Wonkette Iowa GOP Will Impeach Obama,
Windows 7, For Accepting Nobel Prize by Ken Layne There has only been one particular president in American Heritage who was plainly headed for impeachment and conviction and removal from workplace: Richard Nixon, the worst crook to ever slither within the White Household. Even 4 decades later — and after many of his loathsome henchmen went on to scheme and manipulate within another 4 Republican administrations — Nixon is both the very low standard America has set for Criminal Presidents and the only example, ever before, of presidents so guilty that they’ll actually resign rather than face justice. And that’s why (?) Republicans have, at any time since, spent all their time trying to make up some reason why a Democratic president should be impeached. For example, did you know Barack Obama must be impeached because, uh, the Iowa Republican Party wants to “change” the 13th Amendment.
Ha ha, you are probably thinking, “Oh jesus christ they want to make slavery legal again, and then impeach Obama for being a runaway slave?”
Not exactly,
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The Iowa GOP is not trying to overturn this amendment to reinstate slavery. Instead,
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And then,
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