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330294 2010 年 05 月 13 日 09:56 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
previous life I must be immortal. But this life I know what I am immortal. Originally broom cents
1. born, just in time for the delivery nurse romance, because I did not cry out loud the first time,
nike kobe v, the results beat by her meal.
2. one year old, just learned how to crawl to walk, climb over the house, the results in my bed and touch a mousetrap. It is said that the two bought a mouse trap, a mouse did not clamped, the first clip to my hand.
3. two years old, I learned to walk. Hide and seek in the home and parents. I hid under my bed,
lebron james vii, stepped on the results of another mousetrap. It is said that mousetrap bought three years, the first clip to my legs.
4. three years old, I think down the stairs. Mrs Zhang said next to pull me down the stairs,
nba shoes, so that hurt too much. Results speaks, she fell down the stairs directly. Fell down the stairs from the fourth floor of the first floor, directly into the Alzheimer's stage.
5. four years old when, pol.ice uncle led me across the street,
zoom kobe v, I have not said thank you. He was hit by a motorcycle across the road, a disability.
6. five years old, my father sent me to kindergarten. Aunt boast I have a beautiful nursery. Then just finished, on the fifth floor of a vase fell down and hit the aunt of the skull directly.
7. six years old, for the first time the zoo. I said other end than the other end of the mother panda panda public good-looking. The next day, the other end was I praise my panda died in childbirth.
8. seven years old, I went to primary school. Final exam, math teacher said that I had 59 points, even 60 points better. The next day, math teacher died in a car accident.
9. eight years old, I praise our class girls who look so beautiful. Five minutes later, the girls catch a rare meteor shower.
10. nine years old when I learned the robbery. I'm an old highway robbery children. The results were beaten him up. He claimed to Shaolin lay disciples.
11. years old, I and chubby one on the toilet. Fatty praise me look so cool on the toilet, I was prepared to say thank you, chubby has fallen into the toilet.
12. eleven years old, the teacher asked me equal to the number of Panax. I said that the twenty-first Panax. The teacher said, you're smart, Huamoyuewan died of a heart.
13. twelve years old, primary school examination. Invigilator said to me, quickly seize the time, time is running out. I say, thank you to remind the teacher. Just finished, the teacher fell to the head of the fan ......
14. Thirteen years old, I was in secondary school. I'm scared no one would dare and experience before I close. Wang,
lebron iii, only one student called bold said something to me: I do not believe you would say back in the afternoon, two bulls were chasing the king boldly eight street.
15. fourteen years old, the teacher wants us to write the text, the title is called I mentioned in the essay: The bridge is magnificent town ....... The next day, when I go to class and found that bridge suddenly collapsed.
16. fifteen years old, I like a girl. I dare not say it, afraid of harm to her. But I can not help myself, and finally I picked a sunny weather * empty field in the school with her confession. . According to weather forecast,
kobe bryant v, the day there will be a meteor shower. But when I declare, the earthquake happened, I saw the girl crying and fell into a crack layer ......
17. Sixteen years old, I read in high school. I like to play soccer and other ball I have to praise a good goalkeeper. Thus, the goal suddenly collapsed ......
18. Seventeen years old, I followed the crowd to watch the real jumping off a building. The results, I was under pressure in the body he ...... Two months later, he and I were both discharged from hospital. In the inpatient door, he said to me, thank you I saved him. So he was another jump in the body under pressure, this time he could not survived ......
19. Eighteen years old, I age. The first time I go to a bank, the results hit the robbers rob the bank. DESK went on to say: Hush ... Hush, or the robbers would kill. Voice hardly ever, the robbers hit counter lady was into cannabis ......
20. Nineteen classmates on the university and drink, four people drank two bottles of wine, three to go along with Hades. I was expelled from probation sanction ... ...
21. Two-year-old, I told the students that the plane than by train safety. Thus, the plane began to fall off ......
22. The twenty-first birthday, I told my father said, there is a chance I have to go to America to see the twin towers. Thus, 911 had ......
23. Twenty-two time, my colleagues and I bet the Chinese team at the World Cup will be able to get good results. So ...... later, there was a national seminar for inviting me to attend, the theme is why I was so unlucky. When I submitted my story to the organizing committee, the theme of why I'm so lucky replaced. I sit.
24. twenty-three years old, April, I quit banking to air travel, a company FD is coming soon. Company closures ... ...
25. In the same year, unemployment at home, did nothing else to talk about a girlfriend, same old after the ks, the result masks masks ... ...
26. See a lot of National People's Congress issued Wait, not 350,000, not possible on the third day, vegetable prices stable, the food began to rot, and quickly found a buyer, offer the other 3,000, sold ... ...
27. Chinese saying goes: What Where climbs to fall! I found a mask has been in short supply, prices rise, start, run factories, the production of With waste is to save money, one day, earning a million. The next day, Commerce and Industry, Bureau of Technical Supervision Baan plant closure, and a fine of 3 million ... ...
28. It seems I was not doing business materials, government officials it! I spent 4.8 million dollars to the Secretary, he I promised to get! tomorrow to work. The next day, I went to the Secretary's Procuratorate of the car was taken away, and I failed to be implemented not only money, but also Baan get into the ... ...
29. A month later I released on bail, just home, his girlfriend back in the hospital I heard that got Mouth wearing a With the The next day I made a post called but mm not like boys; the third 21-year-old, beautiful, talented, like boys, like me, when we meet, I tell her a joke, did not come up in one breath, died laughing ... ...