| Back to logs list
135159 2009 年 12 月 16 日 00:50 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
have a jar of wine buried in the ground over a thousand years, and he turned into what? - alcohol.
have a pig, it walked and walked, went to the United Kingdom, and he became what ? - Pig.
class teacher checks his lesson, pigs, puppies, kittens have their hands, the teacher will ask who? - puppy, because Wangwang crackers.
butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which did not receive the final reward? - centipede, because nothing,
new new balance shoes, reap. the worst kind of fruit
vision? - mango.
Which two vegetables have a mobile phone? - turnip greens, each with Sony Ericsson.
a tortoise walking on a pile of feces, but only 3 in the top left footprints,
大千天下 - Qzone日记,
new balance running shoes, and why? - It has one foot in your nose.
is the original 800 warriors of Sparta, why was the film which turned into a 300? - Wu Bai to sing. Why
small strong hand can make the car stop? - Play.
If you have a car, the driver is the Prince, Princess passengers, is this car is that one? - if the
Five Elements,
new balance outlet, who's legs long? ---- Ham
Why do a lot of money
silkworms? ==> because it will cocoon (thrift)
Why do rabbits do not marry a zebra? ==> because the rabbit is not a good boy Mama said
tattoo monkey does not like what line? ==> parallel lines (because there is no intersection \
chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate win? ==> because the chocolate bar thing
sharks eat green beans what? == \
last in the hospital burning match into what? ==> cotton
a pig, said: \
potato dumplings fatal knife stabbed and how it? == \What animal
favorite on the wall? ==> seal (newspaper)
Why the fox is often
wrestling? ==> because the fox is very cunning (foot slip)
When do you like soda? ==> at the time alone (when you are alone you will want to soft drinks)
have a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally how? ==> it into the highway
day 5, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood,
Starting the fourth day in Guizhou (met Miao) to b, how about it? == \
Why do planes fly so high
will not hit the stars? ==> because the stars will flash, ah
maize want to pursue fashion, to the hot head, and the results of how what? == \gun slip out) who
on a bee sting in the calendar ==> wind (bee) and Japan Korea (calendar)
A bear came
==> come prepared (with bear to)
not fall into the toilet phone ==> now or (wet)
how to make the quiet sparrow? ==> press it with me (silence)
What
transparent sword sword? ==> see (sword)
African cannibal chiefs what to eat, A: eating,
new balance mens, that chiefs should be a vegetarian then? ==> eat vegetable
white like his brother, you know why? ==> true Like white
Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua to the beach race jokes, so much a joke, they would die, and why? ==> the tsunami (laughs) the
Why not go out
man? ==> go for a layman to become a
Why do you not see the second child of God? ==> secret (Chicken) not disclose the
someone did not call? ==> tink (seamless phone)
black, white, small yellow, red four-plane, may I ask who is falling sickness? ==> rabbits (spit)
a fat man jumping from high buildings, the results of how it going? ==> become a dead fat man
two men fell into a trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? ==> Help
rubber,
new balance shoes, skins, lion's skin which the worst? ==> eraser (rubber poor)
cloth and paper afraid of? ==> not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case
song which song? a \Represents My Heart (CoCo me? you how deep)
Why live in the Harry Potter
bulb? ==> because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)
cities and the countryside, the place of the river compared Chung hurry? ==> country because the rural river rush (fratricidal)
A, B,
new balance sneakers, C, D, E, F, G, Sim, a word that the coolest? ==> D (thong)
have a room where pigeons will be hidden in ==> I'm hiding on the roof of your song (pigeon)
0:00 What do the whole thing? ==> reactive, because the Provisional (zero), reactive
an idiot plane, removed the toilet on the plane to lose out, guess why? ==> Because he is an idiot
There are several brothers
Aladdin? ==> three (Ala A, Ala B, C Ala)
group of eunuchs in the chat, guess a phrase ==> nonsense (no chicken of the talk)
a heart worth? ==> one hundred million (wholeheartedly)
sun, moon, and stars which is dumb? ==> stars (the stars do not speak - Taiwan the lupine)
pencil name? ==> Xiao, cut (Xiao) pencil
What color are most likely to imitate
? red (Mills) mimic
who have enough to eat a meal for you Tim? ==> Dragon Well, because the dragon in (days) Tim
a dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead, how did he die? ==> he was suffocated, because the desert without poles pee
wolves, tigers and Lions who play the game will be eliminated? ==> wolf, because - Momotaro (out of the wolf)
Which historical figure
most Qianbian? ==> Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian)
history, which ran the fastest character? ==> Cao
car fly, your guess a drink ==> Coffee (Car Flight)
Forget Love Potion Who gives? ==> Aha (\\
have a white and a black cat,
Life For Club ... - Qzone log, white cat fell into the water, it saved up black, white on black cat said something? ==> meow
there are multiple stars in the sky? ==> eight grams (starbucks Starbucks)
Jade sneezing (to fight a city name) ==> Tianjin
Why geese fly south for the fall to? ==> If you take a taxi to slow
normal driving on the highway, and did not violate any traffic rules, he was a policeman stopped, why? ==> police to take a taxi
not spend effort to play something and very comfortable? ==> asleep
manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? ==> Newspapers
best-selling book? ==> secretary
spider fell in love with butterflies, butterflies has rejected it, and why? ==> my mom, and all day on the Internet do not mix is a good man
panda love deer, affection Shique rejected, and why? ==> deer timidly said: my mom, and wearing sunglasses are juvenile delinquents
the toilet ( playing a Hong Kong female artist's name) ==> Karen (reason: Mo sense of smell)
grandfather, father, brother, mother, then who will be listening to tears? ==> Grandpa (every night) think of my mother, the tears shining teeth ants
What color? ==> Black, ma ~ yi ~ ya ~ hei
Chaussures Nike
a mount
Linear Mode
