( rpm) of the ten women features classical joke of

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daughter told her mother because her mama would love her and her boyfriend, her boyfriend committed suicide by taking sleeping drugs tablets. Mother was surprised: suicide now? Daughter said: Fortunately, he ate the wrong medicine, not dead. Mother said: I have always said, He is so-so, Taidalielie, which is no big handle. You see, even that little things wrong, how life can be entrusted to it?

Do not expect women admit they do not confess the habit. Back a thousand errors and they have a thousand causes to absolve itself. Human life, so what? She is still correct.

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female teachers on the blackboard drawing of a apple, and then ask: kid, What is this? The kid replied in unison: ass! Female teachers tearful appearance the classroom, seeing for principals complain: children laugh at people. Principals into the schoolroom, stern and said: how do you put the educator in tears? Ah! Also painted a butt on the blackboard!

the apple painting into the buttocks, the nerve to cry, the nerve to complain, great. Regarding the present, women like to detect problems from others, always grew more and more aggrieved. Saying goes, people are not err too? Sages will be at mistake, women do not have. They are always right, even now erroneous, the attitude is 1 couple

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the dinner, said a rocket scientist to tell you: Recently, we have to go to Mars a few mouse . Voice all but, a beautiful woman interrupted: This rodent control, cost too much it!

women act instinctively, that what matters namely what namely no research, not because reasonable thinking. Chairman Mao once said, not investigation, not right to talk. No voice, women still speak. They feel agreeable, did not take seriously the outlooks of others, beautiful women, especially

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a woman walked into the post bureau,PULSERA BLANCA CON LOGO XB, a power to the weekly, finished after throwing the. But also the second, finished later throwing. The third was written, she gave radio worker, and asked the publish as soon as feasible. Woman left, the three cord radio worker became interested in this. The first read: it was all over, and never want to penetrate you. The second reads: Do not phone,'ll not look me repeatedly. The third reads: at the recent train speed, I await for you.

If the first two telegrams sent out, it was all over. May issue to a third letter, the end became a beginning point. Winston Churchill said,PULSERA NEGRA CON BANDERA, There are two things maximum difficult, one backward side of the wall,PULSERA CAMUFLAJE CON LOGO XB, one backward on the other side of the woman. If a woman really to the other side, simply let go of it wants to. But sometimes, they faltered. She says she hates you, you may yet have heart; she say no to detest you, you may have no idea at ease. You can not take her words seriously. As capricious, dealing with them was a matter of luck

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a blonde woman ashore the airplane, sit in premier level. Flight attendants over the ticket, told her: your ticket is a common space, and can not sit here. Woman said: I am white, is beautiful, I want to peregrination 1st class to Los Angeles. Flight attendants have no choice yet to report brain. Leader of the beauty explained: I'm apologetic! You do not buy first class tickets, so the merely mutual space to sit. I'm pearly, is beautiful,PULSERA BLANCA CON BANDERA USA, I want to voyage first class to Los Angeles. Beauty television drama is still reiterated words. Head of no access,PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, she too base the pilot. The captain leaned over and murmured a few words beauty, beauty quickly got up, waded well above its way mediocre hut. Surprised flight attendants, hurriedly inquired the captain said something with the beauty. The captain replied: I can not differentiate her first class in Los Angeles.

IQ like to go first class this is really outrageous! It is said that beautiful women do not read. Do not read, * What mingle it? * Face. White, beautiful, with these two, defiance to go first class in the mix, and justifiably
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a beautiful woman washing products gate to door salesman, a excellent success. Some people ask for counsel to her marketing capabilities, her eyes flashing lights wrote: very easy. I specifically picked the pair are by family to visit, to the husband annotated what he wanted, detailed product performance and functions. Finally told him, do not buy in a hurry, so afterward period while you can say. At this period, afterward to the hostess often demonstrate a assured outlook, rushed to buy my things.

Perhaps you can find a woman not to dine, but certainly not jealous can not find the woman. Vinegar nutrition, so that women will melodrama. Maybe they do not musto much knowledge, but some cheats and the acting by children

7:

2 women met in the street. A said: I received a court summons, saying that pieces of essential cases to evidence in tribunal morrow. B Q: Do you feel nervous? A said: very nervous, I do not know what to wear well.

woman be good at smaller accidents, only a small dressing, make-up, modern adore like the details. Men peruse biographies of great men, to see the political struggle; woman reading biographies of great men, to see the Temple business. When the life of the business men and women to life when the occasion. Decent clothing is fashionable and timeless topic of women, from where they find self-confidence, satisfaction and pleasure

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woman with a baby and a woman, but she gave her daughter to buy fashionable clothes, so that antique son to dress. Some people smile at her quirk, she explained: backup, with special care to packaging.

in commerce whether this person have to make a luck. Marriage mart also absence commerce acumen, her comprehension is not so useless. Day seeing television, a beautiful woman in a cynical tone to her woman companion, said: We are a male a woman does not clothe it? Words were not very nice, but not unreasonable. First, a woman secluded in the clothes in, they can not do without this package. Second, women seeking clothes, men seeking women

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a woman put into her marriage certificate file in his pocket, and not without humor, to jot 4 words: long-term rice referenda.

There is a popular saying, Well done is better to wed well understood. Marriage is a good shortcut, entire the entities you want to come and do not have a consume of exertion. Of lesson, you have to wed a good chief. Is constantly the case, women with their own youth and loveliness to a man's wealth and power commute. Just the stamp exchange to a woman, definitely not beautiful. Otherwise, she can alternate to an automatic teller machine
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a flare of the girl said excitedly: playing football and out on the same thing, and must have mantled approximately the effort. If the feet can be like sticky jellybean, like a stick in football to succeed. Girlfriend said: then,PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL, kicked away!
insecure women, forever anxious approximately creature relinquished. Why do men no such worries?


PS: I truly want to say here:

I am also a woman, but that is relatively objective and perfect!

to be a woman is difficult, to be a man of good heart, a woman more complicated. Women do not think I was a traitor, I equitable want to say, want to tie their man's heart, you would like a man periodically sensible.

woolly-headed like!

I believe, which did not disturb to send the men, only men incapable of aiding them, at all times you are the first in his heart, so why concern too much about the additional!

only this post devoted to those who roam the feelings of a woman on the brim, do not always think he is wrong, find their own problems, maybe you love has just begun!