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138107 2005 年 11 月 17 日 12:31 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (8) Categories: funny
poor Village Edition
If I was the village representative, I will build a village, I asked the hospital, specialist nurses,
coach wallet, patient recruit undergraduate, invited expert surgeon. Hospital fees and charges low, a baby is no longer expensive; I tired of grain farmers in the village, not a doctor and then suffer. So I built up the village hospital, to see who would dare to say: the sound of an ambulance, a white pig raising; live in a hospital, to the traitorous bonds.
If I was the village representative, I requested I be the village build a school,
coach sunglasses, please, Dr. President, Dr. MA Director, recruited undergraduate teacher. Cheap school fees,
山寨版明星，能认出几位？ - Qzone日志,
coach sneakers, not your children to school; I tired of grain farmers in the village, fearing the burden of education costs. So I built up the village school to see who would dare say: a small bag for a back, fertilizer costs blew; children of a school, the house would sell blood.
If I was the village representative, I will require construction of a hotel I Village, please a cook, cooked delicacies, so Feast. Cheap hotel charges, the farmers will not eat you; I tired of grain farmers in the village, just want to eat a good sleep. So I built up the village hotel, to see who would dare to say: city meal, one year heart disturbed; married swinging back the wine, insomnia several places.
Fu Estate Edition
If I was the village representative, I will require the village to build a golf course I used imported turf,
coach bags, invite foreign coaches, to invite internationals to join. So I built up the village court, the city's people have already tired of the aesthetic, the World Cup did not your position; as a rural village to the I Team, Men never too smelly black whistle wimp.
If I was the village representative, I will require the village to build a theater I,
吹皱一池春水,干他...鸟事 - Qzone日志, An luxury seating, installed central air conditioning, put a large import. So I built up the village cinema, ZZ door of ######y posters, Lao Mouzai person to send posters,
coach handbags, ticket sales do not wear wigs Ge signatures, to the culture of the time did not dare laugh Men.
If I was the village representative, I will build a village, I asked the airport, select prime locations, flying international flights, flight attendants employed beautiful. So I built up the village airport, as long as I Village, where the fly where to fly, want to go to any country in which countries; as long as the village representatives,
coach shoes, want to scold scolded flight attendants flight attendants,
In the end you want, air marshals wanted to hit to hit air marshals.
If I was the village representative, I will require the construction of a hotel I village, the election of the most scenic locations, according to international five-star decoration, graduated from prestigious universities recruit attendants. So I built up the village hotel, next I re-open village village, killing did not go Guesthouse consumption; be exposed inevitably guilty heart, their own safe and affordable hotels.
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