1, for some that stay, call the bar at midnight: How much is the cheapest Miss? A: Miss, the Moujun let bare Yi Zuo, from dawn to go to bed and sleep. Miss puzzled asked: A very ugly woman, ghost met are run. Its designers made a poor pictures, advertisements read: hang the door first, evil; hanging bed,
christian louboutin shoes, contraception! Therefore, this award-winning designer, into a well-off class.
3, a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: farmer town to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise in the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, there did not sell plastic bags loaded jj?
5, a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say: Female softly said: Station on the right. A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: What kind of look at my B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B! !
7, hen of the Bulls grumble: drink milk, my wife, who I Jiaodie *** tube! to play cards, play cards thinking how blind it? So voyeur, a look see. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even blind women boast: anxious angry, exclaimed: female leaders heard Xiao Ma said: divorced. We ask the reason, car sad to say: ink. Assigned to the bureau, a new student, worship Lu Xun, then under glass in his desk a piece of Lu Xun's photo folder. The Secretary found, in all earnestness and said to him:
12, the country, a little boy pulling a cow sweat. Passing tourists curious to ask: Where do you want to pull cattle?
to the next village and cow breeding. Such things can not let your father do? Boy repeatedly shook his head: No, must Bulls Caixing!
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