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340926 2006 年 04 月 29 日 16:56 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
China the history of comedy version of the Ten Outstanding Young
1. braggadocio: the earliest recorded history of schizophrenia, like streaking in the sun. Kuangpao direction towards the sun, his claim to go in pursuit of light, morning, running east to find the afternoon sun in the west. So back and forth back and forth, and finally died of heat stroke.
2. Shennong: morose power stubborn practitioners, in order to pursue their own successful, full collection of miracle medicine, taking it every what my mouth, it is ultimately died of food poisoning .
3. Jingwei: do not listen to advice, unauthorized swimming in non-swimming area, the result of drowning. Overtaken by a Dainiao death, flying every day, continuing the history of China's first reclamation.
4. Total workers: fighting over beat. Huff, demolished the house. Results day tilting northwest to southeast dissatisfaction. Drift caused by the board fast and the Pacific Rim - the formation of the Himalayan seismic zone volcanoes, geology and geomorphology of the formation of modern Chinese have a significant impact.
5. Last Student: a high political consciousness of the intellectuals. Last comrades in love just met during the hundred years of flooding. Last comrade in order to protect state property - a bridge, at the jump into the river, blocking the flood with their own body. State property saved, the end is glorious comrade sacrificed. Last comrade's death was to the interests of the people died, and his death is weightier than Mount Tai.
6. often E: China's first moon mission to complete female astronauts. The face of camera lens, Chang expressed his comrades excited voice: \husband Hou Yi, he traveled the Jade Pool, I bought a brand calcium pills, calcium pills is brand Jade Pool designated NASA calcium pills, calcium pills to eat the Jade Pool card, Hello I am good, he also good. \
7. Liuxia Hui: anti-hero, the state cadres. Profiteers to pull in the corrosion of a national cadres resorted to the most despicable means - ######ual bribery. Prostitutes hire a gay massage for the Liuxia Hui, Liu severe tongue-lashing was. Liuxia Hui comrades, according to corrosion never become worthy of a good public servant for the people, was awarded the title of the most decent man, and presented a silk banner and a certificate, is the organization entrusted with the task. But the profiteers who are despicable rumor slander, said Liuxia Hui comrades suffering from severe ######ual dysfunction disorder.
8. Meng Jiang: Chinese history known terrorists. In order for the terrorist organizations and groups - her husband revenge. The use of human bombs destroyed the Chinese history known defense project - the Great Wall.
9. Mulan: Mulan's father and son to make his escape military service, by the impact of patriarchal ideology, so that military service Mulan gay impersonation. Mulan indomitable courage in the battle comrades, killed more than one enemy officer. By a general growth of rural women as a glorious war hero super woman,
coach handbags, by the glory of the party and state leaders met.
10. Bao Gong: Mayor of Kaifeng City Public Security Bureau and Directorate of Public Prosecutions and Kaifeng City Intermediate People's Court, Chinese Academy of Sciences. By the State Council authorized to do not report directly to Supreme Court approval of criminals sentenced to death, the spirit of honest and strict Comrade Bao, resist the principle of a more strict criminal defense deprived of all rights and the right to a large number of the worst criminals with a special The instruments of torture - guillotine guillotine off his head. Severe blow to the arrogance of a handful of criminals, the enemies will lose heart, to maintain the social stability.
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