat rice competition.
in the cafeteria, we have four men, two pairs, a total of 27 bowls of rice to eat. The kind of small bowl. That is two white
eat. To walk very carefully, for fear heavy foot rice flowed from his mouth. But fortunately I did not lose.
lose that bet is a pair of people in the cafeteria to feed each other a week.
We sat at a table every day and they supervised. They look fierce and complex, filled with righteous indignation was palpable. However,
la gears, from food to feed each other but is that wood customs million.
canteens should be very grateful to our charge is. In that week, some of the students eat elsewhere are attracted into a meal here. That is quite the sea of people ah.
14 high school, and once with some friends at home watching the action Ai love film.
Suddenly, I stood up from the sofa, shouting: the footsteps)
Then I said,
this time we have made a response. Friends to lie down on the sofa holding a pillow Zhuangshui
a friend b immediately ran to my room took out my textbook ... ...
rush off the TV special and then my dad door watching us to understand three
home Kan Maopian hide, right?
... ... ... ... and then I slipped into a dingy room
shock coming!
a few seconds this time! The friend ran into the room, the first English textbook has been copied flamboyant of the two words!
15 ...
dinner on the table today the quotation ...
Mom: Son ... a girlfriend yet?
me: no ...
mother: as the man to a woman to specific ...
me cry ... I really do not bother ...
Dad: okay ... wives is to keep the exchange can be found good woman ...
Mom: Do not set a bad example my son ...
Dad: your son? That my son do?
mother: how do I know? Go find your own sweat ...
...
my mother said to me: be careful because of who you are ... do not soak half back ...
Dad: okay ... must not let outsiders fields ...
I'm impress ...
16 and her husband outside KF, and together they see loud SY. . . We also intend to start two ignored. . Later, she shouted the more vigorously. . To. . Emotional impact of watching television. . Zeixiao husband looked at me ask: how to do. So, I took a deep breath. Shouted the sentence aloud. .
ah ~~~~~~~ Dad, You're brilliant ~ ~ ~ ah ~ ~
upstairs fell silent. .
husband Ray down. .
17 found a mother I'm back home, in the bath it, hastened to open the toilet door and speak to her, suddenly, after the curtain came my dad muffled voice: and a group of women go out to play, in which a woman motion sickness, vomiting all the way, hair disheveled, messy wind, ten faint haggard.
finally to the destination, opening the car that my sister asked: QJ as not been before?
crowd nodded in
wanted to talk about that crazy sister and Youde Q: QJ had a few people like to be?
all :......
19 Zhu brother did a day saying I am sorry that we do, we sit back and wait in the bedroom. Soon, Zhu brother from across the room threw over, we'll be throwing himself on the bed, began a pyramid, Zhu brother started screaming, while you get up from him, he was still there ... I go up tic ... gave him a kick: do not play, we did not use the trial of strength.
Zhu brother jumped out with the remnants of breath words:
just looked across the bedroom hair p ... ...
20 university final exam, candidate number on the paper asked to fill in TMD I write
QQ number of
21 cups ah, yesterday to break QQ, GF, asked why
replied: remember you had sent a poem thing?
I want to be together with you,
longevity no absolute decline.
mountains have been worn,
rivers have dried up,
thunderstorms,
snow in summer,
of Heaven,
and the king is never dare!
I said, of course, remember that you broke up with me
GF: because now these things have happened, ah
22 called yesterday a one called child often see some sign that read his name, then know that the word is
23 friends, one to do yoga, one to go, late, there can be only one entrance is blocked lying position, then began to exercise, after the end of a class, call Lara the whole flat, the teacher uses ethereal voice to guide you to relax. . Then relax. . . .
so my friend woke up, yoga room she was the only person. . . . .
how to sleep then die. . . Other people are all a step from her past. . . . .
24 My friend went to Thailand on business, want to touch Aventure. Let alone met a really nice MM! The day went to KF. After passionately kissing. Clothes off. Both of them hard. . .
25 interview with Sister Lotus, the Southern Metropolis Daily says: I can accept.
26 words of the junior high school that would just spread our booth, and sometimes I look at children's shoes to go self-study accounts for two-machine booth, I wonder not, and then I call him a 110, a call 119 ... and then the two microphone reverse, a short while condemning ... I came on that cold ah >J women and women sharing the joke. eat the weak weak when I say . . . . Both of us make do with this too good. . . . . Me. . . I already have a boyfriend. . . , fast routed them, a man angry, snatched the book, going out... was a first shift came in and rushed to Yigun leave security turned over.... My poor neighbor today dizziness
29, when it was my school, in order to earn more pocket money, I work in M for almost a year. the thrust of my student days and now feel energetic ah! long saying that I am the group is responsible for teacher before class shouted , Shua to all students stand at attention, and I was loudly shouted ) I'm going to go back and see him leave November, you going? has ten seconds she stunned: He is my husband ...
No wonder the previous crop
31 old looking for my driving test recently, 6, after Block 5, stack borne. the edge of the rear seat belt plugs girl to Ge, and shouted, : things.
my heart Anshuang, does what I want for a long time NDSL?
Today, parcel, and I happily put in the classroom, Wang Zhuoshang also deliberately throw it very indifferently, and said: Oh ~ ~ gave ~ ~ I send a gift that he can not really get ~ ~ ...
a pink 。。。。。。
。。。。。。。。 pad breast bra
small red dog tag emotional teacher sweater
discount {adviser} {elbow} bags
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