once took a bus, the IC card line up on the automobile in front of a person throwing the coin, my brain short-circuit followed at the IC card darted to ... ...
● adjoin forgot the key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, and then open their own gate. More stunning is that I begin to finish in collusion with the balcony, I did not notification something wrong. Alas, we were sure to be the head with a door path via.
● One day, ascertain the phone was gone, a quest of bags and each corner of the house, without success. Fell to the floor then reduced, pocket and pulled out a compartment phone, sending text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
● time we melodrama mahjong blackout, and on the point of candles continue to play, then it was too hot, shouting,
● installed since the dorm phone, we became a We have a small house Huoer name is Li Lei, a job the summer, a programmer at a network site. Yesterday, he went to work, folk shriek seeing as him, I answered the phone. I said Li Lei is not in the other celebration asked him to work family anyhow? I said no, the caller said: It is diagonally inverse quarters over the phone, we are not also familiar with). Li Lei came behind by night, I told him the phone, he tin mention almost lofty educate students called it, then press the phone back ashore the quondam. Li Lei Shaanxi people call a pass he asked: .....I stared, whether pass, and say I'll be back. Li Lei passed,
GHD MK4 Kiss Straighteners, the third elect up the phone. Not a few seconds, which it came, come back. p>
● high school, a buddy level in 1981, students, small is relating ..... The following is exceptionally antique when his bus, point things: High School when this man take a bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting afterward to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth to the sentence: very tranquilize replied: The man second sentence: The third sentence: The man stared at eccentric surprised that man, looked a full ten seconds, to the sentence:
● I remember in high school,
GHD Green Straighteners, discern a good man outdoor the school to buy a pie to dine, you understand Well, high school Yongnaoguodu often starving, and I swiftly ran up the premier pummel him, and He then grasped a morsel of pie to chew on, yet too Mamalielie that truly is not enough feeling, do not take me to buy to buy a cookie, not to swallow the results of a pie, looked up and saw merely to find the erroneous person, this no problem, I'm apologetic I was actually his mouth still when I bite into namely pie in the hands of a plug toward that male ran away, the entire process at 1 go! ! ! Remember back to when the school gates looking back, that man still standing stall before hand that the mouth of the pie missing a daze it. I immediately occasionally could not help yet calculate this entity is 2 beneath his hammer! ! ! !
● a topic called for the following four points joined with related words: 1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed; 2, Zhang Haidi sister headstrong to learn; 3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several alien languages; 4, Zhang Haidi sister academic acupuncture. The correct answer ought be: She was paralyzed. discovered a violent baby, wrote: Zhang Haidi sister not only learn a foreign language, but also knowledgeable acupuncture, she was so stubborn to learn, and finally paralyzed!
● I Yunnan University, 2000, Ma Jiajue is that level. Ma Ying-jeou event, but not caught when the arrest warrant on the public security authorities arrested Ma Ying-jeou said that can help numerous thousands of award. We are very jealous and would favor to obtain that large amount of money, the streets are note passers-by looks. One day, sitting out on the bus, many people, only one person standing, suddenly we are staring at the man to see, I look closely,
GHD Hair Straightener, many like the way Ma Ying-jeou on the catch justification, we may have seen , and is a nervous and excited look. Tension to the extreme, we see that people are scared by it, shouting angrily: gearing up once all the skylights are closed. The man on a helpless wording. to the police station, the driver air to the police, said: I like the car was Ma Jiajue, I immediately drove to the. man wronged the police said: police officers, alternatively me,
GHD Benefit Straighteners, today I caught the second time you have this up.
● same table chilly, runny nostril, but he forgot to send a handkerchief, and have continued to proboscis compelled inhalation snout. Language manuscript on the blackboard the pedagogue suddenly rotated a lot of noises: Teacher said:
● freshman, a sub-package to the cafeteria, appointed card machine knows there is some wrong, what programs go on 25 three, selling steamed buns sibling tinker with for a long time can not be put back, so pathetic, said: all right, I remember you, behind often, until the money runs out the multi-zoned. I am the meager under the Dayton Dayton buns buns to eat a semester, buns brother still owe me 2 3 ... ... The most annoying is four annuals in academy I did not even find a girlfriend! ! Until graduation, one day I hiked in the college tree-lined road, listened a bunch of girls backward pointing small channel: money!!
● I surnamed Chu, treatment unit apartment. One time someone buffet me phone:
● noon to cook, my mom gave me a pot of carrots:
● remember once called Elizabeth to buy fruit, I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? Boss spent the speck
● and presidency, people nectar,
GHD Green Butterfly 2011, heaved his cup and loudly:
● period to mart to buy edible, prepare supper, a Korean friend to buy lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him change for all vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers - my cilia, gave you, so there is no cilia out.
● a drink and talk in the cafeteria to eat, suddenly base himself out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry consume of grain planters uncle, the pick up and eat up. But after found that the rice does not seem to me ... ...
● Qiazhao a huge rooster's neck, but not the sword, hesitated a long time, it was I even smothered a chicken
● Sina a newspaper headline: Chongqing Railway Police special police anti-terrorism discipline in a train Hebei Comment: Excuse me,
GHD Diamond Flag 2011, can you squeeze onto the train in China it? Also tmd fear too!
● drink one night and a few friends, few people are drunk. one to slumber in the street, we could not heave to migrate him, speak to him on the cover to find something, do not catch a cold. A few days later to see him, he said, stood three the next day woke up he found his bicycle
I laughed as a entire ten minutes !
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