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1, black humor ~ ~ ~ cute Chengdu:
- Chengdu, one does not run off to the city, not the earthquake in heaven, aboard the bus Zuohua !
immediately ambition send out 3 things: malt flasks - anti-earthquake, took out a local inverted sensational, a movement to open
a scamper; infrared thermometer - anti-influenza, fathomed from their within an meter high body temperature of people who cry 120 from and separated from
; beat - spontaneous anti-bus, one lit with a hammer to beat out all the glass, a great accident to flee
- people life can be short, and occasionally ambition to catch a bus is the same as 9, the door was closed, had opened a one-stop
go. The door was closed, they can not, this life is over.
2,09 China's Ministry of Education, annotated the retinue nine made formally correct clause, are made public within your group of friends right to
by:
】 【over ritual of the placard that book wisdom lonely is not enough, but too learn to gifts;
】 【struggled to live especially when the days of the civil service, quite much, the same day as Chinese New Year;
】 【utterly inadequate to depict the go of civil domestics, the Office of a glass of tea every daytime, you tin obtain by the end of the compensation can purchase a car;
contented】 【know someone at your own feet, and my heart felt cheerful;
【】 see the pretty coiling stone of the opposite ###### wanted to push her to live there;
】 【earnest words of something else's heaviness, and heart grudge for a long time;
】 【take vantage of a airplane can take out inspection ;
】 【ignorant garbage of effort not to learn things that are not practical;
Fuchangfusui】 【karaoke singing into her husband, the wife trailing tracking.
3, emulating the Air France crash, the necrosis of Luo Jing,
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good living, slowly tugging a annual there are tens of thousands more;
not ascend, Do not over, do not own their own gas;
dine fewer salt, more jealous, empty of playing mahjong wade;
sleep on time, in time, the boxing aerobics fitness body;
long as they can eat, no money damage;
not afraid of too little money, afraid go early;
industry not matter how nice measure of money, for went into lofty chimney;
a center: the health hub;
two basic points : confused point, chic points;
4 forget: Forget old, forget the ailment; forget grudges, forget the quondam and who,
4, leisure Quotations:
cashier said: no alteration, and to find you 2 plastic bags it.
only two asset in my life is not, it is that it will not will not.
my mom inquired a feminine (masculine) friend what,
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that money is malign, are fishing; that beauty is a source of distress, all you want; that lonesome at the altitude, all in climbing; said the body alcohol beverages
, do not quit; namely heaven is good, do not go,
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we girls like interior tube that is serious is not serious, but this is not solemn is not the variety of serious tarry. Girls questing to regain
settled, but not too stable, safe in going to take that tiny restless, but this can not undermine the permanence restless.
than inactive and I do not, I'm too lazy compared to you!
one can not eat a fat, but fat is a big bite out of it,
Taught you how apt peruse line plot K!
I permit you into my earth, but never grant you to walk approximately my earth.
success is more money to his wife Hua Buwan husband, the wife of success namely apt find such a husband.
economist, said: chief flows will be joined. Later I found out my asset in the flow of asset in the amount of others. Life is like a
Board! Is not to catch a good hand, but to lay the hand bad hand.
5.
loosened Q & A Q: studying by act ######## ads, ######## his jaws achieve, when denouncing the counterfeit What injure?
A: mountebank.
wrong, is CCTV.
Q: more priceless than the university is what?
A: The study abroad.
wrong, is the kindergarten.
Q: Why do people fall from the thousands of meters to kilometers high direct but lull,
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A: Yes, in the parachute.
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Q: get 1,000 yuan a person disburse the 1st month, second month to get 800, the third month to get 600, what his salary is depressed or additional?
A: reduced.
wrong, a negate growth.
Q: armed and unarmed people who were drastic war that is the matter?
A: Yes Anti-Japanese War.
wrong, the metropolis director of law enforcement.
Q: You have merely 10 square meters of housing, vicinity change from 90 square meters to 190 square meters of living space you have not increased?
Answer: no.
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Q: apparently your pocket is only 50, but do you really have a lot of file to testify what 100 people?
A: liar.
erroneous, is the Bureau of Statistics.
Q: One always wants you responsible for her but she who is responsible for you?
A: mistress.
wrong! A bank.
Q: that it is closely related with you forever, yet while maximum needed can not penetrate can not find what?
A: air.
wrong! The pertinent departments.
Q: Some folk undressed is ☆ ☆, what clothing to wear?
A: Dress ☆ ☆.
wrong! Is a instructor.
Q: What is the most hazardous game?
A: bungee jumping.
wrong! Is