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Reprinted from 646121867 at 22:06 on July 23, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 1. a buddy yesterday paid a girlfriend, and we are very surprised, because he has always been different, do not like love, questioning the reasons,
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2. I am female, there is a small hobby, just a love of exaggeration in his face, makeup, and entertain themselves,
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big girl Yeah, big girl ~ ~ ~ waves waves waves ah ah, twisted a few times, have shown that the effect of clothing almost, following the focus , and I looked up, grinning music, also revealed close to the seaweed's front teeth, the atmosphere behind the freezing of the ... ... her husband stood stunned several of his friends ... ... I ah the cry, the red back to the bedroom. Summon a lot of courage to go out to play cards, they pour some tea, pour water to a buddy, his good mood and said: a small step, Then one day the director sent me a young man, I rub. . Called a handsome, often played like that Gangju of Kevin. (Do not know the woman hastened to Baidu female) at noon as usual, he went with me to eat the master, the thought of this I feel extremely good throughout the morning. Finally arrived at noon, we were side by side down the stairs together, and I spend a long time the lady did not come in handy split step. . Results of the cup. . I am a crooked heels and rolled down the HLL. . And because wear dress is the first step, I want to have their feet washed to stop fierce ground not stop, sit so your knees rolling down a dozen flights of stairs. . . In the next little guy scared silly. . . Finally. . . Finally, I have not walk, the little guy to eat lunch with another girl, by the way I brought a take-away. . . Rub. . .
4. there are times to chat with students, said their newborn thing, when you say how how he was born thriller. I really want to say: I just did not cry at birth, no breathing, like dead. Tragedy came, I said. . . In fact, I just left a naturally dead. . . . I just left a naturally dead. . Just left a naturally dead. . Dead. . Dead. . Ang. .
5. northeastern menfolk children is funny, a friend of my husband, his girlfriend break up with her, the two arguing on the phone, like the woman, and someone else for this last child, said Northeast buddy: Good , and what is not said, how high you tell me he? Hung up the phone, and several buddies tried to persuade his children, do what is uncomfortable, and wondered why he asked the man asked the height ah, he said: loud noise, and do not understand clearly, later beat Zezheng ah Line ...
6. a good friend to the self-bank money, met a liar threw 50 yuan at his feet and asked if it lost the money my friend (friend Jianqian liar would like to take the time to go pull his card, You all know), my friend really must, their feet slam the 50 dollars, then pull your card away, and then slow to pick up 50 yuan said the word Thank you brother, face the rest of the black line liar!
7. a Class A boys and a girl fall in love the girl, also the spring than the spring of Costa Rica Costa Rica, but two very good relationship, said boys and girls have already lived through several late back. They are high school , the class teacher to the boys and girls have heard several times stayed at home, and that since both parents are recognized, and he no more tubes. was to open parents, parents of the boys asked the class teacher, and why our son's grades dropped so much. teacher said the word fluently, may be the love of the bar. boys and parents look very nervous when asked about his son's love and so on, then put it bluntly. the last guy's mother to the sentence, that he brought back not a man? not a man? is a man? men do?
8. saying the high number of teachers in our class very beautiful long! day of classes, due to play late last night playing computer, so they started her class met with Duke! came after she saw the name I get up, of course, I do not know what crazy and not his head, as she looked down at me, I opened up my eyes to see a lovely face , then the face in front of the class in the teacher's face quickly Qinliaoyikou, then ~~~~~ who has Meilian Jian ~
9. A: You hope and love you with or you they love? B: I hope and I love the people with the A: Now I do not love you, break up B: No, I hope and I love the people together A: I was thinking, so break up the bus to hear, kill the original problem is split sentence
10. freshman and girlfriend when the train home, vote buying is not good, although even the number one aisle, but in the interval, So want to sit with seats replaced. I see a girl next to me silently reading their own English, probably train yourself a man, I told the girls said: under the street light, see the front side in front of us was standing looking into a really handsome one ah, (animal in nature ... ...) and then approached ~ ~ ah ... ... aquiline nose, smooth jaw, unruly chestnut blond hair, such as the sculpture-like vigil met with ... ... can not think of handsome pot of epic proportions!! inside it a exciting ah, yy him back with us Allure will smile, soulful say: long,
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very, ah, shaking, what kind of strength ~! female students continue to shake: Did not you hear any strange sound ? such as see also kept people, sister! I really admire you! ~~~~~~ ah ha ha ha ha ah autumn in my -_-|||
12. Last Spring home, in Guangzhou the train station waiting room because so many people waiting on the square, and suddenly the sky came the deep hum of voices, a few friends looking upward, I saw a helicopter, as this stuff in our lives is not very common, so everyone very carefully watched the helicopter left, the results of it, put luggage on the floor all gone, Oh, the car went home empty-handed
13. my freshman year, there are days out from the dormitory and saw two girls in front of , thought it was his classmates to side waving barefoot and shout a voice:; Hi! result, the two girls turn around, I found the wrong person. to save face, arm waving red before I continue: Hi! also deliberately placed to look very far, let them think I was more in front of people again shouted. Results screams, and also play over, I regret it ----- the original front in addition to the two female students, no others ...
14. or kindergarten, our class has a BH of the girls sitting next to me, and every afternoon when he started to nose picking, booger and then dug into his mouth, eating with relish , completely ignoring the side .... I was shocked even more shocking is that I mouth cheap, and finally could not help but ask his opening said: ; not good. , pick a cell phone online, thought it was back to the owner, so he found a cell phone telephone numbers played in the past (phone number is the owner's sister) turned on each other and said: Brother, what happened? So I said: I'm sorry, you are the owner of this phone sister? your brother lost cell phone, I picked it! she hear said: Oh, you wait. and then put the phone to hang. about two minutes. this phone rang, I pick, hears the other was a woman, said: Brother, you find the phone!
16. how can I do? yesterday at noon, and her husband in the nap. and then the Inner secret calls, so to talk up in the middle husband had been asleep. All of the above premise... talk to half of the women's apartment close said something: you come to my house. I want to say: my husband back, next time... only that the former six words, and suddenly her husband suddenly woke up, and then hard to the body suits and ready to punch out... At that time, I smiled and heartless... and so we reflect over, dead silence... .
17. That day I was watching TV, the TV said was how to deal with children at risk of things. So, I wanted to test to two year old son. I pretended to faint look,
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20 . I also like everybody else, like squatting large to see a joke, but our bathroom shielding signal is too strong, go after the Web page are not open, basically are in the office prior to re-open the page with great interest the pit to go. However, the process of squatting can not flip it is painful. an accident that, stood up when the phone signal full grid, only squat when seemingly no signal, it is wonderful, it is found under the hang of it, squatting, when the High above his head flip phone to find the signal, but the cup with this generation! to just find the signal when the door is not locked, I was flattered holding a cell phone, but also looking at mobile phones and full of smiles refresh to time, it was the door opened, and then he quietly shut the door. Later ...... ...... and then later heard rumors that: Some people in the company toilets self shit,
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