Jokes six

1 has a mad, I do not understand where to get a gun,GHD Purple Styler Straighteners, he was hiking in a small dingy lane. Suddenly meet a youth male, then do not mention mad 2 its security on the ground with guns to his brain! Asked: 1 + 1 = a few? Young folk frightened! Meditation for a long period. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the pistol in his arms - the cold, said the sentence: You understand also many

2 Xiao Jun Xiao Ming went family to detect a small army library, yet the small army that tin not be asking many are looking for paperback.
penetrate Xiao Jun Xiao Ming's mother sat on the sofa woven towel, book in his mother's side!
Xiao Ming on the small army said: your mother next door ah!
small army of full Little said the face looked strange: you shovel?
so Bob would shout: your mom next door pull!!
afterward Xiao Ming is a small army and a small army blow his mother hides out ......
Xiaoming baffled ....

3 Pig aboard the Moon and Chang-e namely affectionate, suddenly a eclipse crossed, Pig rake
revive speedily carrying out,GHD IV Pure Straighteners, after emerge from,GHD New Wave Limited Edition, said: Damn,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, Yang ......


4 day, a small U.S. car out for a drive with her boyfriend,GHD Straighteners,
car quickly running out of oil, equitable afterward to a gas station , opened in the past, when a sudden gust of air beating her boyfriend's hat scampered.
small smart boyfriend said to her:
Mother scolded him: instant noodles is really not a nice object,GHD, your father's a young matron, in order to reserve down their money to send home, so those days, morn, midday those days, those days by night. those days, every daytime, The results behind 3 months she was dead! next fall with the inconsistency from the 2nd floor

20 floor fall: ah ah ah ah ah pa ... ...

2 layer fall: pa ... ... ah ah ah ah ah ah