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1 shopping, the friends suddenly exclaimed:

2 I have the time to buy lamb skewers out of four fingers say to the boss say > 4 I surnamed Chu, management element room. One period something buffet me phone: cauliflower 'soup! I put the chart and elevate it! The results say: How Manchester United's fighting a male, he said excitedly: potato silk, do not put potatoes!
9 Yesterday a companion asked me. How to write section of the celebration? I replied: Soji head below a section of the festival cleared Soji head! Comedy all the staff! I am not respond ~~~~~~~!
10 year looking for work, the interviewer asked me what year graduated. I averaged to say 2000, was an excited, said: minutes, I said the same table on a show of hands: a teacher I go to the bathroom. English teacher was very pessimistic to say: how much people are still on the toilet?

12 wave physics teacher: dwelling to buy a woman sanitary cloth, the boss said: a pouch of sanitary napkins.
boss really Q: Sam Sun or spicy?
Somewhat taken aback, and then the students, said: Sam Sun, and I panic I can not stand spicy. . .
14 University of the line of responsibility, on educational psychology. ... late into the classroom. blackboard an indirect intention of the old instructor in rage, called the line of responsibility to answer the question the board. schoolmates half said evasively: with the theory>, which also hard to say lah. I asked one to express concern: put the ass and said, peppery ......
17 1 Taobao chats, ?
Seller: ..........
Seller: My mother said do not sell it!

18 colleagues we have a business voyage, the dealer invited him to dinner. During the meeting, to want to urinate, the dealer said there opposite the toilet, so if you go to the door, that we are eating on the opposite you can free our colleagues in order to save two cents, stride straight forward,GHD Purple Gift Set, confidently on the toilet pipe, said: When the merchandise before the holiday, the banquet these days because of unexamined, and I do not know the contents of the mandate, the one on Shunkou Wen: What is your thing?
20 when I leave out of high school to work in a students looking for a canteen servers ought work,GHD Green Styler Straighteners, for was a little chap, and is working so very nervous the first time, had to ask managers to be not working, want to say that no staff will be asked to be a little extra shrewd, the result that as: coins were given to vendors, quitting a shortfall of a dime, so he hawkers say br> 22 appointment of the general manager, said of smoking: smoking is suffocated!!

23 kfc after Sudan episode,GHD Glamour Limited Edition, I went to kfc
server inquired, what is your point?
I imagined: a pair of Sudan
waiter now an statement of being smothered
24 midday in the lavatory meet colleagues, I suddenly do not understand what the word hello, mysteriously asked a question: it? that apes with how the yen commute.
26 quarters Ge Jige discern Visitors can also speak secret in the blade, served... ! audience are down.
28 Our educator namely quite powerful, so an daytime he said:
29 go to the theater to see ... ... throw the die!
30, and a bunch of friends for dinner, one of the brothers were estimated to be betrayed, not depressed, focusing instead on drinking a lot of malt, then stood up and flushed face, screaming: not sold out!!! br> 31 day to go shopping, urgency, found in front of a cafe, rushed to the front door hurrahing network: your restroom in the latrine where ~?
32 seminary, a classmate and I debate the publish, occasionally drawback, so he got up and screeching in a pound the table: , said: membranes are not, so many turned away .......
36 mid-term examination, even the girls back the table there is a pants-shaped pencil case, I look back, pen out, I said: . to a head Patrol, gg immediately approached politely asked: I very gently, pointing to slay classmates Yutai said to him: beautiful you girl's chant her turn, an beginning on the Xiaofan entire, she was going to say Prior to before the first sentence of the back bedroom is forever asked: I called and asked me when I work family, I prevaricate to my wife said, yet also for a long time, pleased to listen she is not hanging up the phone, my center said to give you a wonder ... ... and buy a flower, and rush buy chocolate, they rush to activity automobile, hit a long time, finally found the motorcar, home, rush upstairs, voicelessly open the door and saw his wife in the pantry, my heart lukewarm, look, jumped in the quondam, raised flowers, trembling and affectionate The told his wife namely ... 2 students work to Internet cafes, Internet cafes, where we asked him to sit row?
He said:
49 we have a Board Secretary surname minutes at a universal meeting, introduce themselves, saying: Comrades, you! My appoint is Bell, is watch the table! ;
50 afterward go and my mischievous little sister in the queue waiting because the bus station, scavenging in the face of approximating a middle-aged women, who brain the oil surface filth, rags, too a behind pack garbage.
sister took my side of the conceal, while funny I said: a primary school for the 1st time to participate in the school reading tournament, especially tense, the teacher waited a long time to encourage, or palm sweating. eventually her turn, students a bite, walked a few steps of the central station: reading aboard the topic: the red maple leaves crazy ......( a)
52 or a basic school, the teacher points to see the students read the composition, principally adored, always looking along to make their teachers read one back. the opportunity finally came: mother ......Listen Du flute playing ......after all people do not speak .....( in fact, she would like to know, evening, the silence up, affectionate, said: Song contented drowsiness of the students are playing a spiritual.
57 once, physical pedagogy, physical teaching teacher, said: students back all distorted up.
58 girls class a ego assertive, while chewing gum while still shaking mad Stick 'em to the table outside the teacher truly could not stand, walked around a pound the table shouted: small users mail txt messages to ... ... Akira, she gazed at my hand and said: I put you into that entity here! hoist human are immediately turned around to see me I am a morsel angry: What the hell is it? clear ah!! She pointed to my hand Answer: The emulating dangling that entity on you Yeah! immediately someone laughing I saw can not say anything, and immediately put the bag away from the lower body before,GHD Blue Styler Straighteners, said: No, not. She said something keen and strong words: all right, look by me this thing is small, not many that thing Yeah you must be skillful to come into, to attempt, I holding the additional two colleagues have laughed together a.

61 junior lofty school kind show ,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, grasp question session.
hostess: Now open .....still in his mouth, how do you rob? out. ;

64 with a colleague,GHD Classic Styler Straighteners, one day I drove on the road tires and no gas, and asked where inflatable, colleagues said: High School Director of Church and State Department report on the meeting in a school favor Kan Maopian criticized some of the boys: a line, I blurted out: , said: It does not material, blundered ...

68 6 years age when my grandfather, I died!!

69 girls high school level has a Xingjiao a day and her make a bet, forget what the wager, she asked: how do you lose? answer was: I told you I lost Xingjiao. loud and remove voice, the results of the whole class laughs 10 minutes ... ...

70 posted exhausted ah made a long time, and even dine shit's fresh all accustomed up ... no Huitie right from me?
71 Well, you edit this post repeatedly to the water spray the keyboard .. ....