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Concentrated core of university life
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1 school gate is always some fraud, some driving, some do not pedal. No driving, cheat our money, driving a car, and cheat our people.

2 one day of a school gate to the physical sweethearts, consider they overthrew the theory of relativity. Ask us to browse, a lot of fans out of their calculus formula, to us, seeing, fans are anxious to the side, kept asking, read it? Read it? We answer, did not understand. Lovers sigh of relief.

3 community may be the circumstance. Sometimes, we think about want to cry, why 4 years, and passes so immediately. Four years antecedent, papaya is so cute. The countryside down the papaya, not seen too many things to, and when we went to his family the same. We went out to play

4, 5 greenbacks to see a melody and dancing performances, ahead the opening, papaya to scream, the woman not clothed, how to open. But now, papaya not the same.

5 a nationally popular for its rich die, papaya grief was crying. Second child asked, crying so sorrowful, is he your father? Papaya wept still more, he said, why, he is not my father.

6 miss Daigua Hong grunt when sleeping, except papaya. Kookaburra always nap snoring Hung, papaya can not sleep, insomnia each night, there is no choice but to see a doctor. The doctor prescribed some sleeping drugs tablets papaya, and warned him, put away a little, do not let Daigua Hong ate.

7 this is we know we feel very embarrassed Daigua Hung, had endured the night let the papaya comatose sleep, of course, by the way also to remind the papaya on sleeping pills, late night , suddenly cried out Daigua Hong disturbed asleep in the papaya, papaya forgot to tell the sleeping pills.
8 sometimes we engage in class activities, I go out trick question, the second answer. Does a ticket in a ticket and a super-fall to the floor, you pick which canvases? The answer is, one does not pick it up.

9 you sitting in a bus, including your automobile a absolute of 5 passengers, a tourist in the bed, a tourist reading a weekly, a passenger in the Scoop, a passenger sitting solemnly I ask, what is the bandit? The answer is, except for you all.

10 there are many in our school a virgin, you know where they are? The answer is, in the female's stomach.

11 Why do not modern people money when the money? The answer is, because when life look.

12 bedroom life more colorful, masterly atmosphere because our bedroom is very strong. Kookaburra Hong practicing guitar, harmonica papaya education, vocal exercise an old dog, black practicing flute and her younger brother and I, had to train patience in the effort.

13 increasing oppression, the tuition fees, learn, work in the future, the weight we exhale. Beijing, there is a man fell from the subway, sudden death, and this led to a controversy, many people in the debate, the man's profession, we agreed that he was a student, is the pressure to the tired his The.

14 head can be broken, blood may stream, hair is not confusion. The school's hair, always fresh and varied. Old dog wants to stain their hair to the hair museum, barber, said he, do not cut my hair, to stay a little longer, I do not like a woman.

15 always acquaint, who is the son of rich sibling, who is the poor students, and we conclude one experience, if the pants have a aperture, that is, poor students; if the jeans full of holes, that is, the rich son of Columbia.

16 town fellow, drunk Huan. Fellow will be kept in town, keep drinking the wine does not average, ever scrape together the money is very interesting. Sometimes tearfully, to find you borrow money.

17 Russian President Vladimir Putin, a accumulation of a 19th century Russian paintings, but it is counterfeit, a liar or Putin's hometown. We would like to kas long asthis is not the time to understand Putin's guy University.

18 per vacation home, is always bitter, the Master is always so thronged trains, seats are always so hard, the crew is always so bad opinion, sitting next to him there has never been PLMM.

19 Siemens in China to a large order, will cater China with 60 high-speed trains, these trains can reach 300 kilometers per hour. We reflect to the relevant divisions, Siemens can then provide us with some flight waiters, and, dining car receipt.

20 finally save enough money to take a plane, but it is the home of her second child to go to see beautiful Hangzhou. Aircraft, flight attendants, said to be a problem with the aircraft emergency landing. Old dog Mamalielie, flight attendants came over and said to him, sir, I'm apologetic, this is your first plane, right?

21
papaya is fear,
flight attendants came,
said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry,
this is your first time Eastern Airlines plane ride, right?
second child for if necessaryhing had ever happened, like,
flight attendants came,
said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry,
this is your first few times Eastern Airlines plane ride ?
take you again.
22
notwithstanding there may be a lifetime to afford cars,
but we still like to see the automatic show,
see auto show model.
course,
we can not supply models.
23
auto lot,
time watching auto show,
old dog said,
Gee, Toyota's body is large!
papaya said,
I like the plump,
Bora is very full.
second child said,
Audi's little dress, very enjoyable.
I said,
Ford's very pure, do not have savor.
24
canteens, as always,
sometimes boiled hair sold,
sometimes burn small stones to sell,
few times,
is eight children to do a rice to sell.
the weight of the food is even more hard to say,
if the teachers are in a bad mood,
that we have to re-fasten the belt a mini.
that we,
often tells parents to a repast,
also belt money.


25
one day,
Daigua Hung to eat,
found that the fish is not fresh,
to rally, said the master tray,
master,
I find the fish this week not last week's delicious.
master said,
nonsense,
this is last week's fish!
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Therefore,
we fell in love with the instant noodle.
18 varieties of immediate noodles to eat.
which 18 species?
first,
second,
third,
eighteenth species.
so you finish college,
you will know,
fact,
there Nineteenth species.
However,
instant noodles may also be produced by the University restaurant,
instant noodles in the pork,
not,
instant noodles in the lead more.
27
we remember,
first entered college,
teacher said,
university study?
learning to be human!
But now,
by and by graduate,
there are several lessons I failed,
to pay a lot of make-up fee.
teacher found me,
scatter out my hands,
teacher, I am learning to be human,
teacher said,
no one call you need to learn to do good!
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the original, we were all wrong,
life and destiny,
will so often,
have a lot of errors.
father and mother,
appending to the money when,
we constantly can not remember,
their faces.
sometimes want to call it,
fewer and fewer words.
Sometimes,
we have this vexed.
29
we discuss the feud between what my dad and chimpanzees,
along to scientific testimony,
chimpanzees and humans have the ability to communicate.
and all narrations are strained,
like,
a country's diplomacy.
we are always arguing,
counselors and shrimp are not mutual,
a result of controversy,
there,
their minds,
are fraught with the same thing.


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In truth, we also want,
parents more recess.
but thousands of educate fares,
the weight of us very tired.
school students back to a lot of fees owed,
closed,
grant them to earn money to pay tuition.
perhaps,
schools do not know,
their father,
has been closed for 25 years,
have not saved enough,
his tuition.
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these problems,
we talked about for many years,
But Beijing is too distant away,
practice to many, many hours,
and,
always late .
We also doubted the sound circulation speed,
is not no 340 meters per second.
these words,
do not know while to go,
can spread to Beijing.
32
Qingmeizhujiu,
we sat on the floor.
talk about ideals,
talk about the hereafter,
talk about this community.
talk about,
like the Yangtze River,
as the Yellow Sea,
endless.
we criticize institutional,
we criticize corrupt officials,
we criticize the state-owned corporations.
We are the Prime Minister,
to control things bring ... to an endthe world.
33
papaya said,
a person jump in Dianchi Lake,
dead,
However,
he was not drowned,
ask how he died?
poisoned by pollution.
34
second child said,
sometime vice governor of Hainan Province, Chen Su, thick,
2003 after retirement,
to became a farmer,
won his praise of the matter .
course,
not want all the officials of her second child after retirement are to chance farmers,
but hope,
Some officials,
go now when the farmers.


35
old dog said,
Hebei,
including the provincial secretary of the governor, including 300,000 public servants,
valid perception to partake in the province Examination,
no reason not to take the exam or defect grades,
will not be enhanced.
old dog feel,
test too lofty scores,
can not be reused,
because,
legal loophole,
is too much.
36
I said,
I QQ Q list that there are 19 coins,
on Monday to see,
gone,
may be,
last with a laptop computer peregrination by bus,
stolen.
37
installed no material how many water the dike,
one to 10 pm,
bedroom there is no electricity,
dark our view.
so with your eyes closed,
us,
said that four years of sleep.
38
was love in the quickly time of graduation,
was also lost in the fast time of graduation in love.
about their dreams,
second child standard is,
Michelle Reis and Shu Qi is the best fit,
and nightmares Daigua Hung,GHD Purple Butterfly 2011,
he said, br> If Michelle Reis and Shu Qi,
two people,
better.
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but at this time,
she pretty not beautiful,
really not important.
one day,
I came along the male next gate,
I asked him,
heard you broke up with Mary?
he said,
Yes, she think that my poor.
I asked,
spoken of you did not tell her you have a rich uncle?
he said,
said,
now,
she is my aunt.

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four years,
we are fighting for bikes and Big Ben too beautiful,
we've seen a lot of love and not love,GHD, love,
now,
We no longer trust in love above all sight,
because,
we can not,
at a peep how much money the additional side.

41 Therefore, papaya love to scrutinize the almost four years, approach the end of this time, he began, and it will not cost money on a class of girls, holding hands, and hugged. One day, papaya Sending flowers to his girlfriend, the girlfriend merry, holding the papaya to kiss, and he quickly broke free and ran out. What is it? His girlfriend did not understand. Zai Quna some flowers. Papaya said.

42 papaya love, and bedroom, telephone handset, and often have a temperature. We genial remind him, scientists have found, and love of

43 one day, I go to the library reading room, going to peruse a novel by far read, but the novel is a PLMM looked by, so she and I chatted noiselessly, many topics of interest. But I suddenly in no time and had to go first, MM, I read the message you, I am perturbed to go, put the phone to leave her small paperback.

44 she asked, your phone digit? Inside, I never looking back. She asked, what is your name? Also inside, I still never looking back. Love, it is so, it inadvertently, we will never miss out.

45 we talk about Jolin Tsai, Jay Chou we concern about. But the distraction, or the outward of more than Super Girl Jane Zhang thought it would be chaos, and we to must imagine a more chaotic.

46 Cui did not specifically a shelling of CCTV colleagues, from the shelling of the contents of the point of view, many human think that the shelling of the thing is Zhu. Zhu also some doubt is not their own, so he asked Cui. Zhu Jun: You're shelling is not me? Choi Yong-yuan: Guess! Zhu Jun: not me. Choi Yong-yuan: You Guess!

47 Faye Wong, as a matron, the most major thing, is no longer singing, but prefer, how to keep a good 3 children.

48 money, we sing in the apartment, the rich, we also go to karaoke singing. Some students, although, for too hard to listen to singing karaoke OK, was chopped with machetes had. We finally fulfilled that, no surprise, those concerts are always so many, and security.

49 and our teens to grow old together, is getting old Andy, the newspapers or heard from him often, but often is the news of his decease some, but naturally every time we fly in the ointment He surely has not died of old old.

50 matches to play to conquer a lot of people, for instance, more than one or 2 referees; game look better but also a lot of people watching. For instance, one more ball you know, I do not know the ball. Sit with a bedroom, the Chinese team's game also looks better. But the Chinese team always lose, even North Korea also challenge to lose, so we have opinions, we want to know, is not it, eat more saturated, and played more wrong.

51 football topics, and we were interested in whether Beckham bringing flirtatious txt messages, or spit Hao Haidong,GHD Classic Straighteners, we all like. We often talk about the Great Li, talk some Chinese soccer scripts.
52 Throughout 2005, the Great 26 Li is not a ball into the association after the end of the time in the alliance,GHD Red Butterfly 2011, scored a goal. We congratulate Li, congratulate him, the team finally made the wages. We are not easy to play, nor easy, slaving away, may not get wages. Hao Haidong has the coach, and still play.

53 a football match, Hao Haidong, as follows, playing 65 minutes, and wanted to go ashore. Li He took advantage of the accident of harm, the adviser said,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat, I think, today is not to punt here? The adviser asked, Why? Hao Haidong said, I really have no saliva to spit.

54 a man bent his brain down, walked into a mart, his boss said, I want you all the rotten fruit and putrid egg bought. The boss asked, you are going to meet the Chinese football team back? Buyers looked nigh, mumbled that I was Hao Haidong.

55 one day, we went to a professor talk about news, what is news? Professor said that China and South Korea crew emulation, South Korea won, the Chinese team did not carry a pellet, is not news; South Korean won, the Chinese team into a ball, a small news; knot, is the news; if Chinese team won, and that is big news. I have heard here, a good school to ask if the Chinese team won, Li also into the ball? Professor said, it is artificial news.

56 the day of the Chinese team won the World Cup, did not know we can not see, but we know, the day of the game, there will not be with us today to see that Li Tie to play foot ball flight, splendid .

57 we put a coin into the atmosphere, face up to go online, go melodrama the back side up, stand up if the coins to Tmd apt learn.

58 a semester, papaya face up with the coin of the chance to learn, the results have a scholarship. At the awards ritual, the preceptor called out the labels of many of the sound papaya, papaya did not go to adopt the gift. Said second baby to papaya, call you, you did not listen it? Papaya said, I'm terrified you have not heard.

59 course, we've heard more clearly than he can hear, we are blueprinting to eat and drink, large pieces of meat, drinking bowl. Down a few meals, scholarships, only a coin. The coins into the air repeatedly, this time, coins face up, papaya, and we went to the Internet.

60 times or going to class. However, university teachers and secondary school teachers, as there is no important difference between the lecture is still not looking at the clock, look at the almanac.

61 a day, the teacher lectures. We are in the lecture. Teacher whispered about in the on, we have the emulating out noisy. Cried the old dog, the teacher you are very noisy! The teacher replied, I'm sorry, I do not know someone was listening.

62 university life is sleep, but some people sleep two people, some sleeping lonely. One day, I was sleeping, suddenly dreamed that he was instructing class, the teacher is questioning me, I'll get up up scared over, looked up, it really is class, the teacher is questioning me.

63 appearance the school and the school are the same, always met, classes will be, the Department will, grades will be, the school will be an hour an hour of youth, so take the over. Second child sit still, he said, my girlfriend came to see me, I want to go out. So no need to sit a second child, then he may be standing out, perhaps to sleep to stop with him.

64 minute, black can not sit still, he said when wading out the side, if I always sit here and meet, then I not have a girlfriend.

65 always seems to examination, the examination is to pay attention to skills, the examination ought have technical content. An examination, I texted to ask dark, you understand the answer to the third answer it? Black immediately answered to me, I understand.

66 occasionally feel namely the better test, the certificate better. Old dog to go to judicial checkup, the examination room there someone called call observation dogs, to prevent the use of cell call tricking nominees. Fortunately, the old dog along the domestic mobile phone, the marker is not nice, so quite manifest vibration phone revelation dogs. Old dog's certificate, so an more off than we are.

67 is naught to test, and to test Mandarin, Mandarin also has a certificate, but not ruddy, blue and black of the Certificate, the certificate can be considered a appendix. We repeatedly asked the school, should pay attention to Mandarin, graduates out of work, many units are necessitated for Putonghua. In fact, we all know, many units of staff, do not say what Putonghua, the people are entirely able to understand that they face in talking about.

68 of the examination, just finished the final task is to dissertation. One day, a chilly black to see the doctor, the doctor with his handwriting is hard to make sure, opened with a recipe. Registered with only the black money, it did not go to medicine. Prescription back to the bedroom, was I picked up, put it when the papers submitted, we will graduate.

69 and many of our problems, but the cardinal problem is to find work. Students living on the status of a report that college students, 70 percent-of people do not know foreign affairs. We are maddening, do not, want us to know which nation do the hiring.

70 there are many elements, if graduate students are doctoral students, for us,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, do not look at, and we are wondering, Is MA, Ph.D., than we, and the money you will nectar tea.

71 Although the equality of the ######es, but the class of woman students, looking for go even harder to ascertain work, something is seeing for man academy students seeing as go is cozy, speak approximately a adore, in order to find a job . Thus, the tel call girls for the 1st period in our bedroom, but, needy students, you have to find a masculine college student looking for work easier, not more than a job, more complicated to do.

72 no way, only make a fuss about the resume. Four years of college, the second year when the squad chairman, squad actuator for a year papaya, Daigua squad leader for a year overflow, one year old dog when a squad leader, squad leader for a year I have. In fact, we as a squad leader for many years, are not profitable, most profitable, or their parents when the Secretary.

73 we have seen, a Beijing University graduate, are jobless at home, because parents and relatives are act candied fruit, so he just made candied fruit.

74, of course, still with a lot of work, money, family, sharp to find female students to go to a nurse. But, some granny to kept saying, Yes, lady, yeah, ma'am. The nanny will have to keep some of that, no, sir, no, sir.

75 our job difficult, schools are undergoing too, to sell the school graduates everywhere. We sigh, school, ah, who told you, equitable engaged, advanced matters, forgotten, processing.

76 and some people kick the jackpot and find a good job, he gave us Cheats said, to find a good job, at first, we have to read XX College, and then we went to a good job microprocessor training schools, and finally We would also like to eat with a green indicator gum.

77 In fact, the work is similar, or weary, or for money, if it is large companies or small companies. PricewaterhouseCoopers, a large company, wages high, but the elephant know thatwork there very tired. A buddy of PricewaterhouseCoopers, to Africa to see elephants, he told the elephant that we come to the number of elephants in Africa. Elephant on the music, the original inspect by PricewaterhouseCoopers or supper. Then, he told the elephant that we intend to shake to a few elephants back to work as a outcome, the elephant frightened crying, while U-turn and ran away.

78 no direction out for our undergraduates, then the junior high school students do? Old dog, a junior high school students, build a automaton, the automaton will salute buyers, ambition navigate guide the access, but ah, unfortunately, it is not advanced numbers and exotic languages.

79 In fact, we also had been a boss, college students start, and we did. Start a corporation when the second child, in order to save a day according with three employees and his dinner, eating boiled cabbage, Chinese cabbage boils water drinking. To increase a little boiled cabbage water, the second every meal, make jokes, pleased people laugh.

80 one day, one hireling did not laugh and her younger brother asked him if he is not today's joke is not funny, he said, do not laugh, I want to quit.

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work of the created,
are identified,
no way to determine,
engaging in relationships,
a background,
that is not a two-day day things.
so,
some of our dusky in a small cafeteria to sit down,
drank some wine,
shochu,
heartburn wine.
vomiting,
want to spit out the heart,
mention a few words of my center.
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Congratulations!
you find the gym work,
Congratulations!
you find the banks.
We Meet,
've never forgotten.
later the stadium,
help for everyone,
out a few tickets;
banks,
assist for everyone,
out a few notes.
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drink dry,
could not finish the words.
us,
so,
to go one by one,
perhaps,
in this life,
we will never encounter.
84
second child off to the dwelling of the mathematics,
away,
but we know,
his address,
our address,
or to change the.

85
look back at the dorm now,
our castle,
here will soon have a new employer.
However,
in our hearts,
not our place,
would be a specter town and the ruins.
86
we waved,
front of the helicopter,
front of the train,
say goodbye. I hope you
,
aircraft,
life will not fall,
train,
life, but also will not be late ......