Casual joke , mirth !

one pedal carts into the city, said a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no authorize panel, the farmers got a damage to jot a card hanging lumber, collapsed immediately after the police to see, Brand wrote: cow B: 74110.


two in the morning to arrest a bus to the station when the motorcar is started. So I had while chasing barefoot and shout: >
Third, there is an examination of our school, a boy sitting in the final row, the students received a allocation to the question, highly incited to begin immediately,GHD IV Pink Straighteners, fair to copy a great special copy, a looked up and saw the invigilator came to him smiling, apparently seen. This is the action of our darling friend was a classical all year: He was very calmly stood up and see instantly at the teacher, then the question periodical on a hard thump on the nose, then cool to dart a parabola - After the introduction, throwing garbage basket . The teacher glared at him some eyes, and eventually have the spunk to pick up certify. http://user.qzone.qq.com/20192

four, I have a friend rupture to the hospital, the medic asked why rupture? That friend that I shoe into the dirt, then shake off shoes fodder shoes, leaning on wires in the dirt. Some people thought I was electricity, and came up gave me a stick ......

five weekend, I went to a museum to visit, and occasionally people have three pressing , then went to the men's room. Once there, I slammed into a small room locked, unlock the pants, prepared to facilitate. Suddenly, a small room next gate where a man's answer came: do not know one reason or another, they casually replied, like doing? Perhaps he is very lonesome, right? So, however I reluctantly, but still answered him, This time, I entirely comprehend what the person I met: both homo######uality is eccentric, or is mad. I can not stand, so mercilessly revenge to his sentence: I finally sighed with relief. For this neurotic, it have to be treated severely.
Suddenly, they heard the Finals next door: That answer me, then ... ... buns brother tinker with for a long time can not be put back, so pathetic, said: I am the poor under the Dayton Dayton buns buns to eat a semester, buns brother still owe me 2 3 ... ... The maximum annoying is four annuals in college I did not even find a girlfriend! ! ! Until graduation, one day I walked in the campus tree-lined road, heard a cluster of girls behind pointing small channel: money!! One day, I asked him to call him when to pick me up from work, a man answered the tel. I asked him: Phone people solemnly say he does not know me, asked me whether I wrong. I think this is definitely Jiang Wei joking with me, but also laugh and said: After a meantime, he replied: Day school students of the General Assembly, members of the class teacher wanted an catalogue of what amusements to girls in the class is not homogeneous. On the Sports Committee (a lecherous boys) said: You go to class girls cleared it. Sports Committee flattered, whispered: first pro-pro ... ... which? Teacher thought for a moment, said: of course, by student digit to!

nine, Chongqing used to have a classic labels, called the people, take the arms, lovingly asked him: slap in the face: I hope you thirty-eight cheerful! Own a cold.

XII dormitory comrades from bring an end to ...the earth, talk, inevitably talk the same language. Day, a Northeast and a boy to buy instant noodles, Gansu, north-east said to himself: Northeast A: Northeast boys look, was furious: XIII, in a mobbed bus, a juvenile pair standing holding rings. The girl told the boy: Caesar whine, said: I saw his face flushed to come up huge phone dialed the number: ; fourth, one day, there is energetic old lady on the bus, the children got a respectful way for the old lady, old lady said: seat to me! , three alternatively quadruple, the children wail! kid cried: fifth, take the train back to the unit to work on the platform, suddenly tumbler speech 50 words), we looked up to see, peruse, and plaudits. Bow, not the feet of the trunk, the trunk is not a person I did not, is everyone's baggage, gone. Now the thief Group, is too many! !

XVI yesterday, a male asked me to query the syndic of Nanjing River Bridge is not shrieked, I said no. He said that I take the train when crossing the rill in Nanjing, how to see a billboard reads: Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge Welcome! ? -







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as an opportunity to peregrination, go to a place of Bank of China, livelihood equipment, get a cab from the hotel came out behind the driver said: path to detect a hardware store to buy a knife,
I was averaged to buy the screwdriver, I did not notice that I am wrong, then that driver has been looked at me very much aggrieved, said: car hit it.
I was very angry, ferocious, said: said: ! !
to accomplish namely I am bad, and fast unraveled a long period, and now consider folk feel sorry because the driver.

12. political speech when the teacher once said: ; 13 really good ass as center hepatopulmonary -

14. junior high school when the teacher called the translator who is this man? a student translation: Who is this man ? The whole class laughed, the teacher silent

15. Last go to McDonald's, the seller said: to a bag of potato pieces, they said no. I said, ah what the shop did not even potato chips, so much turned away. . .

16. midterm exams, even the girls behind the table there is a pants-shaped pencil case, I look back, pen out, I said: the !

18. remember when buying plaything pistols filled with circular plastic bullets directly to the toy store, the grandfather said: buy a parcel of the original (circular) ammunition!

19. classmate explained to me how to make some inquiries. I would like to ask a real person answered the phone there or voice, actually turned into: gg to find things and reserve the station where the pack. To a head Patrol, gg immediately approximated politely asked: Speaking of hara-kiri samurai pluck. Teacher said: She told me his extension number, I do not know who I'm looking for a man or a woman surnamed Wang, the way I had a > 23 in college,GHD Leopard Grain, I was studying just bought a compartment phone, do the mobile card, ask to play 1860 artificial units, heat of the moment: How to move with your business. . . , Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite waiter said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All dwelling laughs

24. Yesterday said he wanted me to introduce a personal girlfriend, I had to ask, Khan died himself!

25. the teacher asked us:



26. my husband especially slender, there are times I am impatient,GHD Benefit Straighteners, and he said

27. one day to more outstanding Bridge Road, Tianjin, to buy food to eat. Almost each time to buy my wife eat cookie! Results day I see the new out of the cake a slightly smaller size, looks basically the same, but I'm not sure, then ask the salesperson aunt: : / / user.qzone.qq.com/20192

28. incipient copies of the scripts: I have 110 police commanders and wounded two murderers fled after the spokesman read: two criminals and police commanders and wounded one hundred and ten, after my flee (Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)

29. I am in high school and my brother a class, he sat after me. One night our geography teacher asked us: Who is your sister? Who is the younger sibling? At that time I linger out?

30. Time to buy Cold dormitory, the dormitory to another slip in a surround, back to eating my roommate base the Cold. They see me come back, one of them said to me: how do you come back? Cold is cold!

31. day like soft beverages, catch a few steps toward the Lengyin Tan would like to bottle soft beverages, only to see placed in front of the beer, a radical really said: fart bottle of water ..

33. one of our colleagues, when he went to the driving test, the examiner said a classic case: report instrument,GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, the examiner regular ~~~~~~

34. I memorize one time, and a sister were children to kfc, line up when I listened her murmuring, a chicken burger, a couple of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening on the Xiaofan all She was going to say , two of the boys volunteered to go to canteen to buy beer. Squad leader would favor to remind them to buy buy cans of malt, may have been talking as international happenings, the squad chairman stand up and say: . .

36.mm told me out of the new Kentucky Fried Chicken I am groggy, to the canteen, I laugh, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: Please give me two ............. Shame-_-!

37. first class, the teacher ambitioned to narrate us that the best color of cow's breast, the results rotated into the best color of bosom breast. Comedy class ... ...

38. Hengshan above campus time to melodrama, then climb a mountain half, Xie Hui exhausted of going to look the roadside while the antique madam there to purchase mementoes, prologue up and asked: Just my aunt to go to the lavatory. She hastened to greet the visitors, said:

40. In practice, when a teacher said: you are not a teacher surnamed Chen Chen?

41. a friend to Dumpling House, asked, Dad to seat! Big smile to aid the students to decease

43. I have a discussion with colleagues, anxious mouth to the sentence via) to you, some! the teacher asked the one easy to manage: ,......

48. a teacher, and today, we come on, Yang's feces -

49. a ktv, melody, one mm shout: give me one week cut the mallet . sophomore and a explosion of children particularly like the same quarters a ride with MM to go out shopping, clean up after a pretty clothes with the hoist, suddenly remembered the car did not appear to gas children, and on thrust she simply said: abortion ah ?;

51. once I drove, the feminine colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: br> 52, a expedience in the toilet, out of paper. On his wife, said: ah?! , or head indigestion! , clutch for a long time, shouting: dissolution of the team, the moment my idea vacant, hard prop a sentence: We bought a few watermelon in the pantry. Students pick up a knife called, Long time back, was marveling, he was holding a hand to hack the melon, and alarm and said: I have to tear the pumpkin. Everyone smiling, but after two seconds were all the more Xiaofan, had his hands holding a melon!

58, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey recluse), I ask him questions, blurted out:
59. go to McDonald's to buy a barrel of sweet, finally my turn, I can not wait to say: four greenbacks! there were numerous men ah? ...?

62, a teacher overnight mahjong, did not see the blackboard wash, was furious: I see my sister in the draw Uncle Tai Po, suddenly screamed,GHD Midnight Gift Set 2011, 'I buy you, but on a fleece apartment (forgot to say Where do you live ah? Oh, you fed me. , and go so often, that unit said: put 2 bottles fraught on the train exhibit!

69. sister to do the leather business, rice among the phone with customers, buyer reminders merchandise, aunt sister explained, saying: Sorry foreman, not the appearance leather X, a unit of X off-duty director, not to advert the goods. Customer: What do sheep's clothing? aunt sister: `` Oh oh oh `` off-duty merely likewise a sheep (sheep cargo also anyhow to come) customers: !·%#-!¥!! our home are hilarious

70. Huijin in front of a student who want to look like I donated money to show my pocket just only 100 stamps, some small change as well. So, I blurted out - I am really sorry, I really was not a tiny adore (was going to say no small change), the group of people Kuangyun.

71 of my colleagues actually do: a translator at the conference, pointing to the projection screen was going to say: Please see the library, the results say amuse look at this ; 72 Ammonia a fribring ... to an end a far savage radio hard work the night shift sleep forget timekeeping, and the boss fierce flare slap in the face, he said, confusing drop: just last a noisy noise, Beijing ,,,,, ,,,-

73. say an of my colleagues joke. The premier few weeks, I have a few colleagues to shop for dress, bargain, when a colleague was going to say: We are doing this affair, you can earn how much I do not understand? She said the outcome was too summarize, and become: we are entire out to do, how many you earn we ambition not know? Then, next to her 2 colleagues frightened quickly flash out. Afraid people will think they is. . . . . . Came behind, the colleagues were colleagues Kuangbian ~ ~

74. A friend is doing workers work, then do not do a resignation, a friend called looking for him, the results his colleagues said: I was looking at neatness magazine, which happens to have some comments, the After much talking, he felt ought not be too surprised! LG's eyes ought be straight. I'll explain, LG said on the hateful, you would like to tell me Well, not themselves. My God! There is more entangling than this thing?
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76 . have not seen the 3-year students come to me EX-MM library. I met said: Then I nearly fainted. . . . . . . .

77. not even the boss of Shanghai, arrived in Shanghai, there are times even go back to the question pig tails and a small pig tail. . . Even the boss firmly shook his head and said definitely not, even asked why, he said the driver asked him, and asked to large pigtail or pig tail. . Even Kuangyun. . Turned out to be big or small turning turning. . . .

78. even all do such a fatuous thing, the most over-time to the hotel a man colleague said, dizzy N long -

79. even a tall educate physics instructor said, Yes mention the eggs cooked. . . .

80. Primary condolences to the troops perform, read out a letter: Dear leaders .... about Taiwan at a group of people so dark teeth,GHD Straighteners, head of a Mongolian, say: Dear differentiated martyr

81. or primary school, read about the movie Princess Adventures of dogs, the bird dog yard piece princess back to the study-room, a male student said You are the princess (piglet), so much laughter, to another that you sow, and their mirth. Then triumphantly said I am your main (Piggy), they guffaw.

82. last time out with friends, just the day before on the road to see a skylight unit in the draw of wheat sinus? (Pink Pig), bus car in front of friends said, ; 83 I marital a fribring ... to an endvited colleagues who work a trade alliance to do the main of ceremonies, he's very agreeable about the entire field, the results to the last moment, he asked a clear voice, said: wreath (of flowers should be) Mandarin, who is also a special passion. One day at noon and everybody is ready we went out for dinner, coming to the fore when the phone rang, he catch the phone in front of others: who to turn to? Oh, look silly Mimi ah, she just went to the theater ...
85. there is a plane landing and found out it was rainy, a good thought flight attendants remind tourists ready for an umbrella (rain gear) results deliberately turned into: Yang with your Do not, under the machine can not be friends. door up after that: the original master Zhang Yang Road, Sham Road and he husband halo!

87. then university, there is a especially cold winter, the morn rinse roommate came back told us: building without water, cold water estimated to be frozen. heard dissimilar roommate answer to: had known so cold, do not look to the water ligation our one, collapsed .......

88. on the way family to see a small stall to buy a small turtle, erected a stop beside a small sign to fascinate business. just hear to my students carefully read the road drops toward a small blackboard, West - Small - color - electric! A Zhu Tourou, speaking for a long time, the waiter can not understand, students m with a smile, pointing to his brain, facing the waitress said: , lady used to ask

91. that is when the aircraft landed. Heard the stewardess with a very cordial tone, that such a sentence? Words: toilets are down, do not on the airplane! ! (Should be: the aircraft is down, do not the toilet)

92. Or junior high school, once, before the end of the test, the teacher said: ask something to put the papers on the table, you can go out. I am laughing yet, half-day teachers and additional students to react.

93. once in the friends and shopping, wade and speak the old excitement of say, an old matron stepped on the results, was going to say The results turned into 94.1 January 1, too cold, my mommy to go out and buy entities, and my father said: cold, you dress inside what?

96. high school classmates and go to a restaurant, after the still point of the dishes do not want to multiplication a dish, I had to say tomatoes, fried eggs I do not know how, blurted out, surprisingly --- tomatoes fried tomatoes. Boss thought for a long time ... ...

97, at the same chart the things off the floor, bent down to pick up, even with the foot of, only to step on their hands, their furious: stepped on my foot?! Horror! ! ! ! !

99, low test scores, I complained bitterly: I score too inexpensive!

100, Tiger is not portly cats, you think it is dying it! http://user.qzone.qq.com/20192