People {spew} blood Riddles

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1 in the world who suddenly become old?
Answer: the bride because the bride today, morrow is his wife. 2 a heart worth?
answer: 100 million, because the single-minded entity!
3 typhoon weather to bring many money to go out?
Answer: 40 million. for of hurricane weather did not Answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide?
[question] apt heaven accounting location
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth,Lacoste Casual Trainers, paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (periodical) just in case.
7 questions: pencil label?
answer: Xiao
reasons: slit (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole ambition transform?
answer: ice cream.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which digit from 1 to 9 of the most diligent, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 idle; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the calm sparrow?
answer: press it a morsel.
reasons: pacify (silent sparrow pressure).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
reasons: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 answers which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than masculine (Bear) discuss
13 questions: pen where the pigs bring an end to ... how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: also coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is the day ?
answer: Confucius moon
16 Wolf (suspect fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep flee)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the earth will occur?
Answer: one extra person ...
18 Kuaibing beneath 2 carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
19 Why tofu play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus event happened, always of them were injured, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the automobile
21 have a location to enter can not, ask what is this location?
Answer: Grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters marathon, chicken escape faster than the geese, why is it then to the extremity?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction East
23 school alarm rang, but not 1 student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, emulated at what?
answer: tread one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a feline to wear something eye
27 mouth no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What variety of government tin not give orders to have the antique Pei Xiao others?
answer: the fashionable Long met with a police officer
29 bandit started to run, why?
answer: to quickly collar the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad respiration, and why?
answer: every day, and cursing.
31 than the tree frog Why can jump high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 fifty times the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The fix time
37 Hou in antique times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can lower the white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we all like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see mordant
41 will be abolished early learn hall, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour fewer sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the judge, may I ask who would conquer tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are alike, as well?
answer: absurd (chicken) of almost
44 family has a piglet peasant and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig or a donkey farmer premier?
answer: you are compliant to butcher (silly pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 helicopter to fly so tall Why not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will bypass him. Why did not they say hi?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the throne of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will appear behind necrosis? ●
3 films What people can not dress a cap? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear favor? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not muse it curious it? ● hands, feet
8 household inquired the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only heaved five fingers, his family started to cry, what reasons it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose when on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more furious, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers flower all year round, what is spent? ● plastic flower
14 Chang-e why I like alive on the moon? ● Chang moths eat hare meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called? ● vanish
17 while somebody knocked on the door, you not say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest isle is? ●
19 asylums on the road when the globe exploded, where the most safe? ● perdition
20 real man who is henpecked group together to argue how to recover the honor of man, and suddenly I listened their wives to the , we run, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead afterward
21 What is the navel of the Pacific? ● What is the word class word
22 common around the world? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark night, a child is one mature son, adult child is not the father, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 pummel hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very accessible be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman divorced several times to play a four-character idioms? ● before the public (go) to make gas (relinquished)
29 people who stutter do anything the maximum losses? ● long-distance cries
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In truth,Womens Lacoste Trainers, you do not understand my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how many? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same annual he was connate the same day, and is the same for parents of students, but they are not twins,Lacoste Tennis Trainers, is it feasible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 city opened a new hospital, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is this: here is not a patient actually received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how can now put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a starving cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually go its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mom has 3 sons, excellent son named Ming, the second son called two out, 3 sons called? ● Of way, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river did not ship nor bridge. So he would swim along the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side, the afternoon, the river length and flow rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not change, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river,Lacoste R75 P2 Trainers, you say why? ● two and a half hours increase up to one hour
45 sea on a great warship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a! This is why (the canoe people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; not heaviness on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not granted to go behind, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other's face? ● naturally can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of s duck Comparison of pain? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius diverge? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the top

51 can not likewise by what? ● Excuse
52 into the menagerie to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 amplifying cup can not be what it is distended? ● what is inverted angle
54 will addition by half? ● 6
55 at the peak of you call it it's name will be broke, what is it? ● what is constantly silent
56 will come, yet never actually been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to peregrination abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, a loss of his parents, Amy did not know alien languages, he is not unconcerned, but like as not in their own nation feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can ruddy with a blue pen to jot to? ● jot a ● Spare tire
60 has a normal black marble, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river base
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best disturbed male, then what pairs, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one challenged tried to interfere

65 Lin after major surgery for an synthetic heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break at once, why is it so? ● did not really adore her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not attach. This is what to do? ● dream

67 dark or pearly chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays pearly eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go family ahead

68 forget to bring the key found in the family and no others, then what is your greatest hope? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people absence to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 directors do not cook, can have a particularly good edible, what? ● launched

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 apparent noxious pills are harmless to people? ● As long for you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have the effort? ● comatose
75, one thing,Womens Lacoste Shua Trainers, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know,Lacoste Trainers 2011, What is this? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like a fat woman? ● consolidated

77 is alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters beyond south, corner right back and asked where the cow's tail move? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the cardinal cause of divorce? ● married

81 9 个 orange given to 13 babies, how to divide it fair? ● juiced

82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why

83 on the walls the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 frog Why can bound higher than the tree? ● tree will not bound

85 what the world has approximately 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have oil or additional fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of fashion, not to have children after matrimony how to call charm? ● phoenix

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● scared to dine their own fingers

88 who is forever afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 has six bowl cake, six children each assigned to one, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the boiler with the Pharaoh
95 4 or five periods a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a beautician

96 a word, everybody will read the bad met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days