1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded entity!
3 hurricane climate to how much money to work out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not
4 to the examination, you can not read everything?
Answer: An Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[b] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fabric afraid of ten thousand,
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reasons: no (Brazzaville) fearful of ten thousand, merely the (paper) equitable in case.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: tear (Xiao) pencil.
8 questions: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice lotion (ice unicorn).
9 question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most diligent, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the silence sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: quiet (silent sparrow oppression).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the monster to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is extra than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: truths speak louder than man (Bear) discussion
13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then aboard October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (surmise fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) whether still alive, then the world will occur?
answer: more people ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why activity impair?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus occurrence occurred, entire of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not in the car
21 have a location to enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: grave
chickens and geese race
22 meters, chicken sprint faster than the geese, why is it then to the extremity?
answer: chicken run in the bad instruction
23 East school peal rang, but not one student in the study-room, how is it?
Answer: on the physical teaching
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic,
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answer: calculate from one to two
25 when a foot onto the New World later Columbus, followed at what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can shirk the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a feline dressing eye
What
27 jaws no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give mandates to others Peixiao age have?
Answer: New Long officer
29 a police officer saw the thief started to run,
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answer: to rapidly grab the bandit
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone likewise said namely he bad respiration, and why?
answer: each day, and cursing.
Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32
33 Pharaoh four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the cause?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
What flowers ought not touch
34
answer: Spark
35 What can solve all the secret?
Answer: The respond
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the mend
Hou
37 in antique periods, what people do not chance a dad because the premier while the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the gate,
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Answer: When the restroom
39 black or white chicken chicken grim terrible? Why?
answer: dark chicken powerful, can,
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40 Why does everyone favor to sit and see a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand will look acid
41 abolish early-morning study what are the implications?
Answer: less slumber for half one hour
42 Please Tortoise and the Hare, amuse pigs to the referee,
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Answer: You can not mention that! That the person is a piglet ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do alike?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is approximately
44 kin has a pig planter and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer alternatively a donkey ahead?
Answer: You are compliant to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 helicopter to fly so tall why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will
46 a day, a third of the steak cooked wading in the avenue and suddenly he saw in front of a medium rare steak, but little notification of him. Why did not they say hi?
answer: because they are not versed with