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Reprinted from 124244504 at 20:16 on September 17, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: everyday problems
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● IC card has a line on the bus, took the car in front of a person throwing the coin, my brain short-circuit followed by the IC card into the go ... ... -
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● neighbors forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back,
mulberry bags, and then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way through the same door. -
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● find the phone one day gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone -
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● time we play mahjong a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, yelling, \
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● Since the dorm room fitted with telephone, we became a \We have a small house Huoer is Li Lei, a job the summer, a programmer at a web site. Yesterday, he went to work, people call looking for him, I answered the phone. I said Li Lei is not in the other party asked him to go home yet? I said no, the caller said: \It is diagonally opposite quarters over the phone, we are not too familiar with.) -
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Li Lei
night back, I told him the phone thing, he said, calling high school friends about it, so he calls back at the past. Li Lei Shaanxi people call a pass he asked: \.....\
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immediately to hear the corridor, shouting: \
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Li Lei froze a moment,
handbag uk, with our third child, said housing, I used to answer the phone, here you are staring at me, if you pass, say I'll be back. Li Lei passed, the third pick up the phone. Not a few seconds, which to spread \come back. \\
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Then he took note of the note number, dial that number again: \
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● high school, a buddy class, students in 1981,
coach handbags outlet, is not that special old photo ..... -
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The following is a point when his bus, something: -
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High School, when this man take a bus to school, because the long road, when bored, sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth to sentence: \
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usually encounter this man may be more such treatment, it is not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: \-
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the second sentence of the man: \
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that man face twitched, did not say anything. -
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third sentence: \
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this time, the classic has emerged. The man stared at amazement that abnormal buddy, read a full ten seconds, to the sentence: \
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● I remember my high school, see a good buddy to buy a pie to eat at the school door, you know Well, high school Yongnaoguodu often hungry, I'll quickly run up first whack at him, He then grabbed a mouthful of pie to chew on, but also Mamalielie said, not really emotional, to buy bread, bought me not one, not to swallow the results of a cake,
mulberry sale, looked up and saw only to find the wrong person, and this no problem, I was actually the edge of his mouth I'm sorry also that I bite the hand of a pie stuffed toward that man ran away, the whole process at one go! ! ! -
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remember back to the school gate looking back, that the men still standing in the stall before the holding of the pie chipped daze it. I still think this can not help myself sometimes his fist or two! ! ! ! -
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● a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words: -
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1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed; -
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2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn; -
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3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages; -
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4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture. -
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correct answer should be: \
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results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed. -
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also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed! -
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● I am the Yunnan University, 2000, that is, Ma Jiajue that level. Ma Ying-jeou accident, but has not been caught when the arrest warrant and arrested on Ma Ying-jeou said that public security organs to assist the number of million reward. We are very jealous and would like to get that large sum of money, the street looks very attention of passersby. One day, out sitting on the bus, many people, only one person standing, staring at the man suddenly we all see, I look closely, much like the way Ma Ying-jeou on the arrest warrant, may we all see it , and is a tense and exciting look. Tension to the extreme, we see that all people are alarmed, angry, shouting: \gearing up once all the windows are closed. that person to a helpless expression. to the police station, the police said the driver proudly: I was very much like Ma Jiajue car, I immediately drove to. And the man wronged the police said: police officers, or me,
mulberry alexa, the second time today I've caught you this was. -
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● table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Language writing on the blackboard the teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: \Teacher said: \
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● Freshman, a sub-package to the cafeteria, who knows something wrong with the card machines, draw down about 25 3, selling buns brother for a long time to tinker with Canada does not go back, so pitiful, said: \OK, I remember you, often to the future, until the multi-program run out of money. \-
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poor buns next meal last meal I ate a semester buns, steamed buns brother still owes me 2 3 ... ... the most annoying is four years in college I did not even find a girlfriend! ! -
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until graduation day I walked on the campus tree-lined road, heard a bunch of girls in the back pointing small channel: \buns do not pay!! \
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● surname is Zhu, management unit room. One time someone call my cell phone: \
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● noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: \
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● remember once called Elizabeth to buy fruit, I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? The boss on the spot stayed -
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● and leadership, people drink, holding up his glass and loudly: \
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● time to market to buy food, prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers - - ;
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● time in the cafeteria to eat drink and chat, suddenly found themselves out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry waste of grain farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ... -
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● Qiazhao a big cock in the neck but not the knife, hesitated a long time, that chicken is now being I strangled -
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● Sina a news headline: Chongqing Railway Police special police anti-terrorism exercise on the train -
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User Reviews Hebei
A: Excuse me, you can squeeze onto China's trains? Also counter-terrorism too,
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● One night drinking with some friends, some people are drunk. one to sleep in the street, we could not lift to move him to talk to him find something to cover, do not catch a cold. A few days later to see him, he said the next day woke up and found him lying three bike -
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