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Reprinted from 645489708 at 21:42 on August 8, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. QQ yesterday received a request for additional information about friends: \: \And then a: You receive this message, you it is.
3. I put a fart on the bus,
see around us have waved, face pain,
I waved.
next to the President turned round to me: you should not be installed.
4. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road,
belstaff online, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. His wife was sick to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless.
5. to a friend's house to play, friends happened to his wife in the feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat.
6. Two days ago my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said, \I received seeds received skin. . . . . Chou Chou said he
\always looked at him. Brother thought: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. Girl get off the station. Upon seeing his brother with it down immediately. Girl walked in front, looking back from time to time. Courage brother ran forward, not without humor approached and said: \do not rub. \After a student next door, asked, \, wanted to become a man a little, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably.
10. a buddy courage QQ, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food.
11. female students birthday, we discuss four of a zero-fat \Result, they did not send.
12. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help ... ... It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, allows you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
13. Morning to see a post in the cat pounced response -
floor: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say?
on the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed,
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fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
14.1955 per capita income in China is South Korea's 3.2 times, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years of \
15. nothing to look at the morning the company home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
16. students took a fancy to the north wind that blew a mother and daughter combination, the girl is really good,
belstaff coat, after a fierce ideological struggle, the students all the way north to the parking lot tracking them, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: \drove off.
17. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are his singing
18. the classroom teacher by name: \The following children shouted back: \
19. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!
20. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule Next, I began to admit even to hold.
21. a strong man of the original paste Mop:
husband and I have a quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted over his head for his fart smell good vent, mended too hard and pulled directly into a pile of feces on his face.
22. men travel on the outside, suddenly home, at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the little lion!
23. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, \
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
24. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (estimated dormitory in the morning because when the moment calls open red).
old took a break and he posted on the computer.
25. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching Mike. Jackson, mtv, the father was surprised to find standing in the rear, the look of thoughtful expression. \One night she was very upset, that is considerate to give her a ** down a bowl of noodles. She suddenly felt very warm, he said: \\retreat, the results were found, weighs. and saw that the boys shouting \br>
28. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: \\words of encouragement,
belstaff outlet! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong!
30. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, the wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, and her husband to had asked his wife: in the toilet doing? seems kinda vent? wife said: toilet brush! husband asks can ######## vent the toilet brush? wife said: do not know, anyway, are you with each toothbrush.
31. One time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle, write This was the murderer ... ...
32. the afternoon bus out of bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a
33. whim, take your own photos and then when the computer desktop ... My computer is a virus ...
34. high school with theory nonsense
\It's that the demise of Qing Dynasty, I can not be reconciled na, na I can not be reconciled \br> We spoof him a whole class to discuss, so the first thing he said when the school,
belstaff uk, we all laughed in unison.
day he came in, silent a moment that he dad died, I immediately
laugh, others silent.
36. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, save for a few days once, finally bought a bag of basil seeds, secretly,
belstaff leather, when the whole class knock, and melon seeds shell was placed on desk drawer.
afternoon in class when looking at melon shell and greedy, so the seeds are including shell and into his mouth again, feeling tasty Sure.
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, only a shell without meat, that is, the taste of food.. The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat I licked twice to eat the seeds shell ��������
37.2L photos yourself, right? really nice save me a large sum of money I do not eat it all year.
38. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a number of children ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight .... and then cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
39. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid ), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he would say, so I have money to find three girls. We held together by his taste for, and asked him, then what and saw that he was calm, playing mahjong ...
40. downstairs funeral team blowing \who encounter cattle subway, subway, and suddenly a man child's phone ringing, all the passengers, a: grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone.... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone. ... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to call the ���������� children saw that the man took out his cell phone long period of slow, answer: Hey, Dad, what ��������
42. One thing to remember
University University of final exam, candidate number on the paper
asked to fill out my QQ number written on the TMD of the
43. I particularly fierce class junior high school, before school every Friday lecture classes will have. Once, she love to the excitement Department, said the force of justice, \had his head buried deep. I remember one of the guys lying on the desk, biting his hand hard...
44. a male colleague has been entangled girlfriends, to develop relations with her. all day to find the cheek excuse to ask her phone number. girlfriends helpless, touched the pocket last week, the 5th anniversary of the elderly at home, went to the second cemetery, happened to buy a packet of tissues, above a crematorium phone. then included the numbers tell their male colleagues.
separated days a very confused man complained to everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? the other answer: What is sent prior to yesterday? been burned before yesterday, not today, into the furnace.
45. there are times friends will want to fill in personal information.
even silly very naive to anti-filled career and a zodiac.
It would not be a problem! but I animals are the chickens ah ...
46. to Xu Yang rural research, rural leaders have personally accompanied us to the ground end of the village. I'm going to be head and suddenly think convenient. mayor pointed to the front of the Mao Caopeng said: there is. I quickly ran towards the Maocao Peng, just open the straws, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. then shed sister cried: Brother, I hope that next move, we're two people squatting down ...
47. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: \\day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: \Look you, \prodding the fly, said: \a live, shaving a \Well good thick neck thick floating on the water chain Daikin ����������
49.2009 on July 22, I see a guy in the cat pounced, said: \During the day, the white damage I waited one night. \elegant twist to the hotel.
reports come back at night, today really was approached by numerous strike up a conversation topic content: We are together on the table has not come yet? Miss Shing points rice trouble. snowflakes to 2 bottles of beer! I ask where is the bathroom? Here is the wedding XX and XX do?
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