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? beasts have sharp eyes
? he can fart into the chrysanthemum white pants children's children collapsed
? their families do not go picking thing to lose
? your major points Sound not Pay!
? crosstalk good! Criticized the ugly, Huo Xiang Zheng Qi.
? old man left behind a total of more than a thousand traditional dialogue segment, through our constant efforts to cast it all these years, and now, more than four segments of the left. Not to say there are three hundred segments, as well as 100 and building a harmonious society in conflict.
? our neighborhood had a child, will be seven or eight foreign national language, what in English, Japanese, Korean, language of Yugoslavia, the North Slavic, West Bluff language ... ... Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion against the squalling that he can not repeating!
? the house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain at times too great, the whole family to go on the street, rain the.
? You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
? everyone is willing to listen, ah, is willing to listen to, ah, ah,
air force one low, or is willing to listen, I will not be forced.
? this man robbed a bank to drive children to the North Third Ring Road on. Half past five p.m.! When the police to block the road to positive Cishi.
? you look great when I was shameless charm.
? ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week.
? Guo Degang: Royal Brother, I hope that world peace and the common people who live and work, peace and prosperity, not war, okay, ah?
God thought, this difficult child, we tell the truth, ah, I'm not that big capacity, really, really, brothers and I did not split your face, ah, I do not tell you anything else, you change the same line up ? We'll take about anything else.
I touched him with a piece of someone else's photo, Royal Brother, you look at this, this is my fellow, his name is Yu Qian, a long, quite cold mixed, and did not make the object, you give him more beautiful something right.
God: (thought) or that world peace thing to talk about it (tear the photo)
Guo Degang: hey, how do you tear the photo, ah? Go you do not agree do not agree, why tear, I still have evil too!
? home, money, open a door Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany, Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your traffic police shouting:
? grenade is expensive, if a dollar six, I will throw you a hundred dollars, the law if the matter, I had killed you!
? This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ...
? okay! This is the same plane with the big hair, but also with a shake of glass! ...... Grow in hair, not to report ...... Tianjin Charade no big hair, and all shift the United States went to the U.S. to go ...... half a year added more than 40,000 oil return.
? Guo: how to do ah? I'm too rich. Do not know how to spend. Hey? ! Yu Qian, or I pack you!
in: bag me? !
Guo: ah ... not money ... we have to choose one then looks Son!
? birthday old: the Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ a little something.
Jade Emperor: how the birthday?
birthday old: Do you have a hammer and nails? by me to make. my deer fence to bite the bad.
Jade: birthday, let me how to say you, that does not matter if you ride a deer, you have to feed Yeah! ~
? cold weather, you sent the coat, the post office say it is too weight, I'll put down the fastener hinge pocket.
??? the text along, take what?
?? I can not tell you that I took the boiled eggs.
?? for me.
?? do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few.
?? I guess you give me one.
?? ... ... you have to guess I gave you these two
?? ... ... ... ... like a long time, five, right?
??? is a denture
?? quickly throw it.
?? do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
?? how it?
?? bolt on the small sticks and when the itch scratch children.
? Huangcun,
nike air force one high, 5 yuan fare, please check. You said it was more interesting. There was shouting crew stations, fast large seat on the faster children, children with large blocks. Ensure you have a great seat!
? so and so was born, his father became ill and was returning home, his mother the most is not easy. Here children are her husband, children here are children,
nike air force one low, had pipe. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, child feeding the other side of medicine, feeding feeding, feed the drug. Hey medicine, fed breast-feeding. His father especially strong, the child eating you out. .
? compliance Zhao Zhao sad, strong beam singing every night, selfish riding mules, and just a fair go hungry. Blind repair bridges and roads, set fire to kill more children, I went to the Western Paradise asked the Buddha, Buddha said: I Mozhe!
? children finish at all not to walk, eat to go. Who is going to who will buy it. Listen to crosstalk twenty, sixteen thousand booing. then laugh plus the money. > Guo Degang: He ate lotus root, sets Yaner in it!
? , recently something wrong, speed a bit slow. start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal out ... ... His looks do this? Kao Baishu seen it, just baked good, too hot in his hand, and accidentally did not hold, off the ground, and over there, came a child, wearing nail shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato the. . His face just like that it would like this piece of sweet potato. (Holding main: He looks to become a story)
? You're three cliche?? But I like it.
? I want to commit suicide, intended to jump, this jump I have a research, 2nd Floor, 20th floor, with not the same as the 2nd floor is Lee Ching also wear a glasses?? If wearing a mask and then three-count.
? down two nurses, a beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, even coming from the beard, a slap in the wide-care center hair.
? Yu Qian's father?? King Father.
? Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels can go on tiptoe under Xiali go look shabby ah te, her photos posted on the door of evil, posted on the bed contraception.
? you seen a pattern with the Crayon triad has it?
?
? We all drove back to Beijing, and the teacher as he was higher than ours, we drove him, look down on us from a pedal bike back.
? old man the past few days sweating armpits is a smell that smell of cumin.
? After you finish playing monk.
? Guo Degang: Lay Lodge invited to curse your father essays.
Yu Qian: Yes.
Guo Degang: Most people invited to come? Lodge came, Gongdelin's have come, have come from the Shihlin, McDonald's has come, Quanjude came.
? Guo Degang: look at your father so, my heart is not the taste. I played a little with the old man, grew up in front, and looked at me growing up. Now he was sick like this, I was able to taste What is.
Yu Qian: is.
Guo Degang: Oh ... ... (pointing) Father, you ... you have today.
72 difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
73 girls turned around, Long Lelong four stalk their hair.
75 walked, hey, a question mark before the edges of a child, Liu Bei, a jump, go, another one, a question mark children, touch, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand, the ... ...
my appetite You know, and I do not eat duck,
air force one shoes, so I ate the four could not eat, I say: can not eat, and even later to go home eat it.
77 My goodness, so exciting. My heart would turn out.
81 original will, speak, I thought I was blind then.
82 Guo Degang:
83 rogue taking advantage of the moonlight, a few disgraceful, Qing Li, cousin to the insult, and the moon came out, turned himself in to a few rogue.
84 people doing something good spirits always want to know do some bad things always make ghosts do not know that we are too embarrassed to ghost
85 I like the flute, I told my wife when I die, the flute and I buried a piece, I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the erhu, and recently I liked the bells ..... my wife said: countries hardly managed to dig out Do not bury the
86 Guo Degang: I'm going to steal two of us to Terra Cotta Warriors, Yu Qian, and his father to paste put it on the mud, then washed terracotta warriors and horses on the Eight Honors and Eight Shames written to get round to sell Pan
87 on a rice cake to eat bread roll, the international food Chaogan biggest names in the morning, lunch Luzhu fire in the evening stew fermentation sub
Yu Qian: This international big names are enough to smell of urine gas
88 tear their clothes , a slap in the wide-care center hair, this pattern with two children octopus.
89 Guo Degang: Mummy, there were several? ........ Hey, Yu Qian, you idle it, and I wrap you in that white cloth lying on how to
Yu Qian: accomplished. You forget, me and my dad go again in the Terra Cotta Warriors that stand
郭德纲 :.................. you like this comic drama, how are you?
90: King: This is a tribute to the monster fan to help it?
91: Guo: of a meter II. 92: This week adults ah, the small time when the three-year-old child playing in the backyard, suddenly stepped on by the clouds of heaven coming to play a god, down to him children, he wondered : ? ah! this time something else, there is something else. rain in a 3 days 4 days a
97: My friend said that he printed for me ***, I gave him 50 ~ ~ He gave me a quick ***, I doubt that he lied to me
99: chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that Grandpa gave you a smile.
101: old father lying in bed, you are a dutiful son, ah, the old father looked like, rub your bed for Ben, and saw the old man right now, where trace gas, there is nothing to said, but could not, to my pen and paper used, slightly unsteadily in the paper to write a few words, I went to shoot a nude scene, my beautiful fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: nude is nude of the children with more than 20 guys who played in the river, floating corpses, kill me the.
the next day told me that there was a kissing scene is missing me is not enough, Nazan to go to another Pidianpidian, and come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the hippo, Hippo's mouth are a good lot of my head into a bag.
later told me that I have a bed scene of beauty fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: the bedroom scene is bed, I have a passion in bed Dan Mianhua. fast weighs me.
103: I just remember that there is such a child, our family moved, where do you think? ...... Come back quickly, we are waiting for you!
105: his sword was cold, his knife is cold, his heart was cold, his blood was cold on the frozen ... this grandson!
107: Dad, my tears down, Father seventy, and his son did not come home so many days, the old man needs, you can not wait, this time it was home to eat hot pot, look at your dad this hot pot, duck pot twenty plate of meat, more than forty kinds of dishes,
I go, Father, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian you know,
Yu Qian? Who,
Yu Qian ah, your son, he died a,
what?! Yu Qian ~ ~ my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you put the shrimp, hand me my 13-year-old killed his father, 15-year-old mother into the river to the age of 17 are full of self-destruction! She looked less than 5 minutes, tears down children??
116: buy a PHS phone, Kill, first hit a squalling, and in playing an apology.
buying looking to buy a genuine, buy a pirated, fast forward to see one, fast forward to see one.
buy a washing machine washing machine cylinder, a cylinder mounted meters, a cylinder mounting surface.
118: How are you? - How are you?
How old are you? - How old are you?
119: old man, please point your civilization Ah!
120: - I have good news and bad news, you first listen to what?
- What is the bad news?
- we lost, it is estimated to live after the cow was eating a
- that good news?
- plenty of cow dung!
- WHACK! ! !
121: If I were a star in the sky, you're the sun; if I insulin, you're high blood sugar; I Xi Yang Yang, are you Wolf; I was ; I Guangyuan orange, you are Sanlu milk powder; I Edison Chen ... ... ... ...
122: Yu Qian is also home these days there is some thing. (Bow) to their home ah ~ ~ Father, away! Hey, Why not to a few days ago, December 30, 2006, hanged in the United States ~ ~ ~
Yu Qian: 123: the tailor did not want to cook is not a good soldier!
124: Guo Degang: You pressure (Ah) force big?
Yu Qian: You curse is how was it?
Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai, how will people understand this, then it?
125: Guo Degang: I envy you!
Yu Qian: envy what ah?
Guo Degang: so young to know me now? !
127: I entered the room, drink! Look at this old lady Hefatongyan, spirit! It is sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding that the His stomach this teacher a bad water. One day, teach children, said: boy, the family home to see people say nothing else just like him to say The child learned. A home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah, ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. his dad said: I know the truth! his father to put a child said nothing out of the hands of two hundred and told children: Never talk to your mother ah! this child thinking that this would make his fortune ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of the post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying, said: good son, father hug!
129 A: Do you know why the Great Wall you
B: Qin Shi Huang had to resist the Huns ah
A: No
B: That is why
A: He is to commemorate those who repair Great Wall and the dead from the Great Wall of repair personnel
B: This does not have enough support to do
4: I am the air, ah, severely scolded him saying: I give you to get out. (Anxious mouth not agile)
5: You pay less than fifteen hundred a month, you even think about keeping young actress.
6. flashed before my eyes the image of many heroes, Simon Daguan Ren, Chen also love photography (Edison Chen)
7: Hello my name is Guo Degang, guess I'm What
8: Confucius said: cabbage are good for pigs to the arch of the
9: Go find a performing artist for us to show
10: Go we are all familiar, go horse Japan, like the field to go to go, commander, eh, eh, Hu friends .....
11: My father anxious, roll up their sleeves: his aging mother, and you fight the
13 : wife of prostate discomfort
14: I give you triad work as long as you give money, and smashed the glass people, throwing feces. However, one may add money to throw excrement, and you turned around and tried to grab and grip do not feel like shit (Yu Qian: You can be really dirty underworld)
15: I went into: after the monthly protection fees. (Yu Qian: People let you out quite a good enough)
16; me the wall, ah, face 20 years to, as long as all sides, a large rectangle.
17: I am a triad, and you pity me
18: I stopped that woman walking on the road for robbery, asked to know is laid-off workers, getting more and more pathetic, I finally give her five dollars
19: It is a difficult movement, flip back a half months three weeks and two days
20: Where to where to lie down and fall
21: In particular, I hope you give me help, you give me a love, I will still your one-night stand
22: I'm not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary there is no hard words. . . . . I do not have a dictionary. . . There is no word in my dictionary
23: She picked up the slipper to hit me, Oh, you had me as a Bush.
25: my grandfather's wine bubble ah well, I drink that drink uncle is dead, and later to a forensic autopsy report, said that wine and arsenic in the formula is the same.
26: Our family has a lot of antiques, my uncle's slippers, grandma's pickles, my grandfather's ashes
27: I bought a few enjoy a display of paintings, a beautiful landscape, Fuwa, the five Zhang set ....
28: I bought the handwritten characters Wang: One World One Dream.
29: I eat a piece, I deceived my stomach: you eat, you eat the ...
30: Do not think that there are bad tattoos, tattoo it there Yue Fei, Wen in the back with four characters: a visit
31: climb the tower game, set or two third prize, fifty thousand first prize, second prize seventy .....
32: I'm old and expensive watches, original 350,000, kick off 420. ...
33: I was sent to the north of the 400 points
13. I have a comic dialogue with China an agreement, I was responsible for comedy. They are responsible for taste.
14. ah, how do you come, I thought the props it
18. not allowed to say three of my custom, I used three popular curse.
21. undressed, which I know you're the nation
24. Ershen after rubbing my spine
31. who can not fight human nature ~
32. Can you tell what is an actress, what is a prostitute it? Can you tell what is the killer, what a doctor?
47. a man to rank or grade, meat, streaky three points.
53. I do not contribute to the social harm is a
56. I built a 70-meter chimney,
air force 1 shoes, did not give me money, I later learned that the drawings upside down, people want to play Well
59. Justice has not tired of fat
70. clawed swimsuit before seen butt, butt saw now clawed swimsuit
72. .. you are a donkey Him? ?
73. is a Seeing Eye bitch becomes digital, the
77. Yu Qian said: My father is not to say comic dialogue.
Guo Degang said: Your father is listening to the comic dialogue.
79. this tree that I planted, I drive this road is, to this pass, slipped out of pants to. After fierce fighting, the rogue officers are women, Pa light of the
81. Shitai, you're from the old monk, right
83. Noodles you will be able to pry open a lock, to give you a packet of instant noodles to the pry open the lock corridor
85. Thank God for my grandson 卤煮 fire which brought me ...... go ~~~~~``
87. blonde with eyes closed, eyes closed it
89 .-- to have friends from afar is not enough you have to se the ~
90. I have been to your clients
92. you are a professor ... ...
94. .. regards comfort is not it said that for several years consolation
97. a, and her boyfriend in a
104. Yu Qian's father, ranked 8, no I do not know something well-known in Beijing, known as Beijing in Beijing 8 8 Lord God of ... ... 8 Beijing (Beijing bar )
106. We two (referring to old Guo + Qian brother) plus WT Lan is thirty-eight Hong Qishou Rights
117. goods Babao tea, drink rice pudding, eat the rice pudding, lying Babaoshan
118 . there is a need to sing the old artists called Ma Lianliang Health Monroe
119. Yu Qian Qian's father in a small .....
120. I told the only difference is that Superman pants I wear, what to
122.HELLO! uncle. uncle. Karma ha ah. how to get the United States? Who knows ah that stuff, and asked the village head 7 ~
123. crowd of people can not.
you explain me this question,
shut up.
129. well a pen. shining scintillating cold dense VIP appalled.
! I was
137. Li Ching and Xu Deliang before in a school, the teacher asked what country Xude Liang, Xu Deliang A homeland is the mother, the teacher asked Li Jing, Li Jing said that the motherland is Xu Deliang his mother
138. a bottle of mineral water, drank a curse - a ########! It watered it!
140. all come to see you.
real da?
you really had to listen to
142. The door opens, down two small nurses, O `` `` thief pretty long, 1 meter in seven months, big eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou a wide satisfied ; small waist section,
nike air force 1 high, like with the flight attendants retired, you see! ! !
144. I am afraid of you, I have a team of people! ! ! ! You Zhu on the street, shaking your car, you Dengzhe holding my bike, go on, we Qinghe level thing to go! ! ! !
147. There is a female actor and director to bed, the second morning that actress hopping squalling: on the scene as well!
153. Will you be my girlfriend before the next one up?
154. I have to open 3 step, and so exciting
155. You can go only for a bare male 九号 ...
158. redeem my body armor can not impose a fist in the ceremony
159. crosstalk that bad the audience squalling, that a good peer squalling
160. You further shot immediately, take a step back is a medical treatment
161. Bush has a secretary, called Wang Fugui children
162. there is no garlic garlic noodles, like me, even if this garlic engraved cctv
163. Guo Yu Qian inverted urinal to see Gang: I sister in law is it?
Yu Qian: we were a division of labor, her control of urine, I pipe down.
164. happy almost broke my tooth!
165. how broke down the prison lock? Wotou
166. Yu Qian a tortoise named bean, mung bean Yu Qian see
167. Yu Qian bastard bite fingers, thrown in the street,
police: the discus throw.
home, neighbors: a hot hot day but also get bags ah.
taxi driver: Dude where you buy this purse?
168. chicken calls the morning the country people call the city at night chicken
171. you're two or three o'clock in the morning sun
173. I want to marriage, nothing is required to be fair and clear points .. ~ , one clear and bright, ah, ah those were widows 。。。。。。
180. Guo: March fireworks under the kiln state,
in: No, ah!
Guo: flowers in March under the kiln Yangzhou,
in: you can not do without this the
181. to see the symphony, his father stood up Him: No one saw this grandson .....
183. What a mess, hotel, b foot-long lobsters do not have to give me copies of Braised cake.
184. Gorky taught us: > 191. Road murmuring: You behave! We just sold themselves, not entertainer!
197. once Devon difficult to get a ticket agency, the audience in the discipline of votes under the guidance of traffickers have continued to queue up for tickets
198. monsters have Dalang top the
200. hermit in a small faint on the bed Well marriage ~ ~ ~
201. had an English name, the second Baldy
202. marry a wife and family has a wife and it not to save money Kazuya
203. I have trouble ###### scandal, I have trouble ###### scandal! blue line you see Muto Why?
205. 郭德纲: Who is my son?
mule driver's: oh oh oh
Guo Degang: Oh Yeah. U.S. dead ... .. I bring happiness to the people! who is my grandson?
mule driver's: oh oh oh
Guo Degang: Oh Yeah ... bring people happiness, at least I have a very happy it! who is bastard?
Guo Degang: led the whip came ... he has not kind of side
208. Teacher: Oh ~ ~ that students are too rare to recruit people, and I, I think Do you think me godfather. to, foster parent, sitting, inside,
209. good thief ah! I put down Weaponry, you spare me die! wow yeah yeah ~~~~`
210. Johnson & Johnson crown Yang (born Gillian, Edison raised)
211. not allowed to beautify themselves
212. Yu Qian feces to see something like the ground, hand poke a little, put his mouth tasted and said: Is this really the feces. All I said is true story
213. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ he stopped in!
214. impassioned, reminders human urine following
215. American goddess Well, this hand holding the torch, this hand holding the book, which is telling us that blackouts would like to learn.
216. I married my wife started her ; are my brothers and sisters
217. Well not that cut some flesh from the thigh down across the board more than 1 kg, eat good meat, you come to the old woman took his hands trembling, watched, too fat.
219. Fan daughter to rogue insult. stand up to a basket, said: scared me, I thought that grab the egg
220. to half a bottle of beer, we get drunk .. ..
226. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed, because there are two women behind me.
228. Simon Daguan Ren and lotus true love story ~ ~
233. robbers: old Guo in our hands, quick to take 10 million years, otherwise we threatened to kill
old Guo love: we whiz, ah, I'll tear over 15 million
236. so I have money also buy a child's clothes to lead.
237. He does not like to go out to play on the traditional reading room like the various versions of the Golden Lotus has
238. ..... dodge training run, tied sandbags, Shen every day, playing for three months from the Kunming Lake this before, do not have water ~~ winter, frozen on the ...
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