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68351 2010 年 12 月 17 日 09:19 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
1,
buyers: Hello, I want to buy your shoes store
Seller: Hi, Which like photographed Come
buyers: I would like to use Q coins to buy your shoes can do
seller: No
Buyers: Tencent pat, you should use Q coins ah
Seller:. . . . . .
2,
buyers: Sorry, JJ, pay little things until now, hold you laying out!
Seller: does not matter, ah ~ ~ ~ lay eggs, I do not have that feature Pinch
buyers: Haha, sorry wrong number is the next single!
Seller: Kuangyun, I said I did not like that feature it!
3,
Buyer: treasurer in?
Seller: in the pro
buyers: You can use the recommendation for my skin care products?
Seller: Yes, may I ask what type of MM skin it?
buyers MM: I'm the bitch dry mix (Pinyin input method, ha ha)
Seller: Khan
4,
buyers: I patted the store to buy your commodities, you quickly remarried (changed price) is good, I can not wait
sellers MM :==
buyers: Hurry up, I'll pay you remarried a
Seller MM: Do not dream it! You to ask my husband
5,
buyers: You bowl in addition to height and diameter, the other dimensions are not? Thickness? Bowl width? Bottom of the bowl along the high
degree? Bowl wall angle?
Seller: ...... sorry, no less accurate ah
buyers: the customer is God, you are not sure what to do with size of business ?
Seller: ..... God, ah, come tell me how much my bowl right angle
buyers: Why does the European version and licensed to sell separately?
Seller: stick together because of inconvenient to use
buyers:. . . . . . . .
6,
buyers: the owner of shoes do you have other home design?
Seller: Yes, you albums address, you can go there to see,
prada sale 2011, many did not have time shelves. ... ...
buyers: Oh, very beautiful shoes, home owner, the products have a baby in the picture how ah?
Seller: Oh, that was my son, do not sell it!
Buyers: Yes, ah! Can not sell to sell pro-son! !
7,
Buyer: How much of your idle her grandmother
Seller:? ? ? ?
buyers: Sorry smoothly press the Enter key, and a formula
Seller: I'm surprised, only idle a can of milk
buyers: it can be cheaper up a can of Grandma? I bought.
Seller: I do not sell grandma, ah, sell milk Oh!
8,
buyers: the boss, you say the European version of good quality and good quality or licensed?
Seller: perhaps the European version of it!
buyers: Why?
Seller: Because I've seen a dedicated service center licensed.
9,
buyers: the boss, could you help me pick the best one?
Seller: Yes, I have hundreds of mobile phones to organize themselves so that they first audition after PK.
10,
buyers: the boss, the cell phone ring tones how?
Seller: absolute energy response
11,
buyers: the boss, my classmates said, you here to buy the phone, even from the four upper floors fall break, and you can change, is it?
Seller: You should worry more about the students, do not let him alone and talk with him more, take part in some group activities. If you have not seen any improvement, you can look to the hospital.
buyers: Oh. . . . . .
12,
buyers: the boss has this phone available?
Seller: no
buyers: Why out of stock ah!
Seller: Because out of the
buyers: Oh! Why stock it?
Seller: Because out of stock.
buyers: hey, how out of stock it!
Seller: Because out of stock
buyers: Oh. . . . That when a stock ah?
Seller: arrival time
13,
buyers: Photos are you? Also so cool!
Seller: Sorry, no haggling!
buyers:. . . . . .
14,
buyers: the boss, there is chocolate?
Seller: Yes, Dove, there Jindi the
buyers: I mean the phone! ! !
Seller: Oh, a reminder by you so I know that I was selling mobile phones
15,
buyers: the boss, you give the talk about how to distinguish the original battery and assembly of battery
Seller: thrown into the fire, you put the battery, the original explosion louder more
Buyer:. . . . . .
16,
buyers: the treasurer, you have four drill how a poor assessment
Sellers: Do not you think China is a Yuanjiacuoan many countries? There injustice there will be resistance, there is resistance there will be sacrifice.
17,
buyers: the boss, you are in Shenzhen people?
Seller: Shenzhen people you seen it?
buyers: No
Seller: That I do not
buyers: how do you go to Shenzhen, it?
Seller: not to contribute to the economic development of Shenzhen.
buyers:. . . . . .
18,
buyers: anyone?
seller: Sorry, I only sell phones!
19,
buyers: the boss,
prada handbags 2011, ask you a question? Continental Bank, Hong Kong Bank, the Asia-Pacific Bank, European Bank, which better quality?
Seller: are the same, must borrow it!
buyers: down!
buyers: the boss can meet to trade?
Seller: where are you?
buyers: Wuhan
Seller: I am in Shenzhen, will you come over?
buyers: how could I go to open it?
Seller: you can not do without that piece of land of?
buyers:? ? ?
Seller: a dry noodles to eat of the land
buyers:. . . . . . . . . . .
20,
Buyer: How much?
Seller: 2560
Buyer: 2000 sale?
Seller: Yes, support Alipay you, give me a dozen
buyers: What?
Seller: I think your prices are more affordable.
21,
buyers: the boss, the phone has a red?
Seller: not available, the manufacturers have not had
buyers: hey, I was a girl like red, how to do it?
sellers: You can customize
buyers: Really, how much?
Seller: A to not how much money is given
buyers since 5000: Oh, thanks, I'll consider the next
Seller: Well, considering well, with enough money a to
22,
buyers: you have 998 MOTO
Seller: I'm sorry, I'm not collector
23,
buyers: how much does
seller by EMS: 20
buyers: the post office is not according to the weight of it? Still so much to a reader?
Seller: taxi a short distance you will not charge you for not starting at
buyers:. . . . . . . . .
24,
buyers: How much?
Seller: 1780
buyers: how so cheap, I am a bit worried about
Seller: Well, in order to avoid unnecessary worry you, I am involved, I went to buy into 1980
Home:. . . . . . . . .
25,
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buyers: the boss, I gave my girlfriend buy a cell phone, you give recommend
Seller: you just find a suitable buyer on the line
: But her request pricey
sellers: do you listen to her, ah, hard one o'clock a man a woman should
buyers:. . . . . . .
26,
buyers: Friends 660 包邮 it!
Seller: Bite ing ... ...
buyers: Khan! Bite down?
Seller: No,
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buyers: bite bite you hard again ah
27,
buyers: in you?
Seller: Hello, in the, what can I help you?
buyers: how much money you 包邮?
seller: I? .. . 包邮 (calculated in ....)
Seller: My mother said do not sell the
28,
buyers: see trade right?
Seller: Oh, sorry, no Oh,
prada outlet, we only accept mail order.
buyers: You said that a place that I go.
Seller: face to face transactions it really inconvenient.
buyers: You can wear a mask, or I masked!