Arnold Schwarzenegger wears 'I Survived Maria' T-shirt

So Arnold. You publicly humiliated your wife by knocking up the maid (wear a condom with the help, man, Jesus), the public kind of thinks you’re a scumbag, you put your career on hiatus, and even your kids didn’t seem too happy with you for a while. What’s your plan to turn your image around? Lay low for a while? Visit an orphanage? Buy a tiny dog like <a href="http://www.cheaptruereligiononline.com/"><strong>true religion online</strong></a> Mickey Rourke? …What’s that? You say you want to wear an “I Survived Maria” t-shirt for the paparazzi? Those were last words of Arnold’s publicist before she blew her brains out, as I imagine it. In any case, in case you can’t tell, the shirt says ‘I Survived Maria’, with 2007 – 2010 on the back. Apparently when the Governator <a href="http://www.cheaptruereligiononline.com/true-religion-skinny-jeans-c-239.html"><strong>true religion store</strong></a> left office, Maria’s Office of the First Lady staff made the shirts as a joke. The original shirt reads “2007 – 2010.” Arnold’s shirt has been edited: “2007 <a href="http://www.cheaptruereligiononline.com/"><strong>cheap true religion online</strong></a> 1977 – 2010.” 1977 is when Arnold and Maria started dating. [Gawker] I’m not sure it’s considered “surviving” a relationship when you spend the whole time jizzing inside every Mexican that blips onto your heat vision grid like the Predator. There’s a remote possibility that this is just an old shirt and not at all a statement, but even <a href="http://photos.pulsradio.fr/displayimage.php?pos=-1773"><strong>MBT Men's Fanaka GTX Oxford,Black,46 1/3 EU (US Men's 12 M ...</strong></a> so. Throw it away, man. No good can come of it. And that’s true of pretty much any novelty t-shirt. Well, except for “ARNOLD IS NUMERO UNO.” That one’s still awesome. [pics via TMZ, obviously]