In methodology, more than 90 percent of people will be drunk before the old of 30 once. As for the drunk look after, can be narrated as full scope, variety, people can not help laughing ... ...
today, let us take a look at the mix after it drunk.
1: I absence a few stars
elements by the end of parties, a day usually very tranquility colleagues drink blood ruddy eyes. Leaders look the latent nice, so I quickly sent him home. Other hand I can vex a taxi, which my colleagues on the train, but not life and decease, but happily sitting according the road on. I saw he looked very brave in the sky, said: br> a meal, a drink of some high-buddies, but it seems fairly clear, and everyone no attention to him. Finish at dinner time, which buddies suddenly rushed to the road, hand stopped a police patrol 110, then Lakaijumen, ruddy sitting inside the police and says loudly: I know this car one 11 kilometers, (Qingdao The taxi cost is a one per km) can you also do not absence to jot so much to me, do you consider I am nearsighted ah ... ...
3: nice
to the hotel business banquet, there buddies goes to the restroom, came back very mysterious tells us: group of people rushed over, Jiuqi buddies would play it. Of course, we leave, ask them: He does not muff with you, do you hammer him?
have a chilly buddies, once he was wearing leather pants motorcycle drive catch dinner. After drinking a stupid pass, we withdraw. Break up in the avenue when it suddenly buddies urgency up, went to a tree, not the solution leather pants, but untied the belt and saw his hand and belt, started a tree directed amusement together.
end, he also carrying a pass mad shaking belt.
Then, he launched his motorcycle. At the time he started, he actually noticed the ground under the wet leather pants into a group. So he asked us especially muddled sentence: He has a special hobby fable, a drink high in love gives out money, one hundred, let a taxi home. Who is not he whom anxious, ruthless people can not beat a meal.
may be one to the next day,
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6: throw
see my dad, drunk and people love to bet, and once he returned late at night, we went to the pub to find him. Find him, he was on the street and another person clamoring to see than the pros and cons. Quarreling, he took off his antique Omega wrist handle, to fling along the street, then walked hurriedly pick up excitedly shouted:
his shirt,
Asics Tiger Coolidge Lo, jeans, knots, are stacked neatly aboard the side, urgent his compartment phone upon, namely really off the machine. There are shoes, merely likewise neatly arrayed, shoes, socks above the aperture ... ...
seems that brothers are mains of this.
then I thought, thanks to these brothers is not ########## hobbies, alternatively more fun to read.
8:
stairs once, and Tianjin to the consumers, who demands to make us sink down in Shanghai under the chart, of course we are not convinced, then turns on stage. From malt to drink wine, from wine to drink rice wine, drink pearly wine from the wine, the end result is: Tianjin man who should clutch the toe of his wife upstairs, but sleepwalk my year-old daughter from the first layer back to the seventh ground, and then sent back to the premier floor from the seventh floor, staggering, repast beaten at his wife, eyes are green.
9: encounter with the gang robbers
finished drinking wine, after hours go to a certain house. I walked on, a person who wandered off perished, and the other went to him.
us first so and so home, sit down, after a while the baby roamed off to that human, and very active way as everyone to mention the robbers kick him, let him melodrama with even intimidated to pillage with a brick gangsters to kick flee. Soon for he achieved, he went to the man arrived, said angrily walks away and gets hit with a brick that Hell, he broke his Baotoushucuan.
10: I
once afresh, a few friends approximately the king's head in a hotel called the drink, behind which a drunk,
Asics Gel Stratus 2.1, he just went to different to a hotel to be dissimilar team drinking buddy, we bar him lofty, had to let him go. Can not long ahead he was suddenly look gifted in front of us, while he kept apologize: shouted: the first king! When he came to us again, he has not identified who is who, fortunately the results of a anguish sorry!
11: laughing and calling
annual before winter, met a girl. Temperament too good to dead. Almost each day we both mallet together. Night is not going to go steep disco tavern. Once at night, we drink drunk back home. She came home after the difficulty began. Crying, tearful to much. A man hiding in her lavatory tearful. I flung open the door pulled her out, she go drill a colossal wardrobe, and then cry.
eventually get her to bed, she hugged me crying. It's not finished, see the hand of the phone, bang it. Severely hit to go to the wall. I then watched the fine folding mobile phone in half.
next day, she woke up over. Propped his brain looking by the ground damaged into 2 portions of the call, angrily ran downstairs had a carry bricks up. I looked by her puzzled. I saw the matron elect up the bricks and mortar to pound fiercely phone, breaking open the shell, she removed the portions inside, smiling at me and said: then piece in to buy a phone,
Asics Onitsuka California 78! point a lot. During the conference we toasted, rotating round melee, do no know how numerous flasks of brandy to nectar, equitable memorize to go when 1 of my colleagues in the motel downstairs spewing, when regrettable spit meantime shouting: My fin ah, the compassion.
13: from Nanjing to Zhenjiang
I know a brother, Nanjing, particularly like to drink. When he come to have a small magnolia motorcycle riding, one night, he was drunk, but still riding his motorcycle home. At that time he could not see road, and merely know faint along State Road 312 entire the way along. Can not remember how long the ride, so he was somewhat {awake|wake up}, preferably abruptly looked up, turned in front of a sign,
he actually ride from Nanjing, Zhenjiang small Mulan motorcycle ride!
Genghen is he riding on Magnolia and then ride back from Zhenjiang, Nanjing.
14: brotherhood rain
usually do to mail a very cordial man to drink high, to a small Shupang convenient to go away with time off, but felt he was laid hold his back turned down, When he's a busy person to see him,
Asics Mexico 66 New Arrival, so anxious, but also came with him convincing, more than an hour later, they discovered that he is both man and the tree belt and jump together, and even went to the tree for very a while brotherhood rain ... ....
15: mistaken
my brother Units issued year-end bonus, he and several colleagues on a good hotel to commemorate a pass. Satiated, his brother out of the car key to open a bike, but in whichever circumstance are not open.
brother thought, probably for he drank also much, hand shaking because of it? Anyway, today made a Tingduo money, simply apt make a automobile had to go family. So he put namely bicycle into the trunk of a cab, take a cab behind home. After sobering up the next daytime, my sibling came downstairs to look, bad! He had to bicycle to a cab then dragged back.
elemental, a rapid pull to go home at night he is a companion of Mike's bike!
16:
home of one of my neighbors, I favor to drink, constantly drunk. Once, after he was drunk on the taxi, the driver pedaled so slowly he says go. Can await a long time have not happened, looked back, he was undressing it. Startle the driver, rapidly asked: is my car, not your home. He said: Hotel together a morsel, and he drank a little high, to the hotel, refusing to come out of the room opener, no access, we had to go to a hotel front table to other means.
so we went back to the room door and the server, when I saw he was with relish of his own money in the billfold, honor cards, business cards, material like a neatly placed in a ground. See us,
Asics Mexico 66 Lauta, he was incited and pleased, said:
Drunk dry 17 embarrassments
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