I was born two
the first time, a doctor from the womb to pull me out, suddenly collapsed, a nurse groping eyes closed, plug me back ...
second time after I was born,
ugg ブーツ, the hospital all the people hiding in the morgue crying, president of his mouth, pumping his son, blame themselves senseless and should not be greedy took my business .....
Motherhood is great, she does not hold anything against me, and I raised adult, but he in my face and put up a skeleton pictures to relieve stress. mask with me to the old.
eleven years old, my third grade, the class is the most important time of curiosity, are desperately want to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there was a nickname the students to take advantage of named Li bold I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, suffering from a strange disease Li bold students, can not speak, eyes dull, do nothing all day, facing the death of a person's skull is not blink of an eye, a shut our eyes to more than tears ....
principals reported the Department of Education, Department of Education sent to, because the school's students are transfer, the president could only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, the teacher's salary has not landed two months ....
Education of people to see me after the resignation of the Secretary immediately quit the sea, a chain reaction collapse of the country's educational institutions paralyzed .....
I'm walking down the street, street people, all in Kuangtu more than a group of pigs rushed from behind me, and hastened to me wearing a red flower, hair trophy and gave me a certificate that read: pig's savior
Liu Mazi's wife with him next to blow, that his face pockmarked disgusting, absolutely want to leave,
UGG AUSTRALLIA!!! happened I went to their window, Liu Mazi wife saw me, did not speak, out money to the insurance company to the insured Liu Mazi's pock, pock ten thousand ....
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has alarmed the United Nations (? Why say they do), Kofi Annan last resort, requiring forced me to plastic surgery, but not into
work, all the plastic surgeon to see me crying after more than all, nearly half of the doctors into the mental hospital, the symptoms all the same, nothing will be said that only one sentence: Need ..... ugly ugly .. ..
Arafat's special plane sent to pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the presidential palace, to resist the Israeli siege, I went to the station for a minute, Israeli military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national spirit, but Arafat would like to introduce my hero, when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not find out ....
a writer to me, and shed tears: my life,
UGG オーストラリア, I have a big dream is the Nobel Prize, but now the master is too much ... I have a trick, as long as I can in front of you to write a book, I will get an award!!!
I do not believe, so he stayed with me a week to write up to five million words in a novel
even the Nobel Prize in Medicine was that he took .....
Nobel today announced that the world can find out if the words to describe my face, you can get prize for literature, the results of all
writers are diverted to buy pork, and the Nobel Prize in Literature disappear ....
special to bring me into the National Football team, would like to take the real out of Asia, the World Cup without conceding a goal the Chinese team, every game
is a score of 12:0, one a ball, Ayala was open to picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, all the other players, including goalkeeper halo spit on the ground, the referee need something with a red card were discussed does not come out.
course our team has also been a gradual training of the devil, look at my picture, and then looked at my photos to eat, then play ....
trophy from the permanent stay in China, foreign media comments I am the devil incarnate.
World Series start lying, colored race of players exalted bluster Luankan, I took the stage,
UGG ブーツ 格安, only said three words of the title, and permanently retained title, I said: I'm not ugly .. ...
I cry in the night, the moon, asked softly: I, look good? the moon, a white object falling gently, and I picked up a look, is a small rabbit was 九阴白骨爪 crush .....
I call the sky: God, I ugliest horse ?????
sky suddenly torrential rain fell on me, I touched one, even full of vomit .... ..
me away from the earth to the old castle,
ugg, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the most ugly in the world, mirror on the wall with tears, suicide, broken .....
day that I should not, why ????? I have a grudge with me, eventually dies, who knows, Yan Wangye under the amnesty, let me back to earth .....
So I wandered in the world, nothing else, online play, I would like to chat, so I applied for QQ number, who knows ....... prompted: Because you are terrifying (please forgive me the level of literature not high, can only be interpreted to this point) the number of dead will not be available to you ....
do not know, I'm this thing, can not be issued to .....
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