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Reprinted from 383835644 at 15:10 on November 30, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Category: Personal Diary I'm so handsome, we have given a reason to live ah
I was born in an ordinary family, the parents healthy, grandparents, several aunts and uncles.
said, I was born, the northern sky , there clouds one, gradually moving from far to near,
gucci bikinis, after migrating to the roof of my house, turned into one word: handsome
see my father, the hoarse cry of a half, he did not believe I killed him children inherited chromosome, several rushed to my mother carrying a kitchen knife bed, waving that make me Zhancheng mess, nursing mothers lifeless, I was able to survive.
grandfather ten years of glaucoma, a meters away is hard to tell who is a dog, but when I appeared in his eyes when the elderly old man in tears, from stupid eyes, if he did not see the light, that people do not want to see, so no end of trouble.
later the mother to prove his innocence, and took his father to go to hospital for paternity testing, the doctor opened the quilt just one look and started to cry, wiping nose that go back, this is not your son, who is not, human beings are born not a handsome young children .....
a little practice nurses through, saw a strong take care of me, and immediately found a box of red ink pad, put down my fingerprints, and hair look good to drive child away, at me murmured: hair King and stay, if not married to you this life, long hair and not diminished, clear light Buddha, Intimates Inner .......
mother walked out quickly , trot, accidentally ran into a maternity waiting to have children next door to the old lady, old lady pulled the mother, the kind of said: Boy, what urgent Ah, so what's the Arab-Israeli things too hard? not bounced the child is ... .
not his mother, wrapped around the nerves, snatched away the quilts, the old lady saw me and immediately was like crazy to keep up with tears rushing, a butt squatting down to the ground, shaking his head scream: I 50 years earlier had ah !!!!!!!!!!
mother flash .....
I long to fifteen years old, not daring to go to school, is not never been to kindergarten when not dare to go on for a long time, and the whole park plus teacher Dean children are crazy, my face was swollen a little girl's parents became watermelon and aunts Kuangou children, not for anything else, because they and I born in a years period, police out in force to quell the riots be considered.
once I really Mende Huang, ran out of the house secretly at night, I was ready to see if the female animals and ran wild, who knows me out, in addition to a scream, not chasing the way, I carefully looked back and found out that they all collapsed on the beach ...
U.S. Defense Department official to the Hague International Tribunal for the prosecution of me that I am breaking The first family a happy family, the original president's wife when I was six sophistication to see the photos being photographed, even with Bush for a divorce, creating a national history of the United States president in the first case of divorce, after accepting the Hague Tribunal ,
gucci shoes, I issued a summons, I received a summons that they would appear in court, because this life is unbearable, but did not return to the court summons, because in my signature, so the later half of the road was the postman postman ..... sentenced to 122 years in prison.
Central Television talk shows focus groups to interview me, anti-camera fainted three times that of glass, is responsible for life and life to record that little girl had written in Chinese Italian plus Spanish.
broadcast time, as television stations carried the mosaic of my facial treatment, the next day to be smashed, signs posted everywhere, even affixed to the portrait of Chairman Mao on Tiananmen Square, the U.S. CNN television said, this is the The second phenomenon of the Cultural Revolution, George W. Bush took the opportunity to visit, delivered a speech in Tiananmen Square, the topic; me a poster! speech T2 agents in the United States under the protection of more than 5,000 people, but the trade-off, Air Force One attack, smashed a rotten ..... hope it earmarked for the United Nations, I built a hiding place, the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas, the message is extremely blockade, in the world except my family and the Secretary-General Kofi Annan, who is also do not know where I am.
I enjoyed the quiet, real quiet, very close to the blue sky from me, God is simply at your fingertips, my peaceful, but also the extreme boredom, I stood peak cry: I not handsome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
Suddenly, the sky came a quiet requiem Mi voice: No, you lie ... ...
God, you can not lie to me .......
I'm angry, very angry!!! asked God, why did you make me handsome !!!!
God that On came the voice of the soul: What did you say?
my body limp, sobbing loudly: Why am I handsome .......
After a while God was silent for a ...... God did speak: you humble ......
At that moment, I want to jump from the top ........
suddenly rushed down the mountain with a team of people to the mountains,
cheap gucci shoes, and then I, Annan was kidnapped, the mother of criminals, led by the grandmother was in China during the Qing Dynasty Ci Xi in the side when the maids of honor, sir, is the Board of Punishments Book, Arkenstone is the Torture Chamber Story, Annan, really it is a heroic man, has been used the ninth sentence, only to express my hiding place ....
I'm mad!!!
I stood on a stone cliff face, hysterical: You dare to come!!! I jump !!!!!
crowd stood still, the stunning silence ....
crowd began to stir, as many people possessed general, jumped from the cliff edge, more and more! Last only a few halo
down the left in the mountains, and the rest, all jumped off a cliff, I looked down, they used a piece of body give me paved pad, afraid that I stumble down .. ..
me alone ... I was sent women protection in previous Pentagon, a woman proud to see my side, since the events of the last Everest,
gucci sunglasses, the scientists found the original so powerful human potential because it times Everest incident, ten per cent of terminally ill people, ten percent of people with disabilities, as well as ten percent of the mentally handicapped .....
Many cancer patients (female) in order to see my face , has struggled for over ten years, also became a cancer star, some people with disabilities (female) since seeing me, they get rid of the accompanying crutches and wheelchairs for several decades, several also a few Crack meter world record times.
desperation, the outbreak of World War III, the male in order to maintain their dignity, the use of the atomic bombs ....
After the blast, I was the only one alive, because I was protection against the nuclear area, I came out of the earth barren, everywhere is war, after the desolation and ruin ....
a sudden, I found the ground there are biological !!!!
It was a cockroaches!!! strong vitality of cockroaches, beyond everyone's expectations, I won only cockroaches, old man in tears, it would only cockroaches shake, I looked around, the original in my feet, is a cockroach!!! all female!!!
while the coastline, all eyeing the public cockroaches!!!
Who would the Earth's World War IV, even in between cockroaches .. ...
Postscript: After I die I million years after the birth of mankind, they will restore my bones, and buried in the Arctic, on my tombstone over the year-round piece of floating clouds, changes to changes to only one word : Shuai .....
Party needs me handsome, I can not handsome?
Hill no edge, Heaven and, dare not handsome.
Shuai have alerted the Central Party, and even Chairman Mao is in recognition of my.
there are times I walk along the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: I, while playing also cursing I am.
second time I went to the street, and a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: hit me, called me too showed their modesty.
the third time I went to the street, and a group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me: guessed they would join hands carrying a handbag waving frantically to me, in which the most hard flat my flat is also the girl shouted Road, I constantly refresh a new world record, that is --- I am the most handsome in the world to maintain records.
cool-looking is not my fault, do you like I'll be your own problem.
handsome providence, cool, man-made.
day, the stars me out to play, suddenly, the woods sprang a tiger, the tiger does not chase people to chase Andy Lau, chase chase, Andy was gone, the tiger turned around and saw both handsome and I'm cool, then wrestled the tiger suddenly approached me and laughed: Yesterday saw me crazy stop, immediately announced plans to quit acting in September. ! Not for anything else, because I look really handsome ......
handsome too would like to disfigurement, so pretty and then not take to the streets ......
someone sent me a New Year increase couplet:
The Union: a mighty force to see the back brake fans
Second line: girls love turned to jump
scroll reads: Shuai Shuai ah ah
a girl I had seen I said: If the world only next minute, I will tell you 60 times you --- you so cool. blankly like Nan said: I really bored one day,
gucci sale, knocked to say one thing:
If the commander is a sin, then I have been heinous; If cool is a mistake, then I have same mistake again; if the wise should be punished, that I not to have been hacked in pieces?
as handsome, I wanted to commit suicide, but all the girls are begging me: the world how beautiful you are there. *** I was handsome.
a handsome man is not a sign that he himself is not willing to die heroically handsome, a handsome man that he is willing to sign for their handsome and humble to be alive, so now I'm strong for their handsome living .
Shuai was trawling speed.
I seek to describe a handsome amazing. I is: ... ... (the length is too long, deleted)
at the right time to meet the most handsome man, is a blessing; at the wrong time to meet the most handsome man, a beggar.
handsome man is not just the pain, the pain is also a woman ...... because I am lonely old life ...... MM ...... all are not good enough for me since that ... ...
person never said that he Shuai Shuai Shuai Shuai people to seize the time to look.
one morning waiting for the bus, it is undeniable, I was waiting for the bus's position is somewhat handsome, but ...... Just then, a beautiful young lady,
gucci watches, , handsome, handsome guy ...... I can ...... ...... by five dollars? her, already saw her lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, murmured .....After 3 minutes, 110,119,120 will be on-site blocked.
Finally, the Court ruling declared: years. So no justice of the, 555 ......
10 pm once, suddenly broke into the home to a group of foreigners, were wearing black suits and wearing black sunglasses, water, children in the hands of a B43, I began to think that it is a killer, to kill me to silence. But then, suddenly, led by a foreigner take the lead in knees, one refers to the two container trucks parked outside the window, very painful when he said: This title is out into the:
question: look out for a handsome
A: No made, and is now a
question: as a way out of the ugliest
A: It was not used, no matter how ugly the
for the party will not need me handsome, I can not handsome. catch up with America Chaoying an arduous task, I want the four modernizations for the motherland, for the old to contribute to the development and progress appearance.
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