Ordinary husband 's Quotations

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1. no money, no power, no longer point to the Hello , Can you tell me?

2. bought a microcomputer not on broadband,GHD Hair, favor brandy and beef are prepared but became a recluse before dinner .

3. paradise,GHD Leopard Grain, I will not bend out of money because the pie is not even out of the sky , let alone the money out .

4. ambition me to sweep the ground is indeed not doing dishes , I clean the dishes to definitely do not want to sweep the ground , and either do together ? Ah you while I was one emigrant ,GHD Straighteners NZ!

5. lying in mattress seeing TV than seeing television in bed.

6. Give me a fulcrum , and I put my adjoin kid 's motorcar to skid into the ditch , to save him see me on the trumpet .

7. to partake in loveliness parades of those women , tin not ascertain a agreeable male , because good men are married , like me.

8. If the leaders do not give me a heave next month , I will resign, the resignation of the sometime to give him to bring two Chinese tobacco , cloud him to necrosis

9. If the pigs are flying , Who purchase a plane? Pigs on the fly riding on the line .

10. I can not find a tie ,GHD Green Straighteners, namely not it yesterday you did not find rag ?

11. you let me bend down washboard it,GHD IV Black Straighteners, kneeling heater can not stand ah!

12. Even a toad, a toad and I ambition not wed his mommy .

13. Baijiu pound , I do not feel, because the drink had been drinking half a catty dead .

14. next life I still find you, because individually from me, you are the most stupid .