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First, the animal world
1, why the cartoon
A: This mouse must eat spinach. (Popeye Assault feet ... ...)
because this cartoon is written in mice. (Cat blood sprinkled feet ... ...)
2, why
A: Because the tiger touch bottom, its tail with a dart of the hand flung places will go up, and bitter.
tiger ass too.
touch the tiger ass is uncivilized. (Earth's own justice forever ... ...)
3, how to let mosquitoes do not bite us?
A: A nurse at the door and kept watch. (Nanny Assault feet ... ...)
point of the body wrapped with fuel, mosquito landed on the go will slip out. Tu points
body paste, put the stick in the altitude of the mosquito.
release,
4, crabs Why spit bubbles?
A: crab hot sweat.
it is hungry, in the flow of saliva.
5, why are not dinosaurs?
A: There are a lot of earthquakes to the extinction of the dinosaurs.
dinosaurs shoot the film. (... ... I look.)
6, why do rabbits eat carrots?
A: Because its eyes are red.
radishes nutritious.
because rabbits can not afford mutton. (Rabbit blood spattered feet ... ...)
7,polo shirts for men, giraffes with long necks for?
A: You can see it's a good friend.
dressing a gold locket pleasing long neck. (... ...)
This can peer peasants to grow vegetables.
8, if one day the sea is no water, fish, how to do it?
A: Let the small creek stream to the open sea, and put some salt on the sea rotated into a. (Understand the inconsistency between sea water and fresh water ah!)
Called the fish studied to exhale on land. (Animal is Jiangzi development ... ...)
9, bird's tail for?
A: You can cover ass. (Modesty with, ah ... ...)
open dancing look good.
10, squirrel's tail what's the use?
A: When the quilt cover.
when the parachute.
can sweep the layer.
as a pillow.
Second, the people of learning
1, children's face is for?
A: can be secondhand to wash my face. (Hammer to ... ...)
would not face, tongue, teeth, nose, eyes and mouth to be exposed out.
scraping the age dough.
my face is to give grandparents a pinch.
2, Why do not the eggs hatch?
A: Because my mother is a person, not a chick, so will only give birth to people, do not give birth to eggs.
chicken with keen mouth, people do not tip the jaws, we can not drilled out from the shell.
winged animals will be born from eggs. (This has some fact.)
my mom took my life complete hold out.
3, why the child is born from the womb, not born from my father's stomach?
A: male Health chap matron girl students.
father is beer navel, born kids are drunk.
father did not quit, my mother had maternity quit. (Dad Assault feet ... ...)
father is a male, if kid will dystocia. (Dad to Assault feet ... ...)
Students do not come
father, because the grandmother did not educate him.
4, who remember what it was like fair nativity?
A: The first very small, like a chart tennis.
bald children is light, the hair not grow back.
very small, like a thermos same.
out when I was born goes up.
5,long sleeve polo shirt, what is the use of people's noses?
A: No, the nose can not smell the savor of food, eating on the curious.
not the words of the neb, nostril, and proboscis have not area to live. (Your pate ... ...)
fragrance aboard the nose did not sell out.
6, what use is the hair?
A: The winter will not be sleet broke his head.
to the barber to do someone. (Barber Assault feet ... ...)
7, my father why shave?
A: beard long porridge together inconvenient.
long beard, his face would hurt.
has become a long beard hair.
my father does not mow my mother would not like him. (Dad was blood spattered feet ... ...)
8, if the day grown children, OKAY?
A: Time flies, for a moment we must eat, my stomach does not digestion.
If time flies, people would die because a moment, then no human in the earth. (... ... Well, good vision.-O-)
than Mom and Dad a big if, how to call Mom and Dad do?
9, when folk have 4 thighs?
A: puppy activity time.
hold two people together. (Hammer to ... ...)
10, Is there whichever course to svelte down fat, fat to thin it?
A: The slender multi-boxing, portly target to do. (Assault fat feet ... ...)
called fat beverage plenty of water, the stomach becomes very big, a move to thin. (Fat to blood spattered feet
... ...)
Third, the world truly excellent
1, why do so numerous people grasp the football field a ball?
A: They have no money, can only supply a pellet.
extra time to kick the ball.
because the ball was pretty.
2, Why is Children's Day ought be set at June 1?
A: Mom and Dad had a lot of festivals,ralph lauren polo wholesale, over point of the season to give the children.
additional days did not vacant.
3, the train is how the appoint get down to?
A: It played a mother gave it the name.
because it is vexed angry.
4, why do some balloon will fly up?
A: The balloon can fly overhead, are the bones light. (... ... ¯ □ ¯;;
angry when the balloon went up on the fly.
5, why is it cried Pudong?
A: There are many ducks bound into it, blow thump, so called Pudong. (... ... All the mystery is solved!!!
Dead duck out to I pinch!!!)
6, where the money is better there?
A: There is family, because nothing knows you save the.
secret in the shoes inside.
7, two military crown ribbons back what's the use?
A: In order beautiful. The more official ribbon
greater.
because he wanted to stay pigtail.
four peckish friends
1, birthday Why eat noodles with namely?
A: eat spaghetti grows very quick.
eat noodles low.
2, which kids like to eat chicken portions?
A: I like to eat chicken because I discipline every daytime in the muscles.
I ambition to eat chicken claws, eating a chicken claw will hike.
3, dumpling Why is it circular?
A: Because it is called rice balls.
party could not eat rice balls, will be stuck in the larynx.
because the mouth is round.
4, where the milk get busy?
A: The milk is rinsed out. (There!!!)
little out of cow urine. (I blood spattered feet ... ...)
5, coconut milk get cracking?
A: for cows to eat the coconut, coconut milk is squeezed out. (There!!!)
5 fashionable term solution
1, after listening to
A: The little dog seemed to jolt their tail.
feel very cool.
sensibility a tiny bit, a turtle creep.
2,
A: Titanic.
Lotus
sister pigtails. (Xiao sister Assault feet ... ...)
somebody in a fight.
3, there is a grandfather lost a horse, do you calculate Malaysia will be back?
A: The horse will certainly come back, because it recognizes its own footprints.
I think the horse to go appearance of marriage, and will not come back. (Good, good mythological ... ...)
will come back, for it's the deposit is still grandfather here. (Good, good reality!)
4, at the gate if you annihilated a rabbit,polo shirts prices, how would your parents do?
A: My mother will take them to the hospital.
my father will be amused to drool. (Dad: ... ...)
5, Tarzan comes to town to do?
A: fishing for the moon. (Strong! This is called mastery, do for the Romans!>
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